Steak is fricking trash. No one actually likes it, they just pretend it's good

Steak is fricking trash. No one actually likes it, they just pretend it's good

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not trash but definitely overrated

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this, but vegan food

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not even vegans pretend to like their food. that's why they try to imitate real food.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        meat substitutes are vegan food. veggies are normal food, that normal people enjoy alongside some protein.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ahh so normal 🙂

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >eats highly cultivated, toxic, GMO, pesticide-covered fiber grass
          >ahhhh now thats real food

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i literally butcher my own chickens. not my steak, i am not rich enough to own cows. if i was, i would, though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >alongside some protein.
          >protein
          >implying meat is ONLY protein
          Ugh. Can boomers just hurry up and die already?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not even vegans pretend to like their food
        Oh they pretend to like their food alright LOL
        Vegans are probably the only ones who DO pretend to like their food

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steak culture is responsible for steaks being fricking overpriced. Steaks are basically western sushi, simple food that somehow became its own "thing" with a fanbase of morons who drive the prices

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit. You're right. Why did I never see the similarities: raw, weirdly over-bearing cooking techniques, over priced, tastes like nothing, hence doused in sauce, a whole elitist subculture built around eating it. Holy shit!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn you really hit the nail on the head, I'm stealing this idea. Can't wait to make steak gays seethe comparing them to their favorite weeb food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Brisket, beef stew, pot roast, ribs are so much better. I'm glad their prices haven't been memed into the stratosphere like steak and oxtail have.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >half the ingredients are different sneed oils
      vegan bros how do we respond?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unrefined coconut oil is actually good. It's made from the pulp of the fruit like avocado, or olive oil rather than the seeds.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          but what about chuck?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No one actually likes it
    I love it. now beer and wine that's full of pretenders.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kinda true, it's generally tough unless you're super autistic about cooking it and it's an unhealthy meat compared to chicken or pork

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >unhealthy meat compared to chicken or pork
      Some people say grass-fed beef is good for us. That feeding cows corn makes them sick and that's why beef might be bad for us. Same thing with chickens and pigs though, when they're fed corn they become unhealthy but pastured chicken and pork is supposed to be a lot better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's an unhealthy meat compared to chicken or pork
      have a nice day israelitel McShnozzelstein. Beef is the some of the best, almost nutritionally complete foods on the planet, better compared to chicken or pork. Get the frick outta here.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >people just pretend to like x
    Forced shitty zoomer discord spam meme

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gives me mega shits and stomach cramps. Don't have this problem with ground beef or any kind of roast or even steak strips cooked into anything but if I have Steak cooked any kind of way I WILL be blasting water out my anus 3-5 times that night

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried chewing your food properly? If you can eat ground beef, but not steaks that just tells me you're not chewing enough. Unless you're getting garbage quality steaks that are legitimately giving you food poisoning.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have not tried this, I swallow huge chunks of meat gristle and fat whole. Could explain why slow cooked/braised/stewed is fine as is ground but steak ain't. I'm just not a chewgay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I have not tried this, I swallow huge chunks of meat gristle and fat whole.
          Assuming this is genuine, and you're not being facetious, then yeah. That would be the source of your problem. You're giving yourself a partial bowel obstruction from the large difficult to digest chunks of meat, fat, and collagen. Chew your damn food.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm just not a chewgay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I gotta eat fast, I'm not even fat I'm just anxious so I eat as fast as possible out of habit to extricate myself from the meal situation asap

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where does this shit come from, I'm not a huge fan of seafood generally, which is also expensive and thought of highly by many people, but I just think people like different things, I don't invent this fricking headcanon about how everyone but me is pretending to like something and I figured it out because I'm special

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  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's so much better ways of preparing beef. Stewing it, for example, makes it deliciously soft and flavourful. There's no reason why you would want to eat it like a steak. Such a waste of otherwise delicious meat.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's only good when it's drowning in steak sauce

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've tried to like steak. I've spent hundreds on steak over the past few years. I just can't bring myself to enjoy it. I much prefer pork and chicken.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I make fajitas out of it 90% of the time.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steak from a high-end place is really good. Soft and juicy with fancy sauces that make it actually taste good. But regular steak generally sucks, yeah. The texture is awful and taste-wise there's nothing much going for it.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I see we got a lot of Black folk who burned out their taste buds with hot sauce. How about you go back to whatever shithole you "people" crawled out of.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy munching on your cardboard moron

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good bait

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