Swedish sandwich cake, yum

Swedish sandwich cake, yum

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a sandwich. It's not even food, it's like half fruit rind

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >jealous because he will never experience this opulence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody said it was a sandwich you moron, it literally says sandwich CAKE!
      Do you call a fricking pancakecake a pancake?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/CiQS1oh.jpeg

      https://i.imgur.com/lyn9bVr.jpeg

      >jealous because he will never experience this opulence

      https://i.imgur.com/kwGCfvS.jpeg

      https://i.imgur.com/HnULEic.jpeg

      https://i.imgur.com/rweDIBe.jpeg

      Then it becomes cake

      yeah i need a video of someone trying to cut this bullshit please

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You just cut a square with a kitchen knife. You'll have to use something sharper than a cake server of course

        ?t=2498

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most swedish photo ever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hijab
      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
      OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SWEDEN YES
      W
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  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Underneath it's sandwich

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then it becomes cake

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/0vuqsLq.jpeg

        Common topping: Shrimp and salmon

        These 2 look the best, I don't like the ones with a bunch of fruit on them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why not?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't like the mix of sweet and savoury. Tart apples are nice in salads sometimes but oranges just don't fit with the rest of the flavours

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >sweet and savoury
              That's basically the entire swedish palette if you add salty.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but not on one plate

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, I've seen it mixed. Jams with savory and salty sauces is a pretty common meal. They also love jackobs frestelse. Banana and ham casseroles in a savory gravy.

                Shits wild.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks good but wtf are those green/orange slices?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/rweDIBe.jpeg

      Then it becomes cake

      this is just a 1950s american housewife recipe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unlike everything OP's posted, that actually looks edible (but still not good)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trust me smörgåstårta is not only edible but insanely good, it's usually what people buy for the whole office on their birthday, it's literally what it sounds sandwich cake, yes there is an obscene amount of toppings on top of it , usually shrimps, ham, salmon, and eggs, but underneath you have 2-4 layers of bread with mayo mixed with whatever toppings you want finely diced, one layer is also commonly made with a pate

          It may look like a decoration and not a meal, but it is incredibly good and crazy addictive

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, very common in Finland also. I get that it looks fricking goofy if you're not used to it but it truly is amazing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i will never like smörgåstårta. just too much vegetable and mayo for me to enjoy it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Opinion of Baloney Cake?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That sauce is a prepared mixture, right? I know that's not just straight up mayonnaise stacked on bologna like some trailer park Walmart recipe.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The dish consists of layers of sliced bologna and cream cheese with ranch dressing or other seasoning for the cream cheese.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sounds good homie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do swedes do with the snipped crusts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Throw it away I bet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Throw it away I bet

        breadcrumbs for meatballs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Feed to birds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We feed it to the blattar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile, in America.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bread pudding

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kropkaka.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ååhh guuu va läckert det hade vart med litta smörgstårta nu på bakfyllan.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Common topping: Shrimp and salmon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lemons
      wtf were they thinking
      needs thick sliced cheese instead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why? It’s alreadt salty and heavy, it’s doesn’t need more salty fattiness.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fine but I don't want to pick rinds out of my sandwich cake
          a shredded lemon pulp or juice garnish would be fine

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also roast beef and ham

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this frightens and confuses the diabetic fast food eater
    Never had a sugary cake since I was 16, always had the sandwich cake

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bork bork bork

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey remember that time literally anyone on earth said "let's have Swedish for dinner"? Yeah me neither.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people don't eat people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's just because of a mix of people not knowing what swedish food even is in the first place (i.e. 'advertisement' issue) and the lack of appropriate ingredients available for it in most of the world.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >appropriate ingredients
        rocks and fish? You can find that anywhere. Even those famous Swedish Meatballs aren't even Swedish. It's just Turkish Kofte.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Turkish Kofte
          Which they stole from vikings who traded in constantinopel.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >constantinopel
            Want to try that again, champ?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    smörgåstårta is like smørrebrød but moronic and mysteriously amerifat like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nej, det är det inte

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Swedish food in general is extremely good and is interesting in that it uses very little spice or herb to add flavor, instead relying on cooking methods and combinations.
    But it's criminal how underused lingon are.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember Swedengate a couple years back?

    Yeah even if I was invited to join dinner when over at a friend's place I wouldn't be eating this stuff, looks like the blandest white person food imaginable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That plate is pure soul. No one wants you for dinner.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the problem other than the egg?
      The ingredients are meant to be combined as you eat them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even the egg belongs to that plate, although I admit it's overcooked.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >although I admit it's overcooked.
          That was my point. The egg compliments the pickled herring and the cream fraiche.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No idea what swedengate is, can I get a tl:dr pls?

      That plate looks like what I eat after a long month when I'm broke. I just rummage through the fridge & pantry and throw something together. The only thing separating that image from my own poverty meals is the lack of a paper plate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The meal is buffet style but that's a pretty bad image
        This is what you usually get, minus the shish kebab. The grilled meat is usually grilled steak or block

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That spread looks absolutely delicious, but I'm confused about the corn. Do Skanis like corn? Is it expensive over there? I'm of the impression that corn is considered "exotic" as an American crop.

          Apparently in Sweden guests are not served food even when the host eats -- this includes children going over to play at their friends' houses. When the host family eats the guest is made to sit and wait, alone, in a separate room.

          Seeing how hospitality is such an natural part of most cultures this of course caused quite an outrage when it became publicly known a few years back, and it triggered further investigations from the internet. Eventually someone came across the fact that Sweden used to mine and sell iron that was used to make chains used in the Atlantic slave trades, and with that basically damn near a century's worth of positive Swedish international PR was torn down overnight.

          [...]

          Never been to Sweden, but in every other country I've visited the locals have been open, welcoming, and hospitable.

          Thanks for the tl;dr, this kinda reminds me of what I've heard about the Danes. Apparently Denmark is a country of turbojews like that, where they even have a phone app dedicated to paying back their friends after they were invited over for dinner. Like, their friend would charge them for gas money and expect th m to bring their own food for a dinner date.
          I fail to understand that shit, maybe I'm just too Celtic. When I invite guests, it my obligation to feed them the best I have to offer. Nickel & dining them seems far too israeli to me. If I invite you to my home, I WILL feed you a delicious meal and never even consider the concept of repayment.
          The laws of hospitality reign supreme in my home.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm of the impression that corn is considered "exotic" as an American crop.
            Swedes (and maybe danes) like it a lot since it's sweet and it's usually a side when grilling. Corn is actually quite common in the skandinavian south because the weather is good for it.
            It's around 1.80 per cob.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently in Sweden guests are not served food even when the host eats -- this includes children going over to play at their friends' houses. When the host family eats the guest is made to sit and wait, alone, in a separate room.

        Seeing how hospitality is such an natural part of most cultures this of course caused quite an outrage when it became publicly known a few years back, and it triggered further investigations from the internet. Eventually someone came across the fact that Sweden used to mine and sell iron that was used to make chains used in the Atlantic slave trades, and with that basically damn near a century's worth of positive Swedish international PR was torn down overnight.

        That plate is pure soul. No one wants you for dinner.

        Never been to Sweden, but in every other country I've visited the locals have been open, welcoming, and hospitable.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Eventually someone came across the fact that Sweden used to mine and sell iron that was used to make chains used in the Atlantic slave trades
          Almost like Sweden was a major exporter of iron...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Apparently in Sweden

          Yeah that was all lies and misinformation spread by a black woman on social media

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am from Norway, and we also have the culture of not giving guests food. But if our culture is like in Sweden, it applies especially to children, I feel like it's less likely to apply to adults.
          I used to wait for the people I was visiting to eat dinner with their families a lot when I was a child. It did happen that I was invited to eat with them, but that was an exception.
          (Although I have experienced watching hosts eating without having anything even as an adult, so it's not unheard of to apply it outside of children too)

          This was more than 20 years ago so it's possible things have changed now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty damn cringe to hear that culture exists in Norway, but you're still absolutely based since at least you're not Sw*dish.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty damn cringe to hear that culture exists in Norway, but you're still absolutely based since at least you're not Sw*dish.

          Kids are expected to go home to eat dinner with their families, which they do. Of course they are offered snacks and drinks or fika. If they are staying overnight they get dinner and breakfast of course.

          moronic immigrants who don't understand they should feed their own children got outraged when Swedes don't feed their children dinner for them and spread this misinformation on social media. And the usual Sweden hateboneritis spread this around.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eating with others or sitting at that table is a sign of hospitality and good will. It is a tradition that has basically existed throughout all human culture. The fact that swedes don't allow that just makes them seem like subhuman.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well I was asked plenty of times as a kid but I always said no I'm going home to eat with my family later. That's is hospitality and good will.

              >It is a tradition that has basically existed throughout all human culture.
              It's a tradition for children to eat with their parents.

              >The fact that swedes don't allow that just makes them seem like subhuman.
              You will never be white, freeloader

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >freeloader
                Just goes to show that despite "offering" hospitality it is an act of saving face with no goodwill towards others involved.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This. It's a high trust vs low trust society issue. Foreigners who come here think Native=wealthy elite and try to force a free meal from them but the from the cultural viewpoint of the swede if you feed someone else and they go back with a ruined appetite you're in the wrong.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe I'm just too Irish/American to understand this shit, but holy frick dude. You're supposed to feed guests. If you have a friend over, don't you want to give unto them? Don't you care about them?
            The very idea of having a child over to play with my own, yet not sharing dinner with them, is horrifically repulsive to me.
            FEED CHILDREN. what the frick is wrong with you morons?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand your geopol soyjack meme. I literally said I'm American.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We feed them snacks, drinks, fika. They want to go home and eat dinner with their parents. Moron mutt you are repulsive

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm gonna go on a limb here and assume you don't have any friends.
                Real white people take care of each other. We feed each other. We provide for each other. You know, just strong communal culture.
                But it's white culture, so I don't expect you to understand.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Americans aren't white. And fast food isn't a dinner.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >providing for your friends is mutt culture
                The absolute state of Sw*des.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can't you feed your own child? Should I contact social services on you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can, and I'll feed yours too.
                That's what white people do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop feeding my kids, pervert. We're not poor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never implied you were poor, and please don't project upon me.

                Ya know what? As much of an butthole that you come across as, I'd still invite you and your family over. Your kid can play outside in the woods with mine. And at the end of the day? You, your wife and your child will eat dinner with us. You all can even crash in our spare bedroom, queen sized bed for you and your missus with a child size in the same room.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You insult me with your implications of poverty.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm confused. Being able to afford to feed an entire family and allowing them to sleep in my guest room means I'm poor?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No but by feeding my kids you are saying I am not able to take care of me and mine. It's a direct insult to my independence.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Being charitable isn't an insult dude. When I have guests over, I never even think about their ability to care for themselves. I know they can.
                But when I invite them, they recieve the best I have to offer all the same because that's just what you're supposed to do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Being charitable isn't an insult dude.
                It is when you don't ask in advance or when you don't need charity. It's saying "look at you, filthy hobo. Have a sandwich aren't I a good person"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You Danish morons just don't get it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one not getting shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Charity is for the needy. Not only that but taking what you don't need is extremely subhuman which means if you take charity when well off then you're a bad person.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are swedes so poor they can't feed other people's? Need more government hand outs?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh they have money all right.

                In Sweden presidential election campaigns are state financed, and it was recently uncovered that the second largest political party have been employing people to run anonymous social media accounts to spur social unrest and further racial divides. They used to overtly be literal nazis before people realized nazis suck.

                State. Funded.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                literally 23 accounts named #SDwaifu or #SDtobbe ran by a dozen of 20somethings in a spare office, posting memes of riding into rinkeby on a tank
                have a nice day sosse

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >posting memes of riding into rinkeby on a tank

                AKA memes about ethnic genocide, spread by members of the party that wants to rid the country of non-whites and other undesirable minorities. Does that seem fine to you?

                >sosse

                I am not Swedish, I have never been to Sweden, and I do not speak the language -- I have no idea what this means and I can't find a definite answer. Doesn't matter; just know that EVEN IF I DON'T have any connection to your country at all, the rest of the world now has their eyes on you if you ever step out of line again. THAT is the true power of Swedengate.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >AKA memes about ethnic genocide
                no? it's about crime

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes, the good people of the neo nazi party just want to keep everyone safe, THAT'S why they would drive a war machine into the area with the highest concentration of PoC in the country.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i've lived in rinkeby and there are constant murders on the street
                if People of crime didn't want to get patrolled by tanks then maybe they shouldn't commit so many murders

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a second gen migrant and we always offered guests food but they typically denied because they had food at home, so we either stopped playing because it was time to eat and they'd go home to eat too, or they'd at our house

              We feed them snacks, drinks, fika. They want to go home and eat dinner with their parents. Moron mutt you are repulsive

              I'm honestly baffled you don't even offer. The Swedes I know today do...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                May I ask where your originally from?
                I've always thought Skandis were just fellow normal white people except they speak a silly language and eat fermented fish. I never knew there was such a cultural difference, I'm struggling to wrap my head around it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                From Turkey but kurdish, my grandparents left in 60s and my parents were born in Sweden in 70s, I was born in early 00s

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The Swedes I know today do...
                It's almost as if this is something completely blown out of proportion

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I never had memories of not being offered food when I was a kid

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're not even correct
            when i was a kid i got invited to dinners all the time, but i usually just waited in my friends room 5 minutes while he hoovered up all the food because my mom was going to ask me to come home and eat in like 40 minutes anyway

            difference is that we don't FORCE people to come to dinner like equatorial cultures do

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sweden used to mine and sell iron that was used to make chains used in the Atlantic slave trades
          This is just anti-Swedish propaganda thoughever.
          Sweden mined (and still mines) tons of ore and sold the iron to all countries in Europe and beyond, that some of these countries made chains (among other things) and then used some of those chains for slaves is not related to Sweden.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How does that government sanctioned Black person wiener taste?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They could have damn well stopped selling it once they found out what it was used for.

            Maybe I'm just too Irish/American to understand this shit, but holy frick dude. You're supposed to feed guests. If you have a friend over, don't you want to give unto them? Don't you care about them?
            The very idea of having a child over to play with my own, yet not sharing dinner with them, is horrifically repulsive to me.
            FEED CHILDREN. what the frick is wrong with you morons?

            While I don't agree with some of the language here, basically this post has got it right. Hospitality has been a cornerstone of basically every other culture in the history of mankind. Feed guests. Especially fricking CHILDREN.

            This. It's a high trust vs low trust society issue. Foreigners who come here think Native=wealthy elite and try to force a free meal from them but the from the cultural viewpoint of the swede if you feed someone else and they go back with a ruined appetite you're in the wrong.

            Mental gymnastics to excuse shitty racist behavior? Cool. That's really great.

            Eating with others or sitting at that table is a sign of hospitality and good will. It is a tradition that has basically existed throughout all human culture. The fact that swedes don't allow that just makes them seem like subhuman.

            Swedes have little to no good will, they use their on-paper high numbers of asylum seeking refugees to divert attention from the fact that their actual attitude towards outsiders is extremely hostile.

            >Apparently in Sweden

            Yeah that was all lies and misinformation spread by a black woman on social media

            If anything the fact that she's Black is even more of a reason to believe in it. A lot more to lose.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The fact is Swedes are a superiror race of people that's why we get so much hate. Honestly I forgive you for you are lesser people who understandably are feeling insecure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No idea what swedengate is, can I get a tl:dr pls?

      That plate looks like what I eat after a long month when I'm broke. I just rummage through the fridge & pantry and throw something together. The only thing separating that image from my own poverty meals is the lack of a paper plate.

      Kek what a bunch of plebs. Each ingredient on that table is of the highest quality, and together those flavours combine into heavenly taste. It’s not poverty, it’s high culinarism.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skandi Anons? Why in the absolute FRICK do you not peel the fricking citrus? What's wrong with you guys? Do you just eat the lemons/oranges with the peel on like moron mongoloids or what? If you're forced to dissect your food like buttholes to peel off the rinds from your citrus, then you inherently ruin the entire damn dish.
    Reminds me of Asian bugmen that like to play with their food.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    asg suedisötnosen

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT Mutts learning about different cultures and being angry and confused

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, I'm trying to understand, I truly am.
      But it's just so wild to me that the concept of treating your guests the same as you would your own family doesn't exist over there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It just isn’t an issue. Everyone has enough food to eat, kids rarely are interested in dinnef. Why serve them food if they don’t care? I just don’t get it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The kids get hungry and you tell them to get the frick out and ask their mom for food, or it gets late and you make dinner for your kid and tell the other kid to sit in his room alone because you don't have a plate for him. This bizarre idea that your neighbors are trash that barely deserve to exist in your home.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it's not actually real you dumb frick

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It is. The whole fricking Internet blew up over it less than three years ago.

              i've lived in rinkeby and there are constant murders on the street
              if People of Crime didn't want to get patrolled by tanks then maybe they shouldn't commit so many murders

              Bullshit. Go home, nazi.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be swede
    >be revolted
    It's delicious but it's literally candy, the bread and the cream is just too heavy. I can never take more than 2 bites (one to taste, and another because it was tasty).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sissyclitty!

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow that looks novel and delicio-
    >all that orange and lemon/lime rim
    jesus christ how horrifying
    this is even worse than that rotten fish stuff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My assumption is that it's just a salad ontop of a piece of bread? Or do you fold it over like a sandwich? Regardless I would just squeeze the citrus on top and discard and discard the rinds?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    See, I hate using oranges like that because the peel just makes it a chore on something that should just use a fork and maybe knife

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