>Swedish brand Myrkl claims its product is the first ever to break down alcohol effectively.

>Swedish brand Myrkl claims its product is the first ever to break down alcohol effectively. It reports that up to 70 per cent of booze in the body can be broken down in just an hour.
>The supplement has gone on sale online for £1 a pill - although you need to buy 30 for £30. The treatment consists of two pills with the first taken 12 hours before drinking. The second is then taken an hour before your night out begins.

Has anyone tried this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >for regular moderate drinkers
    >need to buy 10 doses to be able to try it at all

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can it cure hangxiety? I get extreme anxiety when I'm hungover, if I have a big night I have to drink the next two or three days to ease back into things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anything that works on GABA can, but you'll still get anxiety once you stop one way or another, unless you taper

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's called alcoholism and you either stop drinking altogether or those 2-3 days become a week, then a month and so on until you hit the bottom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Xanax

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hangxiety?
      frick I hate this, even as a mostly sober who'll only have like 2 drinks one night a week, the whole next day is just fricking hell for me from the rebound anxiety. I fly off the handle, shout at people, hide from crowds, get stuck in nervous thought loops, it's bullshit. I just need to stop entirely because the only thing that makes the feeling go away fast is more drinking.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me. Glad to know I'm not the only one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        doesnt drinking tank your testosterone? it would explain your feminine outbursts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It has less to do with test and more to do with GABA fricking your nerve connections.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it increases estrogen, doubly so if you get fat on it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's withdrawals and it means you've finally managed to permanently frick up your nervous system. congratulations. you forever have to taper now (also fun fact, it gets worse regardless of how much you cut back).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ chill with the drama dude. Anxiety is a normal symptom of a hangover.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no those are normal symptoms of someone who is addicted to something

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bullshit. People get hangover anxiety without addiction. It's all about GABA you fricking idiot. Don't have opinions on things you don't have facts for. Your opinion just stupid pseudopsychological/-scientific bullshit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Your opinion just stupid pseudopsychological/-scientific bullshit.
              I have a hangover three times a week and never get anxiety

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bacteria breaks down alcohol before it enters your bloodstream
    This is just going to turn moderate drinkers into alcoholics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, really they should be finding chemicals they can add to alcohol to make it even less tolerable like they do with the abuse deterents added to prescription painkillers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of abuse deterrents are you talking about? The only one I'm aware of here in Europe is Naloxone which gets put into Opiates to stop you from overdosing but that isn't a deterrent

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Three medications are approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to treat alcohol use disorder: acamprosate, disulfiram, and naltrexone. Acamprosate and naltrexone reduce alcohol consumption and increase abstinence rates, although the effects appear to be modest.

          iirc without reading further, they just make you feel like absolute shit if you drink alcohol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the farts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what does that mean I don't get drunk? Seems like a waste of booze AND you pay extra.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bacteria breaks down alcohol before it enters your bloodstream
        This is just going to turn moderate drinkers into alcoholics.

        https://i.imgur.com/SQC0L4m.jpg

        >Swedish brand Myrkl claims its product is the first ever to break down alcohol effectively. It reports that up to 70 per cent of booze in the body can be broken down in just an hour.
        >The supplement has gone on sale online for £1 a pill - although you need to buy 30 for £30. The treatment consists of two pills with the first taken 12 hours before drinking. The second is then taken an hour before your night out begins.

        Has anyone tried this?

        Literally stops the alcohol from being absorbed. Waste of money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this doesn't seem like a hangover pill, sounds like a don't get drunk pill. What's the point of that then?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My first thought as well. If it works as described. You'll have college kids and alcoholics abuse the pills where liver failure or alcohol poisoning occur at more frequent rates.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Vinegar is responsible for the ill effects of alcohol on your body
      wtf is this shit? Hopefully these mongs tested this shit out on willing subjects before they sell this bullshit to the people. Also acids like vinegar are neutralized before they get into the bloodstream. I'm a med school dropout and even I know these bro-science gays are full of shit

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I used to drink every night, it would take an ungodly amount of alcohol to feel anything more than lethargic and hungry the next day due to tolerance buildup. I can see why new drinkers would like it, though.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prevent hangover by not drinking alcohol.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does preventing a hangover stop you from passing out on a table?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My anti hangover is literally meth. I’ve been self-medicating in small doses therapeutically for years now. Doses not high enough to cause dependence or euphoria, only high enough to cure my ADHD.

    There is nothing that clears the fog from your head better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Grim

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > It reports that up to 70 per cent of booze in the body can be broken down in just an hour.
    I feel like they've been putting this in the water. I cant even get drunk off beer anymore unless of neck them one after the other.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally all you have to fricking do is drink water before you go to bed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always love seeing this moron advice because it's the best way to piss your bed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hello bed pisser, sorry your bladder is too weak to follow this advice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It had worked for me every day of my life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao, most people aren't incontinent even when drunk, but it actually really helps against hangovers, it's pretty much the only thing that really prevents them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was still 23.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me its taking a sauna before I go to sleep. Even on nights where I down a whole liter of vodka, me and a friend always finish the night off with a sauna into a cold bath into a big glass of water.
    I feel perfect the next morning.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    booze isn't what's causing your hangover, the dehydration the metabolization of it causes is

    you get the same effect by just drinking a lot of water during or after drinking booze

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm 22 and don't get hangovers
    >just drink a gallon of water after every drink bro
    >I don't drink and I came into this drinking thread to let you all know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in my mid 30s and never had a hangover. Just don't do performative drinking shows for your moron friends, you NPCs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kya yourself lightweight

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based. too bad I no longer get hungover. The overwhelming depression and worthlessness is already so absolute and ever-present booze is the only thing that makes me feel normal anymore

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I only drink miller lite I can drink like 12 beers and feel fine the next day no problem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow anon congratulations! Thanks for sharing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No problem

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now why would I waste my money on that when I can just drink my hangover away like a real man.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does it work well with those who have alcohol intolerance too?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i take picrel about 40mins to an hour before i start drinking and have a noticeably less severe hangover

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prohibitionist were unironically right.
    Alcohol is worse than any other commonly consumed drug.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The treatment consists of two pills with the first taken 12 hours before drinking. The second is then taken an hour before your night out begins
    So am I supposed to take it the night before and then after I wake up?
    Would suck having to wait an hour before drinking though.
    New Captcha sucks hard Hiro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Would suck having to wait an hour before drinking though.
      Do you start drinking first thing in the morning? I think you can plan the start of the drinking so you can take the pill an hour before.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see much a difference. Was five letters and now it's six. Or are you getting a wholly different captcha?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anything for the hangover coombrain

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homie theres already a hangover medicine
    its called a glass of fricking water

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Regular moderate drinkers don't wake up sprawled across pool tables

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    could i take this at a later point while drinking to freeze at a two pint buzz while continuing to drink?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hate alcoholics, i really do. even moreso than weed smokers and i already have a genocidal tendency towards those particular people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      badass, dude

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