strange sarnies

never met anyone else who eats them, but for a quick and healthy meal not many things beat mushy peas in a fresh baton

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont peas in my sandwich

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      give peas a chance

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks kinda bland? any way to spruce it up or just enjoy as is?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add some real salty and greasy chips

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        UK GRIM
        jesus...do you listen to grindcore while eating this abomination?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you got the taste of bread, and the taste of peas
      that's two separate flavours

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No heckin' SPICERINOS? That's Le bland!
      I hate brown people so much

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong color dumbass, I'm piss stain yellow

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice, I bet you're friends with hiroshimoot since you're both oriental

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put a condiment on it. I'm thinking gravy, but you could do ketchup or even hot sauce if you're feeling adventurous.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      salt, gravy, and malt vinegar

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's absolutely no way you actually do this, so im assuming you filled a fresh baguette with peas just for a silly photo

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not that i care if you believe me, but heres one i made with regular sandwich bread a couple weeks ago

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks good. I would probably have put butter or margarine on the bread though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bit of vinegar and salt thats a great snack

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you not just use peanut butter and jelly like a normal person

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife makes bread and pickle only, on italian bread, and toasts it. But she layers the pickles...there is just a huge bite of warm pickle and bread. I don't get it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's good with peanut butter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bitches love pickles

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess peas is an upgrade from just an extra slice of bread for filling, but damn is white food depressing.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the gravy?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah nah that's terrible dude
    If I'm going to have just green slop on bread, I go for avocado plus salt and lemon juice. Though even that is better with some mild cheese, ham and arugula

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Wooly Woofter

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based OP

    I often have mushy peas on buttered toast with some brown sauce, proper lush

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not a based cookie baker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys immediately

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am willing to try this. Peas can be very sweet.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >food item named after a place in your country
    >still insist on slurring the word into unintelligible grunt instead of using its proper name
    what a country

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      named after what? they're just peas that are mushy

      https://i.imgur.com/5DU6LVK.jpg

      never met anyone else who eats them, but for a quick and healthy meal not many things beat mushy peas in a fresh baton

      do you give them a quick go in the microwave before spreading or just whap it in there cold

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In defense of mushy peas: they are great as a soup. Split pea soup. I see mushy peas as just a very thick version of that. I like my split pea soup on the thicker side to start with.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    peanut butter and mayonnaise

    don't knock it til you try it

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love mushy peas.
    A dash of malt vinegar and you're good to go.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In what world is "sarnie" acceptable shorthand for "sandwich"?
    Holy fricking shit, the UK needs to be firebombed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the same world where americans think "submarine" and "hoagie" and "hero" and "grinder" and "wedge" and "spuckie" are acceptable shorthand for sandwich

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "sarnie" is an indirect way of letting others know the speaker has a developmental disability, so they will forgive mistakes like not handing over enough money to pay for the food or peeing ones pants. there's obviously no "r" in sandwich, so a normally functioning person would never use this term.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >seething at slang
        >affected pretentious tone
        ironic that you're outing yourself as a dysfunctionally autistic moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      get a sanga up ya, mate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're on thin ice, 'roo. Don't push it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You New Zealanders are fricking disgusting.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mushy peas on toast is good. This thing and that Pea dog just look moronic.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let's give the british a chance to prove their food isn't ba-

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >carbs + more carbs
    >healthy
    no

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you think peas are carbs??

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they are buddy

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds weird now but cottage cheese sandwiches were a thing pre-war, i suspect they might still survive in regional enclaves

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