Op here, that’s the cup of syrup I’m about to drink. I find it lubricates my esophagus which I need before the bukake otherwise my voice goes hoarse which is bad for my telemarketing job
Do you like your syrup hot or cold? I prefer mine hot, but it is usually too much work to heat it. I drink syrup every day for the health benefits. I am a 500 pound transwoman from Seattle btw.
Op here, that’s the cup of syrup I’m about to drink. I find it lubricates my esophagus which I need before the bukake otherwise my voice goes hoarse which is bad for my telemarketing job
This is why i come here. This is what this website used to be about.
It would be kinda amazing to have mini-cakes (cupcake size) where the outer part was thin waffle cookie somehow, then a layer of caramel, not too sweet, then the filling was a tea-flavored custard
the caramel in those cookies is really gross textured and I feel like you could make it way better at home, but the waffle cookie part would be hard
>be me >work a shit factory job >big time depressed >come in to work lightly hungover most days >the vending machine in the break room has prepackaged stroopwafels >start every morning with a big cup of black coffee and a stroopwafel warmed over it >instantly feel 200% better
Do not slander these fuckers. They're literally the only thing keeping me from driving my car off a bridge on the way home from work.
>on top of tea
you're not ok, anon.
please seek help.
where you do put it? in your hands?
Op here, that’s the cup of syrup I’m about to drink. I find it lubricates my esophagus which I need before the bukake otherwise my voice goes hoarse which is bad for my telemarketing job
Do you like your syrup hot or cold? I prefer mine hot, but it is usually too much work to heat it. I drink syrup every day for the health benefits. I am a 500 pound transwoman from Seattle btw.
This is why i come here. This is what this website used to be about.
Shut the fuck up you came here in 2016
That's why he said used to
>"Op here"
>Increased the thread IP count
KYS imposter
I'm on my phone.
nothing gets by you does it? great catch detective
It would be kinda amazing to have mini-cakes (cupcake size) where the outer part was thin waffle cookie somehow, then a layer of caramel, not too sweet, then the filling was a tea-flavored custard
the caramel in those cookies is really gross textured and I feel like you could make it way better at home, but the waffle cookie part would be hard
It's pronounced "schtroopfh"
that's what the french call the smurfs
Luftwaffels are best waffles
The heat of the tea cooks the waffle
It's way better if you put them in the fridge for a while to get a nice chewy crunchy texture.
Love strouopwaffers
Real OP here, waffles are nice but what about syrup infused blueberry pancakes.
Replace caramel with cream and aerate it to get a nice whipped texture, I call them Luftwaffles
Have you noticed how no man ever buys these? It's always women who then feed it to men.
Good. Like a roman emperor, my whor... gf feeds them to me and rubs my manbooba as I cry out "suckle my peenus while im on the shitter"
I just had tea with a stroopwafel like that half an hour ago.
The heat of the tea makes the molasses in the waffle softer and tastier.
Love me some stroopwaffles
>be me
>work a shit factory job
>big time depressed
>come in to work lightly hungover most days
>the vending machine in the break room has prepackaged stroopwafels
>start every morning with a big cup of black coffee and a stroopwafel warmed over it
>instantly feel 200% better
Do not slander these fuckers. They're literally the only thing keeping me from driving my car off a bridge on the way home from work.