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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting my day with a huge shit on company time. I'm farting out turds like crazy right now.

    *pppprrfffffttt braaaaap plop plop*
    That's me shittin

    *aaaaaaaaarrggghhhh!*
    That's me screamin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      try metamucil

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do this but for fun. Boss wants me to work hard so I shit hard too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We work hard, we shit hard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do this but for fun. Boss wants me to work hard so I shit hard too

      https://i.imgur.com/e6mCibe.jpg

      We work hard, we shit hard

      If you aren't saying "I can't believe I'm getting paid for this shit" while shitting on the clock, you're doing it all wrong

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *pic not related

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if that's a bagel, then that's pretty gross especially as a breakfast
    if that's a doughnut, you need to be shot in the head asap

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does it fricking look like a doughnut, moron?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Basde retradf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re pretty dumb

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My only regret is that I was too stoned to remember to put in the hash brown.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how morons who smoke weed have to work it into every conversation as if it gives them edge points even though weed is normie hipster shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sorry to be the bearer of bad news but hashish is very classy unlike its mundane forebear or the new age derivatives the kids seem to enjoy vaporizing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you use the word "normie" you're a normalhomosexual that doesn't belong here.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell how unhealthy you are by your skin and nails. There is a price to pay for being a fat piece of shit who eats garbage.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you elaborate? What’s wrong with the skin and nails?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm waiting, Doctor Anonymous.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The skin is dry and wrinkly, nails have shrivelled cuticles and the overly prominent lengthwise ridges indicate brittleness.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dry skin is indicative of nothing except dry skin. The rest of what you said is total bullshit.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Everything you said is wrong. You're going to look 80 when you hit 60 if you don't heed the good advice you've received.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                can confirm
                I'm 45 yet look like I'm in my late fifties
                had my double bypass at 40 and that's the best of my bad health

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The skin is brown and the nails are attached to a person with brown skin.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With what? Cancer?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all sausage egg and cheese sandwiches should be in an english muffin
    all bacon egg and cheese sandwiches should be in a biscuit

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ketchup
    the day will only be good if you an hero

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not eat not eat some wheeties like Brucina?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      roid troony pipeline

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pro tip...
    Switch the folded egg for the round egg

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