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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think you fat food homosexuals need to hurry up and troon out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >troon
      stop worshipping lowtax and say "troony" like a normal person

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine anyone ordering this unless it's to do youtube reviews. Anyone tried it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just tried it
      cheez it takes like cheez it with more cheese flavoring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the cheez-it flavor makes it through better than i would have expected, but it's not something i would order more than once

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had it and it looked and taste like cat shit on a cracker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had it, better than the tostada but not as good as the Mexican pizza. The giant Cheez-It is perforated, making it easy to break off a bite sized piece. I was surprised I liked the cheesiness of the Cheez-It over the standard tostada.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all i want is the mexi melt to coming back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Order a cheesy roll up, add beef, pico de gallo, and that shredded 4 cheese.
      It's 99% accurate just a tad smaller, but cheaper

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate nu-bell. They force you to come up with convoluted ways to recreate great things from the past. I seethe every time I want a beef combo burrito and have to order a bean burrito BUT ADD BEEF

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've said it before, there's an Achewood for every weird situation.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, this is a fun idea. It's the natural evolution of something like the doritos taco
    >we made a taco shell with tortilla chip flavors
    >we made a tostada based on a cracker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but a taco, tortilla chip, and tostada are basically all the same thing. A cracker is not.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Baked dough

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not real tostada.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fact the doritos taco isn't an actual fricking dorito and is a shitty shell with a smidge of dorito flavoring will never not piss me off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It seemed like at first when they came out, there was way more flavor. Now it just seems like they spray a light coat of the seasoning on it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is just the same thing but worse. It's derivative.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did you just wake up from a coma?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stoner food
    They had ideas?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was sheer brilliance.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats a standard pespico campaign. brillance would be randomly restricting availability to meme it into $20 tacos on the consoomer resale market

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thats a standard pespico campaign
          what are you even saying? the DLT has been on their menu for several years now

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i got the crunchwrap and i barely tasted any cheezit. actually tasted really good in there though but i think i got jipped and didn't get the right amount

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i had the crunchwrap and thought the cheez it taste was very forward. was good once for the novelty but don’t think i’ll get it again. when are they gonna do a dlt crunchwrap

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i got the crunchwrap and i barely tasted any cheezit. actually tasted really good in there though but i think i got jipped and didn't get the right amount

        the cheez it is very very forward. none of the good flavors of a cheez it either. the cracker is so big and isn't crispy so you just get an overload of artificial flavor in your mouth instead of a corn tortilla

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was "jipped" but turns out its "gyped" in reference to gypsies

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they brought back the 99 cent Beefy Crunch Burrito or the 2 dollar Chipotle Chicken Ranch Burritos, I'd go there every single day. Otherwise they can get fricked, go out of business for all I care.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The chicken ranch were 2.50 in my area, but still that was the last straw and I've had no interest in taco bell since it got taken off the menu. Disappointed every time. Crunch wraps used to be a favorite until it started to be $5+ for a pathetic quantity of shit ingredients.
      TB is cooked.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A pound of ground beef is $5-6, tortillas $2, shredded cheese $2-3. Why are you spending money at frickin taco bell you embarrassment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they don't sell the big cheez it
      so even if i did buy your slop wally world ingredients, i'd have to get the cheez it from taco bell anyways. moron.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    spyro tostada

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is this moronic bullshit. they took the tostada off the menu just to introduce this? frick taco bell

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE HAVE TO GO BACK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1/2 lb. Beef & Potato Burrito

      gets me in the feels everytime
      why live?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just bring back the Grilled Stuffed Burrito. That thing was the perfect size for a meal and whenever I go now days I have to buy multiple smaller items for more money and less value(that's probably why they axed it, forcing people to buy more). I don't even care if it would be like nine dollars these days, just let me order and enjoy one thing.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how can this premade factory shit possibly be cheaper than tortillas?
    franchisees must be losing their minds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you somehow under the impression that fricking taco bell tortillas aren't premade in a factory?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >$5
    no way gay

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do they sell just the giant cheez its?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This looks unpleasant to eat. Mexican food is supposed to be ergonomic but this is as accident waiting to happen.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just need to bring back the pre-covid menu that still had the shredded chicken mini quesadilla, the grillers, the shredded chicken quesarito, the spicy tostada and a million other things that mog their current menu.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need to stop fricking around and bring it back. I don't care if it's like $10.

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