>take a normal food. >throw some scrambled eggs in it. >wallah, its now a breakfast food

>take a normal food
>throw some scrambled eggs in it
>wallah, its now a breakfast food
American creativity always impresses me

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >always impresses me
    probably because you're a dim witted moron

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    american exceptionalism is very real

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Created a religion in which they see the declaration of independence as divinely inspired
      yea

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying Americans invented the concept of the divine right of kings
        literally co-opted from thousands of years of that shit happening already

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's more about how mormons were the only americans to do it and how they applied it to the nation that rebelled against a divine right monarchy. Even funnier if you consider it being based on da jesusman who somehow knew america is unique and special. The belief is more about america's magical soil than it is about God appointing kings to rule. It's judaism 2.0 basically.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah they are pretty goofy (like every other religion and Atheist ideologies) but they also have the strongest, most politically savvy, White communities and State in America with large tight knit families. So maybe they're on to something?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and always legitimate

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate americans too but I can still stomach them. Korean street food is always either the egg sandwich with way too much eggshitconcoction on it or the meat cheese ham fricked up egg sandwich

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eggshitconcoction
      Explain

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just a way for me shorten all their techniques into one. Can be omelets or scrambled eggs or egg salad or fried eggs or a combination of egg salad and scrambled eggs or a combination of fried eggs and scrambled eggs.
        Tldr; they frick around a lot with eggs.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not including chorizo, cheese, maybe some taters, and Xmas chili
    >imagine not enjoying something that's intrinsically enjoyable

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take a normal food
    >make it bigger
    >add more cheese
    my god, they did it again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if instead of pizza sauce they put BBQ and then chicken and bacon wouldn't that be weird? America is based btw

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Spicy tomato sauce on da pizza
        >Chicken
        >American prosciutto
        Yea very ingenious

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it wasnt, your culture would've thought of it by now

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take an english food
    >change absolutely nothing about it
    >claim it as your own
    crafty bunch of bounders those americans

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is an ancient Roman dish as prepared by the French that was imported to America by Thomas Jefferson

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the english invented macaroni cheese, we invented mac and cheese

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's the difference?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          One is cummier than the other

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            let's keep your dad's belly out of this OK

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lets involve yours instead. He is very gay and loves big peepees.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So that means you're excluded huh.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes because I am not gay like your dad. Im also into sph despite having a thick but under average length wiener. Small curve to the right btw.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          cooler name

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brah your national dish is Indian

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tikka Masala? It was invented in England.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >WE WUZ POOS N SHIET

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >n-n-national f-food b-b-brah
        Oh dear

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Origin of breakfast burritos

    >The first references to “tortillas de desayuno” were said to have been to as standard fare throughout Nuevo México in Albuquerque and Santa Fe dating back to the Spanish colonial phase. In folk stories New Mexican vaqueros would often be seen with tocinos (bacon) and huevos (eggs) wrapped in a tortilla. Chihuahua, Coahuila (y Tejas), Nuevo León, Sonora, and Tamaulipas also have had variations of this dish, which mix and match various huevos rancheros components into the burrito. Puebla also has a variation which contains chopped roasted poblano chile.

    >First Known Use: 17th-18th century

    Shut your b***h ass up.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's voila not wallah you literal fricking simpleton

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      speak american not terrorist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't play the violin bro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >viola
      I'm more of a chello guy myself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hear many sand coons/Blacks in france saying wallah. And as france is majority sand coon/Black, it is considered standard if not upper class language by the Académie Française

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Voyla? You sound moronic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      violation!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was Vwallah

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take a traditional german food
    >add one (1) single slice of cheese to it
    >it is now a symbol of america
    stunning intellect

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *dead baked in the oven israelites not pictured

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take normal food
    >dump a can of beans on it
    >voila, it's english
    crafty little things

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take rotting meat
    >pour curry sauce on it to mask the rot
    >its now indian cuisine

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    with the internet i can actually prove that americans invented all these foods
    native americans invented pizza and tacos and pasta and curry and macaroni cheese and pulled pork mac and cheese stunt food spaghetti in a pizza slice deep dish fairy breads fajitas
    people came from other countries in the 1200’s in spaceships they got from aliens and stole these foods from native americans
    if you can read sanskrit then all this information is freely available

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      heres some photo evidence
      native americans eating pizza

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reddCulinaly seething about america again
    Never gets old

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The breakfast burrito is the pinnacle of food

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mexican food being the pinnacle of anything
      Nah

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't like 500 slight variations of tortillas, beans, and cheddar?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >UNESCO certified world heritage cuisine
        >Not that good
        Stop comparing the slop they feed gringos in America.
        Get you a comal, make the new trendy birria with fajitas, and your mouth and belly will thank you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the thing that caters to shitskins says shitskin food is good
          not buying it. at least i can taste the difference between indian curries though, all mexican food is the same shit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess the Gauls never recovered getting their asses kicked at the battle of the Puebla.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >UNESCO certified world heritage cuisine
          >SEE?? THE GLOBOhomosexual AUTHORITIES SAY MY CUISINE IS YUMMY, I HAVE A FACT CHECKED SOURCE RIGHT HERE!
          Frickin lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Thinks French cuisine is globohomosexual too
            You tried.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black person, its not that every food they officially approve of is going to be trash, its that you're trying to use globohomosexual approval as evidence of its quality, as if you need experts to tell you what's tasty and what isn't. Its cringe as frick

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                he's distinguishing between American Mexican food and Mexican food identified by this organization, because they're not the same as a dunkin donuts breakfast burrito. learn to read

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mexican cuisine is literal trash though, my good friend

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mexican food
                >greasy slop with cheese and torillas. Even italian food being the same shit is more diverse despite just being pasta in different shapes and sauce

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to understand that Mexico is a shithole. Mexican people are shitty people and the reason why Mexico is a shithole. Its got high crime, low culture. Shitty music, shitty language, shitty film/television, no intellectual achievements, and people are literally dying trying to escape because its so bad there.
                The absolute best things Mexico has to offer are cheap slave labor (mostly basic construction, yard work, janitorial services) and a couple tourist destinations like cancun.
                Some people like to pretend Mexican food is good because its not quite as bad as the rest of their culture, so they are extremely proud and defensive of it. And if the rest of my culture was as bad as Mexican culture, I probably would do the same thing. Kind of like a Black person in the ghetto being proud of his 100 dollar sneakers

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to understand that Mexico is a shithole. Mexican people are shitty people and the reason why Mexico is a shithole. Its got high crime, low culture. Shitty music, shitty language, shitty film/television, no intellectual achievements, and people are literally dying trying to escape because its so bad there.
                The absolute best things Mexico has to offer are cheap slave labor (mostly basic construction, yard work, janitorial services) and a couple tourist destinations like cancun.
                Some people like to pretend Mexican food is good because its not quite as bad as the rest of their culture, so they are extremely proud and defensive of it. And if the rest of my culture was as bad as Mexican culture, I probably would do the same thing. Kind of like a Black person in the ghetto being proud of his 100 dollar sneakers

                >Infuriated anglos

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rice, check
                >beans, check
                >tortilla, check
                >lettuce, check
                Yep, its Mexican food all right. Note the diversity of ingredients and overall creativity

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Surely you could have found a better image to own the gringos with. That looks like the kind of shit you can find in strip mall Mexican restaurants all over the US.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you changed out the cheese it resembles filibertos almost exactly

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly makes me crave some Tex-mex, the final form of mexican cuisine.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Texas cuisine is truly enlightened Mexican food

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you run a global hegemony for the better part of a century with no end in sight, you can do whatever the hell you want.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok but breakfast burritos are delicious

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wallah
    Oh god, another pajeet thread. They're invading!

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >American creativity always impresses me
    We also made portable suns and flying craft

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are McDonald's breakfast burritos still the best from a fast food chain?

    Wendy's, BK, theirs just don't measure up. Taco Bell's are okay, but good luck finding a TB with breakfast.

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