>take a food. >shove it hapharzadly in a burger bun. >this is a national dish

>take a food
>shove it hapharzadly in a burger bun
>this is a national dish
another big win for british food

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you could wipe your ass with sliced bread and have a wikipedia article written about it by the days end

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    people always joke about the toast sandwich but dont realise it came from an "invalid cookbook"
    a cookbook to help cook for the mentally ill and those who are very sick
    although if i was crazy and someone tried to feed me a toast sandwich i think i'd go even crazier

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood the criticism of the toast sandwich if I’m being honest. It’s pretty brilliant. Toast it, jam it on one side, butter on the other good breakfast snack to soak up the alcohol after a night of drinking.

      Or you put a piece of toast in the middle of a blt sandwich, for extra crunch and surface area for tomato and Mayo.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok stop pretending you dirty anglo fricker, you could just make a normal fricking sandwich to begin with no need to defend your nonexistent culinary heritage with this shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hp6uyuJ.png

      >the bedfordshire clanger
      >aka the hertfordshire clanger
      >aka the trowley dumpling
      >a savoury type of roly-poly pudding
      this article sounds like it was written by a wikipedia vandal

      wtf do americans really

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ???
        It’s clearly British in origin

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Explain yourself, American.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit you activated his trap card

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if you want a toasted toast sandwich?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a roll not a bun. I know it's hard to understand for a person from the country of sugarbread but there are different types of roll.

      Toast sandwich is essentially non-existent. If you're going to shit on bong food pick things like crisp (potato chip) sandwiches that they actually eat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mentally ill and sick
      >feed them bread
      Fantastic. Great job. So glad we've come a long way since then and we know that meat and animal fat would've (probably) helped instead of *that* shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      more to the point, the toast sandwich was only brought back into mainstream attention as a publicity stunt to draw attention to the state of the economy. nobody was actually eating them.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the bedfordshire clanger
    >aka the hertfordshire clanger
    >aka the trowley dumpling
    >a savoury type of roly-poly pudding
    this article sounds like it was written by a wikipedia vandal

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wot r u gona do m8?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chunky fries
    >bread
    >butter
    >salt
    >pepper
    >condiments (for me, it's mustard)

    What's not to like? Fair play britbongs, I eat this all the time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mayooooo

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not a burger bun you fricking mutt, it's a floured bap

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take a food
    >shove it hapharzadly in a burger bun
    >this is a national dish

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Putting food onto bread and eating it is incredibly common.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we brits invented dinosaur shaped tendies
    have some fricking respect

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way this is true

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        google it
        absolutely is
        british company was the first to make turkey dinos

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way this is true

      google it
      absolutely is
      british company was the first to make turkey dinos

      wrong

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take pasta
    >add butter
    >add cheese
    alright actually i’ll give the brits this one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just literally described Alfredo.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        is the difference just parmigiano and cheddar?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a fan of food hacks, I'll give them bubble and squeak

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bread and butter
    >excellent, delightful, literally the phrase for basic self sufficiency
    >potato and butter
    >delicious, satisfying, a classic combination
    >bread and potato and butter
    >you can't do that >:(

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >burger bun
    that's a bap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's clearly a cob

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna brap on your bap

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take a food
    >shove it hapharzadly in a burger bun
    >this is a national dish
    another big win for american food

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Savory and mouth-watering

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      America doesn't have a national dish. It has 50 state dishes.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw one day americans will put poutine inside a burger bun on top on a huge ass patty and call it
    ''Feen couezeen''

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    luv me bread and butter pudding simple as

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3cJfSjP.jpg

      Really can't beat a hot Pea Dawg with lots of salt, pepper and butter. Even better if the peas are minted. Lush.

      Servile and deferential: the posts.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Like, toadally, this is what the briddish eat! Like lmfao, right? Like, toadally, right? Hey guys, look at what the briddish eat. I, like, toadally saw in this megalulz meme on Facebook. Lulz! From my buttfrick hometown that I never leave, lol! Look at the briddish! Now I've laffed, I'm going to itch my wiener cage before watching some more BBC cuck porn! Lel kek lel

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really can't beat a hot Pea Dawg with lots of salt, pepper and butter. Even better if the peas are minted. Lush.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AS IF ASIAN GIRLS DONT LIKE BLOOD PUDDING!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Asian girls love my blood sausage if you know what I mean haha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rice with a slice of fish stuck to it
      >everything else tastes like sugary fermented soy beans
      >can’t even handle the most minimal amount of chili spice in their food
      As if the Japanese have any cause to pull rank on other nations food they are the biggest meme cuisine

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >newbie don't have the pic to post with it

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    as always, the Philippines is the worst example of this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that ube or halo halo in a bun? Ube and Halo Halo are amazing, but in a bun? Yeah- that doesn't seem too appetizing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's ice cream

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know, honestly, that brits and kangaroos call various sandwiches "burgers" because it's on a "burger bun" is some high tier moronation
    it's like if they started calling anything between cookies an ice cream sandwich, because ice cream sandwiches are sandwiched between cookies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calling something that is literally a burger with the beef patty replaced with something else a sandwich is far more moronic. If you go to a restaurant how do you know if ordering a chicken sandwich will get you a delicious zinger burger from KFC or two dry pieces of bread with shredded up week old chicken breast haphazardly strewn between them?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you put a hamburger patty between 2 cookies is it an icecream sandwich?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I often wonder how americans get by day to day in life being this stupid

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't need to wonder i know why brits and australians are moronic, they have been huffing gas fumes for 50+ years and all the lead poisoning is really getting to them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Braindead americans ITT

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >using moronic australian childrens books to disprove that australians are moronic
        excuse me while i go ask an indian if india will be a superpower by 2026

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have to use baby books when educating low iq fat moron yanks m8

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP pic isn't a burger bun mate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The OP bread roll isn't even a 'burger bun' in bongese. I realise it's hard for an american to conceive of any sort of bread that isn't 90% sugar but the civilised world and also eastern europe do actually have variants that don't all come from goyslop factories.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which just further cements that you people are mouth breathing morons who think the qualifier for a burger is not a burger patty but a random unrelated bun that you have dubbed a "burger bun" because you are trying to emulate your crush (America)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hamburg, Germany
          What did you mean by this tub of lard?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hamburg germany
            >not the home of the modern burger patty
            wild, it's like you're trying to have thoughts but the lead is blocking your neural pathways, maybe switch to nitrous instead for the night

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Was it invented in Hamburg , new york ? Didnt think so. It was invented in Hamburg, Germany. moron

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No the modern burger patty was invented in New York City, New York, are you posting by proxy and don’t have access to the internet? God I knew the authoritarian nanny state was oppressive over there but I didn’t realize it was that bad, you have my pity, hopefully china finishes the soft invasion soon so you can at least get a couple of rights back.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hamburg patties were basically just fried beef. Americans made burgers

                So youre confirming it was invented in Hamburg. Thanks for playing.
                >Around the 18th century, the people of Hamburg developed a dish of minced meat that was molded into the shape of a steak and then grilled and served with gravy, which became known as Hamburg steak, and German immigrants brought the dish with them to other countries, including America.
                Now become an hero, fatties

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s not a modern burger patty, that’s closer to a Salisbury steak, 2 completely different things, please, learn to read and maybe you’ll see those signs that say “don’t huff petrol morons”

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Things invented in the 1800s in germany are not modern. Congratulations I guess trying to figure out the mother tongue

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn’t know that modern versions of things and archaic versions of things are different
                >that means his country still uses wooden buckets for toilets
                Seriously man you’re making me feel bad for you can I donate a nickel a day so you can have running water?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hamburger was literally a german invention. Like everything else, americans bastardise things and then claim their version is the original and superior. Its not.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                but they didn't make burgers you moron. go get one of those Hamburg things and see for yourself. it's not a burger you whiny b***h

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hamburg patties were basically just fried beef. Americans made burgers

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chip butty is an iconic dish

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this trigger so many people? Surely the only thing that matters is whether it tastes good? Other cultures have similar ingredients dressed up in different ways. Samosas for e.g. can have a filling including potato (chips) and the wrapper is wheat (bun).

    I wouldn't eat the pic rel chip butty but I would pimp it up and make marsala chips inside a roti with mashed raita peas.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's a proper british pimpled wiener pudding wiv a nice bit of custard

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we've all seen those videos of disgusting slop mexican and indian street food. the humble chip butty is just tasty, simple and filling.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got one.
    >take cream and fruit
    >shove it haphazardly onto a plate
    >this is a national dish
    Another big win for the brits

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got another one
    >bake a pie
    >haphazardly throw whole ass fish into it
    >this is a national dish
    Wonderful cuisine. Just brilliant.

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