Subway Churros

What in tarnation? I read that they were trying new things, but doesn't this go against their whole eat healthy approach? Or did they throw that out the window a long time ago?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Subway was never healthy.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    subway has been struggling for nearly a decade now and they've been mass closing locations. not surprising they're also stretching out long to find new things that could save them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Last time i went and got subway i was asked if i wanted to tip. Last time i went to subway. Love me a meatball though. Their marketing model wasnt really made for inflation and ecomonic collapse though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea why they still attempt to get away with their high prices nowadays when Firehouse Subs costs the same but gives you at least twice as much sliced turkey and meats.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Firehouse sucks. There's one on every corner around me and their sandwichea are awful. All those sauces they leave out so every slimy poopfingered lowlife can touch them with their boogerhooks are nasty. Most say "refrigerate after opening" and they clearly DO NOT refrigerate them. Gonna kill someone someday. I sure a shit don't trust that sauce. No way, no how.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You can't say you eat healthy if you have dessert occasionally!
    Shut up, gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      incels really love fighting with shadows don't they?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no reason to order food from Subway anymore.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Company that owns Subway just happens to own other franchises as well.
    Get ready for more random shit at Subway that is not sandwiches.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't churros normally pretty long anyways?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >healthy
    I've got bad news for you anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Subway pushed to have its bread classified as cake in the UK to save on taxes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no anon...it's because their "bread" has a frickton of sugar in it. why are you defending a multi-billion dollar company?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care about defending a company, I care that you're being incredibly reductive about a situation on which you're ill-informed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            go ahead and show proof that they did it for "tax purposes"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you defending the government

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care about defending a company, I care that you're being incredibly reductive about a situation on which you're ill-informed.

          go ahead and show proof that they did it for "tax purposes"

          He has it backward. Subway's bread being classified as cake makes them pay more taxes. But also it's only in Ireland and only because Ireland has overly strict rules for defining bread (probably to increase tax revenue by reducing the number of tax-exempt bread items) that don't align with any other countries in the UK or in Europe. Ireland's rules for what constitutes bread in their tax code even keep some traditional European breads from qualifying, so Subway is in no way unique in having their bread disqualified from that exemption for bread.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's just a moronic 'gotcha' that obsessed yuros use. Don't bother explaining

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're gonna make it

            I don't care about defending a company, I care that you're being incredibly reductive about a situation on which you're ill-informed.

            ngmi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would bread be taxed more than cake?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If we assume Subway is allpowerful, we can see it must have chosen to make this happen and ended up winning with it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But this is Britain, they don't care about American corporations.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ireland, not Britain.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brits are so pretentious. It's not that sweet.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Churros in the subway rule!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Subway
    >eat healthy
    choose one

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They got rid of the healthy monicker back when their spokesman tried to get into smaller pants.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think they were bought recently so maybe new management is trying to save the sinking ship.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They've had cookies for a long time. You can order them by the platter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And sugary soda. That's ignoring that some of the sandwiches have a lot of calories, like the tuna sub or meatball sub.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being Subway and just watching yourself die while doing absolutely nothing different.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Subway" doesn't care because they offset the risk onto the franchisees and sold the company. The new owners don't care because again, the stores are independently owned and as stores close, corporate just lose their franchise fees. But less stores means the existing stores are more profitable, and corporate can just raise the fees on those stores.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Solid business plan.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Making others pay for your costs is literally how the American economy is built.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This justifies running it into the ground? There is no longevity in it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >There is no longevity in it.
              The goal is to make money, and move to the next thing, what's even the point in lasting?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is always going to be a demand for food, good luck establishing a new national chain.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just buy something already in place, than milk as much profits from it before it dies, and repeat.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Taco Bell will be the lone victor in the franchise wars.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >This justifies running it into the ground?
              PEGs and hedge funds don't care about the future. they only care about stripping out and selling the copper wiring. this mentality came from the 80s with corporate raiders like t boone pickens. it's crept into every MBA program and it's why virtually every industry has been tainted by it in the past ~30 years. corporate greed will be the death of this country

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In my Business 101 class we had to watch Pretty Woman and write a report about all the aspects relating to business. The movie has a happy ending but of course that behavior never stopped and has only become more destructive. The endings in real life aren't so happy. Now, franchise owners are left to fight among themselves while the new corporate overlords repurpose bread molds to bake cookies.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone's talking about the churros but I want to know if that footlong soft pretzel is any good.

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