succulent swedish food recs?

im on vacation in the north, i wanna make a food vlog for my youtube but i have no idea what foods are best here, im assuming fish..? pls help swedes!!!!

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat at macdos the whole time, swedish food is rotting fishmeats

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon this looks disgusting!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >arab squiggles
        >sweeden
        seems about right

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's Syriac more precisely, which makes it more surprising for it appearing to be there's such a prominent community of them there.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not Syriac nor were those who wrote in it Arabs

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surstromming is a really cute food you can get there

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DIE!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Surstromming
      Not OP but I really want to know if the meme is real

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and no, if you do it correctly it's edible and doesn't smell too bad. I personally prefer not eating it though. Still, if you're not used to it, the smell may still be a bit overpowering.
        You usually eat a small piece of it on a sandwich, not just put it into your mouth directly from the can like the idiots do on youtube.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Palt, kroppkakor w lingonsylt, kalops, Tacos, köttfärslimpa. Fläskpannkaka.
    Try some lunch restaurants with buffets if you want good swedish “husmanskost”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      :O
      THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON!!!!! ill look all of these up! :3

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tacos
      Lol???

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tacos is, along with kebabpizza, basically the national dish of sweden.
        it's eaten at least once a week by the entire population.
        yes it's imported but so is everything except raindeer and fish.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Korvstroganof with rice

      Köttbullar with mash or potatoes and lingonberry jam

      Kebabpizza, kebabrulle

      Tacos, no it's not the same as amerislop or mexislop tacos

      Mostly what said.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you kidding me? Swedish tacos are literally 80s Midwest white people tacos and they suck

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >white people tacos
          So good tacos. I'm sorry you were born brown.

        • 4 weeks ago
          4chan_girl

          >makes fun of my home cooking
          Alexa play midwest emo playlist

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't you stupid fricks use English?
        >korvstroganoff
        Is still sausage based food no matter how you look at it.
        Meatballs are meatballs.
        Please die.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >durr why does swedish dish contain swedish
          Kindly blow the barrel of a shotgun and pull the trigger you moronic frick.

          It's not just any sausage, it's falukorv, something that most likely doesn't exist in your country.

          Speaking of falukorv, you can also make pic related with it which is really good together with hasselbackspotatis, mash or any kind of potatoes really

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares about european food

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apart from the us
      And the entire planet
      And you

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very good picture, some of the stuff needs to be homemade though and I don't know where you'd get a lussekatt when it's not christmas.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't know where you'd get a lussekatt when it's not christmas.
        Easter is mini-christmas, we got both påskmust and now påskkatter have started popping up together with påsksemla

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      top to bottom column 1:
      gustav adolfsbakelse - eaten 6th november, usually by student in uppsala that tries to be cool
      zeunerts julmust - christmas "must" - soda for christmas
      glögg - glüwhine, german thing actually, but popular in sweden around christmas
      lussekatt - christmas bun, has "saffron" in it
      ugnsbakad falukorv (I presume)
      meatball with beatroot sallad on bread
      blodpudding
      strömming?
      vallenbergare?
      gravad lax
      janssons frestelse
      top to bottom column 2:
      semla - typically eaten during spring before easter
      meatballs with mushed potatoes
      skagen toast - shrimps and mayonaise + dill
      raggmunk med fläsk
      sill - herring
      kladdkaka - some idiot made a choklate cake and took it out of the oven too early so it's mushy and sticky
      varmrökt lax
      hasselbackspotatis - grilled potatoes in the oven with lots of cuts in them
      lövbiffsrullad
      cinnamon rolls with yellow cream in the middle - dunno
      cinnamon roll but elongated
      top to bottom column 3:
      budapestbakelse - meringe, cream and fruits
      kåldolmar - swedes (the vegetable) wrapped around minced meat and fried
      isterband - special type of sausage
      renskav - common up north, made from reindeer
      some fikabröd common at supermarkets
      kroppkakor - potato around filling (meat)
      spinach soup?
      pitepalt - same thing as kroppkakor but the potato isn't cooked beforehand and it has other spices, from northern sweden, also known as pärpalt
      spättekaka - fikabröd from småland, basically meringe but made like a tower.
      korv med bröd lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OH MY GOD YOU ARE LITERALLY GOD THANK U SO MUCH !!!! UR THE BEST EVER

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, I'll sort that out. If my mom or sister or an ex was still around I'd have a taste tester.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >spättekaka - fikabröd from småland
        >småland

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what the hell is this image

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            danish rapebaby delusions

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              🙁 it made me feel sick

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kebab pizza

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uuyhhhmmm ew!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the sallad? And the fries?

      Also if you want to try pizza try the one with chicken, banana/pineapple, curry powder and peanuts
      often it's just called kycklingpizza (chicken pizza)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uhmmm ill get regular pizza!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's nr 8 on the top 10 pizzas sold in sweden

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Jacob

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here we eating the tony pizza

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sweden has the best pizza, tacos and carbonara (with cream) in the world

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    swenni have no culture they eating kebab

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vlog?
    That ended it right there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      🙁 idk what else 2 call it.. sorry!!

      Sweden has the best pizza, tacos and carbonara (with cream) in the world

      really!? i love carbonara! ill order some :3

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know but vlog has a nasty connocation and it never comes up good in the states or anywhere. It's not something to be associated with. Ever seen that movie Taken, that's one way they get people.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i agree entirely LOL, i hate saying vlog because it sounds so cringe but thats what its gonna be! it will be extremely cute tho :c i hope

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            only if it's cute girls in cheerleader outfits prancing about,
            I can deal with that

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              are you literally insane

              You can get it with ham instead

              i dont eat any meat……. only fish!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > i dont eat any meat……. only fish!

                Wasted the whole thread then

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He’s trolling you. Kebabpizza is still good tho

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suedi cuisine be like

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It should be pineapple instead of bell pepper

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and ketchup

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We never had ketchup on them when i grew up, but my mom and sister used to have "champinjonstuvning" on theirs, but I'm not a big fan of mushrooms (chanterelles fried in butter on toast is heavenly tho) so i just had ham, pineapple and cheese on mine.

          Frick now i'm nostalgic for varma mackor

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            THIS LOOKS YUMMY, I LOOVE MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you Black person

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depending on where you mean by “north” some northern cuisine to try would be palt (potato dumplings with pork, served with lingonberries and butter), tjälknöl (slow cooked cured elk/deer meat), or really anything made with deer or game (renskav, älgskav etc.). Suovas can mostly be found if you’re fairly far north – basically reindeer kebab.

    Some of the options posted itt are more typical of home cooking and might be hard to find in a restaurant (korvstroganoff, fläskpannkaka/ugnspannkaka). Just fyi.

    More generally for Swedish food I’d agree on meatballs (köttbullar) at least if you go to a decent place. Stekt strömming (not surströmming!) is really good if you can find it. Toast skagen is good and sort of the go-to appetiser for many swedes.

    Kebab Pizza, as mentioned, really is great sloppa. Also tunnbdrödsrulle is a more classic staple in the same category.

    Try to get some fikabröd (pastries) as well. I would strongly recommend chokladbollar, kladdkaka, Kanelbulle/kardemummabulle, biskvi/Sarah Bernard, prinsesstårta/prinsessbakelse and dammsugare. If you are very lucky you might still be able to find a semla. Normally they are eaten in February.

    Enjoy your stay!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also frick the tacos.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i hate tacos anyway so i wasnt planning on getting them :p

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it's gravad lax

          >i hate tacos
          Said no one ever

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            said me :p they suckk!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank you so so so much!!!!! i appreciate you explaining the foods too LOL because the names are a little bit confusing.. but yay! the north i mean lapland..? idk i dont want to dox myself lolol, they have a place called max here, i think we were going to go for some lazy dinner one of the days when everyones drunk. there are really pretty resteraunts here, im so excited to try them!!! bistron, sushi, and waldorf are ones ive seen so far, have you ever been, do you recommend anything specific or should i just like get whatever lol. thank you so much again!!!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Max is highly overrated and overpriced imho but I know many people like it. I’d go for kebab pizza or banana-curry-pizza or suovas if you want a more original sloppa experience.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i want to eat the original sloppa but that just sounds so disgusting anon!!!!!!! i dont eat chicken either!!!!!!!!!!!!
          >max overrated overpriced
          ahhh really!!)????!!!?!!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can get it with ham instead

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It needs some cheese, like ham and cheese on rye.
              So do what do fellow anons go for the cheese?
              I go for the swiss.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Flensost on knakebröd

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks. There's no chance of finding that up in new york unless it's some kind of special order, but it'll be in my head like some brie.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Trying it once or twice is prob worth it but don’t have too high hopes

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Trying it once or twice is prob worth it but don’t have too high hopes
              ok thank you! i will definitely try it just because its so popular but idfk what 2 get lol because i dont eat meat. i hope the fries are good..

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They have vegetarian/vegan alternatives. Most places do.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                omg yaaay!!!!!!!!! at the airport i went to some place i dont know why i was surprised they had vegan burger stuff lol, some places have none but im happy they hav loads o_o

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ingen pratar sådär

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          :<

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are in Luleå.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          0_0
          not cool..

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I used my powers of scrying in coffee grinds.
            You live at... Porsön.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i dont even know where that is LOL i dont live in sweden, im on vacation! i thought lulea was just one place..

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also I forgot. Raggmunk (like a big hash brown served with cured pork and sweetened lingonberries) is good.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    smörgåstårta, and I can't think of anything more swedish, you can usually order them from bakeries and bigger supermarket, at every bluecollar job they order a smörgåstårta for everyone to share whenever they have a good excuse, simple as

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always hated those, disgusting boomer "cake". Seeing them is almost enough to make you gag.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes damn so good

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suesi..

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one eating that there

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all suedis love hawaiikassler

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My grandma does, personally I can't stand kassler for some reason

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Childhood trauma

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is being raided by swedish loser incels from the swedish general on Culinaly that either still eat whatever their parents cook or only know how to boil pasta

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pasta's good though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        swedish incels make overcooked pasta with barely any salt

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The horror

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >overcooked pasta
          The only people who cry about overcooked pasta are shitalians who expect others to eat crunchy undercooked hard pasta and pretend it's cooked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i heart swedish incels so its great!!! i want their authentic food advice :3

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should see Finnish incels

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you want a good burger in Sweden you need to try Sibylla
    frick all the others they only serve slop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FETTO SUPERSTAR
      DET ÄR VAD JAG TAR
      HUNDRAFEMTI GRAM (minst)
      SOM JAG HÅLLER FRAM
      I MITT GATUKÖK
      OCKSÅ HACKAD LÖK
      KETCHUP OCH GURKA I SKIVOR (ah aaa)
      OCH DRESSING I DRIVOR( ha haaa)

      och därför vill jag hylla, sibylla

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        En riktig hamburgergrabb

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jag vet vad jag vill ha,
          Det ska va allting på och det gäller nog två
          Av eran största sajz, smakar very najs, tre hekto kött som är mört som bajs
          Och mycket gojs, för riktiga bojs
          Så därför vill jag hylla, sibylla

          FETTO SUPERSTAR

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does this sound goofy?
    I need a baseline from a decent restaurant to judge my own stuff from.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >going to vacation in sweden in late winter/early spring

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whaaat? its so beautiful and snowy and cute rn :p

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post your cute little finnish penis

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          y do u think in finnish, Black person

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think in Swedish and you're p0wned, Even Rudolph the red nosed reindeer knows enough to leave you Finns for the last.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              WHAT
              im not finnish im irish .. probably worse

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kom sitt i daddys knä så ska du få en puss mmmmm

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                LLLLMMMMFFFFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DID U MAKE IT TRANSLATE 2 IRISH i feel so bilingual for being able 2 understand it xd
                who is that in the pic is it some swede meme or wut

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some cooking youtuber a schizo has been shitposting with for years.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wow thats one special youtuber

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go for the unagi, not some leprachaun coin. Remember in that first movie that moron swallowed the last coin, that started the whole thing.
                Animotion - Obsession

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nonsense!!!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The fun thing is that it's not supposed to make a whole lot of sense.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ur face doesnt make a whole lot of sense

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no one comes here for that
        why are you in my country

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im here because a family friends birthday! and snow because i havent seen snow in like 5 years and i love it SO much and its so so so so beautiful here i love it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have you been attacked by a tjäder yet?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!??!!!?!!?!?!?

              [...]

              excuse me no she doesnt.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!??!!!?!!?!?!?
                swedish dinosaur

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh right you dont have those on ireland
                you can find them in the scottish highlands, imported from scandinavia

                if you get attacked, kill it in self defense, they are really good eating

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're momma be liking my Swedish fish you degenerate Finn!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                swedish fish r so disgusting

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your mom is so disgusting. Get over it, how did you get pumped out?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pumped out!? my mom is sweet not gross!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eveyone's mom is sweet, to them.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              chader

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              H*man BTFO
              BAVI

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              neeeeh frick outta here lil homie hahahaha

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Är det en tös i tråden eller?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does google translate tös into b***h
      stupid fricking suedis thats not what it means

      https://i.imgur.com/35ZNfE7.jpg

      im on vacation in the north, i wanna make a food vlog for my youtube but i have no idea what foods are best here, im assuming fish..? pls help swedes!!!!

      i dont know if this is popular up in the north but here in southern sweden eel is a delicacy and i high recommend trying

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        o what does it mean..? i thought they called me a b***h LOL
        EEL!!?!!!?? omg, if i see it ill try it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tös = girl, young woman
          originally comes from danish but it still used in the 3 historically danish but now sw*dish provinces in the south Skåne, Halland and Blekinge
          try it, it is a really unique good flavour that most people like, unfortunately eel is quite expensive and can be difficult to find because of historic overfishing

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tös = girl, young woman
            ohhhhh kay!
            id love to try eel to be honest, is it anything like squid? i wanna try fun things but everything is meat TwT i hope i get a chance to try it

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i have grown up on that stuff so i dont really know what to compare it to but i often hear people that try it for the first time say that it tastes like if a chicken was a fish
              its most commonly sold fresh or smoked but here in Skåne you can get it 'luad' which means that it has been salt cured, grilled and then finally smoked

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >like if a chicken was a fish
                interesting!!!! now i really wanna try, id love it ‘luad’ because i dont like smoked packaged stuff

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you obviously need to start dining local to gather information, before you are ready to vlog it. DUH

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but ill only be here for 5 days 🙁

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is no such thing as swedish cuisine
    its all taken either from the continent or the samis
    surströmming was probably stolen from the samis
    meatballs are from turkey

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody cares

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >surströmming was probably stolen from the samis
      yes, this people famously not travelling on the open sea probably fished for herring in the Baltic
      is your brain literally as smooth as a chicken breast?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least it better than Finnish food, wtf is that?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally bark and roots

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think recipes are needed, just get them from your folk and write them down, you dont have to relate them here but their/they're good to have to pass on. I'm trying to that on now before folk die and then things are gone.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >recipes
              1 large piece of bark
              1 cluster of roots, with the dirt still on
              Grim determination

              pull bark off tree, eat as is
              gnaw on roots between pieces of bark
              survive through yet another few hours of misery

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you get the aurora? I'd find that fun with a awesome girlfriend or even wife. Please don't blame haarp.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks you need to go out on the ocean to catch herring
        homosexual moron city slicker
        i can fill buckets with herring standing on the shore in late summer

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >standing on the shore
          >the shore
          yes, that place where the sami FAMOUSLY DO NOT VENTURE IN SUMMER YOU moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, everyone know that the salami feed their reindeer herring

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.tiktok.com/@brogrillen2/video/7252803856663334171

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love her

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont mind the morons
    i hope you enjoy your time here
    please come visit in the summer too

    i highly recommend the Österlen region
    it's basically the Shire, full of quaint little fishing villages, fruit orchards and artisan stuff like blacksmithing, israeliteelry makers, glass blowers, painters, poets and white beaches

    for food i recommend my #1 comfort food, fläskpannkaka with lingonberry jam

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dont mind the morons i hope you enjoy your time here
      aww thank you so much!!! its been so lovely so far, im going into the town right now!! i would absolutely love to visit in the summer :p
      >fruit orchards and artisan stuff like blacksmithing, israeliteelry makers, glass blowers, painters, poets and white beaches
      that sounds so sweet i love all of that stuff!!!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but seriously, only come here in the summer or early autumn
        winters here are rainy, windy, grey and depressing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          u live there?? it looks pretty, does it ever snow in winter?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >u live there??
            i wish but no it's too expensive
            i live just on the outskirt of this region tho where its more affordable
            mostly old people live there (born into it) and rich sw*des who buy up the homes to have as summer homes
            only 30k live in this region permanently but the population triples or quadruples in the summers
            >does it ever snow in winter?
            generally no, but the climate has been strange for the last couple of years and now we get snow too but nowhere near the same amounts that are in the north

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So you're saying that Swedes shouldn't have their own property? What are you some kind of climate change "UN" Black person?
              OH, BABY. Just you shut your mouth.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shut up b***h that anon was nice

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NOT that tone.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im saying that sw*des should stay in sw*den
                you have your endless spruce plantations because that is what you wanted
                we have our culture and heritage because that is what we want to preserve despite your best attempts to destroy it all
                stay home and tell your sw*dish friends to do the same

                come round these parts and you will get curb stomped
                i will take 1000 foreigners over a single sw*de any day
                SCANIAN REUNIFICATION WITH DENMARK SOON

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >curb stomped
                That's not very nice, my mom was from Sweden and she was welcomed into the USA and wouldn't be here without her, what's your major malfulction? Do you think you'd have the internet if only in Sweden?
                I'm sure that you could try to curb stomp me but you'd have no reason to do so. Don't be silly.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                frick sw*des and frick sw*den
                they committed an unironic genocide against my people and others too like the jemts, sami and finns

                >Inb4 some sw*de retconning history
                i'm not sure what to call it except a genocide when you forcibly annex a region, straight up murder 60% of the population in the following decades (they would send cavalry regiments to random towns and villages and straight up burn down everything and kill everyone so that even when you walk through the forests of scania today you will find tons of old remnants of houses, building foundations and stone walls marking old properties), change their laws even tho you promised as part of the peace treaty not to, spend 200 years systematically destroying the language and culture in what they called "Swedification" google it, horrendously torture to death anyone that made a resistance (snapphanar) and then finally making plants to deport the remaining 40% that still live there to Estonia and then filling it back up again with sw*des- a plan that was only stopped when the nobility talked the king out of it because they knew it would mean an open revolt and a certain declaration of war by Denmark

                but its cool because sweden has abba and volvo and the swedish chef börkbörkbörk amirite
                TOTAL SW*DISH DEATH

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                everyone involved in that died hundreds of years ago, dude.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, that's not a dude, it's a worthless homosexual frog poster.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                0_o calm down!!!!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                amen hur uttrycker du dig!?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like some kind of Sweedish hooligans will try to mug me and my girlfriend.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always wanted to try surstomming but it's so expensive here and apparently the fancy almond potatoes are also hard to get. I love fermented fish in terms of traditionally prepared anchovies in Asian and Italian cuisine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im gonna tell you this as a swede and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

      surströmming is SHIT
      its genuinely disgusting
      it started as a desperate poverty food to survive the winters and now there are a few cringe people that force themselves to eat it and pretend they like it simply because its swedish and muh culture
      if not for the internet it likely would've disappeared completely but now it's a meme food because of how disgusting it is and for some reason we are supposed to be proud of that shit
      its not worth trying even if its for free

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's in the preparation, fermented products strong in flavor so need to be prepared a certain way. No southern Asian will tell you to take shots of fish sauce or Italian shots of balsamic vinegar (tho I'm sure there are weirdos that do this) so just ignoring all precedent and eating filets of the stuff on it's own is probably not a good idea.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We had spam for that in the Americas, tons of poverty and it still happens for reasons and I wont get into that but when possible, it's always worth trying to help except when gimmie gimmie Black folk get involved.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    söt tjej i tråden grabbar!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pratar du om mig?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    saoirse i tråden

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys my family wanted tacos so thats happening rn..

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gräv bort skåne

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YES PLEASE
      please release us from your moronic suicidal greedy politics

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    real swedish carbonara

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems good. Noodles and garlic are Swedish? I'd add a chile pepper but then it would be part Americas and make it taste even better.
      While you folk are around, is Valin a Swedish name? I used to work for guy Bo Valin, a ski and sport store.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    quesadilla guys!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      swedes invented that btw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        vgh, ancient swedish cvltvre

        GUYS PLS MY PARENTS WANTED TO COME HERE I HAD NO CHOICE!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vgh, ancient swedish cvltvre

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally cannot fathom going to another state and eating the same food I eat at home if I can help it, why do some burgers literally go to other countries and do this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im not american 🙁 i wanted to try pizza but they insisted

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather eat tacos than swedish slop to be honest

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most poeple do not do that, you're watching too much TV, travel channel shit. For me I'd go back to Arizona and sit around a cactus.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    swedes also invented smashed burgers

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >succulent
    I think a cactus is a succulent and I don't know too many cacti from Sweden? What are you savages or something?
    You Swedes should try here, but beware the tarantulas and insects, they love the Swedish blood, we have to protect it. I survived, so will you.
    https://www.kuhl.com/borninthemountains/saguaro-national-park

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's fun with some random desert?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Checking out cacti and scorpions and tumbleweeds and stuff like that. Once one acclimates to the high temp, it's hot but it's dry so once acclimated you don't know it but don't feel it. It's pretty cool.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Checking out cacti and scorpions and tumbleweeds and stuff like that. Once one acclimates to the high temp, it's hot but it's dry so once acclimated you don't know it but don't feel it. It's pretty cool.

        I'd love to do that with my ex-gf with both on us on some peyote or on proper lsd.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Evine49

    Oh boy, I love getting tummy aches from skipping dinner and going straight to desert.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      timmay!

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In Northern Sweden, it is not uncommon to eat a bag of potato chips for dinner. I have this on good authority from a Swedish man named Joel, I think he's Pewdiepie's little brother or something.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      waaaw i heart pewdiepie!!!!
      when we came to the place we’re staying, the people had left us 2 bags of potato chips we ate 4 dinner :3

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here are my swedish groceries :3
    like 330 krona ~28 euro @_@

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get those nuggets too, they're nice.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank god!!!!! i was scared theyd suck

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OMG anon u were so right, these are delicious!!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good stuff except the lowcal
      now dont throw it up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i alredy threw up this and cereal TwT
        i feel so special that u guys approve

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tasty chocolate huh?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ITS SO YUM

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i wish you could be my very own neurospicy bbw braphog. i'll cure your bulimia

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                WHAT THE FRICK

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i would fatten you up and love your body

                https://i.imgur.com/j2EIS4n.jpg

                i also just got these

                surely you have lipton in your country?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >surely you have lipton in your country?
                i do but ive never seen this strawberry one and usually im not in a tea mood but because of the snow i felt cuter

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how about twinnings apple & cinnamon? exquisite comfy cold weather tea

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >plant-based
      >Holsenberg's wiener

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wat. what is wiener.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >monday and wiener inspired coffee
      uh... swedes, i'm gonna need an explanation

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yyeeeeaaaaa idfk what thats about..
        its so fricking good though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I assume wiener is wiener melange but I'm not sure what monday is referring to

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i also just got these

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