>stomach is growling. >too lazy to get up and cook. >too cheap to order in

>stomach is growling
>too lazy to get up and cook
>too cheap to order in

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I guess your only option is starve to death. RIP anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bought stuff to make a stir fry but I just cba to prep the ingredients

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only option is take a toaster in the shower with you. Hurry.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was just thinking about that yesterday but it'd end my parents life too so I can't unfortunately

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            OK. Then just try harder.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hang in there, my dude

            https://i.imgur.com/WNVeI2d.png

            >stomach is growling
            >too lazy to get up and cook
            >too cheap to order in

            I used to keep Calorie Mates in my desk drawer so I could stay for hours at my computer and not have to get up to eat

            Buying bulk food, freezing, and cooking in bulk is good for being lazy

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's when you junk drink some milk and eat a spoonful of peanut butter or eat a piece of cheese or something

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >too cheap to order in
    I always say this, but every Saturday night I let myself go with weed and alcohol and end up ordering like $130 worth of Japanese takeout. Then I have great regret until next Saturday when it happens again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Should you be getting takeout whilst high on weed and alcohol? Sounds dangerous. Best to have it delivered.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >130 worth of Japanese takeout
        How the fyck would you manage that for one person unless you're literally being moronic. Even Londonfrog would just buy McDonalds despite apparently being on a good salary

        Sorry I meant delivery, I wouldn't drive high or drunk. Usually I get like 2 General Tso's Chicken, a Chicken + Pine Nut with Lettuce Wraps, 1 Sizzle Duck Crepe and then 2 tuna rolls, a few eel sushi and if they have it, sea urchin and salmon roe, give or take depending on my mood. And then I eat it all day Saturday and Sunday and if there are leftovers bring it in to work. Its a delicious Japanese/Chinese fusion place near me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh and to answer the "How the fyck would you manage that for one person" it's because I'm high as shit and think I will starve unless I order all of that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I wouldn't drive high or drunk
          Pussy b***h

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >risking killing someone over food
            >risking spending 15 years in prison over that shit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If you can't handle your drugs well enough to drive without killing somebody, don't take them.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I agree with

              If you can't handle your drugs well enough to drive without killing somebody, don't take them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I agree with

          >I wouldn't drive high or drunk
          Pussy b***h

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I wouldn't drive high or drunk.
          Based. You're catching a lot of shit from lowlife manchildren, but it's so liberating to get to a point in life where you don't have to be looking over your shoulder.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I wouldn't drive high or drunk
          Pussy b***h

          ?t=69

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >130 worth of Japanese takeout
      How the fyck would you manage that for one person unless you're literally being moronic. Even Londonfrog would just buy McDonalds despite apparently being on a good salary

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Japo restaurants can get pretty pricey. Even sushi is expensive these days.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will go days without eating because I don't want to feed myself or leave the house. It's called being a fricking homosexual. And i wish I'd stop

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok this is agony so i guess i have to cook. ill post pics if the thread doesnt die by the time im done

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fair play to you anon. You'll feel all the better for it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      doing a big batch of the veggies (and chicken later) so i can use it for other stuff in the coming days

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/hLulDDd.jpg

        chicken. somehow managed to put more in the smaller pan cause i'm stupid

        https://i.imgur.com/UwHUraR.jpg

        put too much sauce but whatever. also goddamn gochujang makes everything bright red in pics. time to enjoy me sloppa on top of some jasmin rice

        Youre a terrible cook but i guess its better than starving. Bone apple teeth.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i'm actually a good cook (pic related). the sloppa i just made also tastes great

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sloppa
            just have a nice day next time and save us all the trouble

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the pic in the post you replied to is not sloppa, sorry to break it to ya

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                your shit is sloppa, frick off and don't @ me cause I won't be here
                and have a nice day too

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >me cause I won't be here
                t. lives for (you)s

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Greta Garbo cringe

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I go a day or two without eating because of laziness. I only have £8 in my bank account so I have to make that last the week.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chicken. somehow managed to put more in the smaller pan cause i'm stupid

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    put too much sauce but whatever. also goddamn gochujang makes everything bright red in pics. time to enjoy me sloppa on top of some jasmin rice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/RO5Nc26.jpg

      i'm actually a good cook (pic related). the sloppa i just made also tastes great

      Nice. Would eat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there
      wasn't that bad was it?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hunger is a humiliation ritual. Do not submit.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect state to ask your mom for food

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