Take the Kelloggpill

An example of the daily cuisine
>breakfast
Your choice of unsweetened cornflakes in 2% milk, plain oatmeal, or warm toast without butter or jam.
An herbal tea.
One egg, no seasoning and preferably hardboiled to avoid the use of any frying.
>lunch
A sandwich consisting of unseasoned turkey, one slice of iceberg lettuce, two tomato slices. No condiments on the sandwich. Apple wedges and baby carrots.
>dinner
Steamed broccoli, oven roasted chicken breast with no seasoning, a boiled potato, a refreshing ice water.
>pastimes
No tobacco, alcohol or masturbation. Instead try a crossword puzzle, birdwatching or a leisurely stroll.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He collected more foreskins in his reign than all of the israelites in American history

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And yet people still buy that maniac's cereals.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The man is dead so it probably doesn't matter. It's crazier to think Americans still trust doctors which are not all dead.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If any of you morons do this, make it a journal project. Are you less horny while on this diet? If so, why do you think that is? Kellogg was kind of famous for making cereal because he thought if people ate it they'd frick less, but none of you frick at all, so it should be a fun experiment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If so, why do you think that is?
      Probably because there's almost no fat so you're lacking nutrition and energy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >none of you frick at all
      I literally have a kid lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And to stop jerking off. Almost every anon here jerk offs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is what a buddhist does to themselves to resist their desires or some shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its funny because this probably had the opposite of the intended effect. that energy has to come out somewhere, and if you're further restricting even your diet and pastimes, that pressure is only gonna build until you go completely fricking nuts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that energy has to come out somewhere,
        That's not how it works.
        That's not how it works at all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont mean energy in the sense of
          >muh energy muh chakras muh crystals
          I just mean if you strongly repress a part of your biology, then strongly repressing another different part of your biology is only going to make the problem worse

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not engaging in stimulus is not the same as repression

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it is if you want to experience said stimulus. if kellogg felt strongly enough about it to construct an entire corporation around trying to suppress one's primal urges, no way was he not feeling said urges and feeling guilty about it.
              i'm not some moronic hedonist who thinks people should just frick, eat, gamble, get drunk/high etc all the time at the slightest whim, but there should be healthy ways to enjoy things that we are hardwired to enjoy, and when there aren't, people go fricking mental. like how child sex abuse is so much more common among religions where the priests aren't allowed to marry compared to in the ones where they are

              • 2 weeks ago
                Chud Anon

                Rabbis can marry and they rape more children per capita than priests

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its not, didnt read the rest of your post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think dudes on Culinaly need to worry about fricking less

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >don't frick
      >adopt the St. Kellogg diet
      >somehow frick less
      >underflows to theoretical maximum
      >literally never not fricking
      God bless Kellogg

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I still take my coomaxxing supps?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You VILL eat ze unflavored cornflakes and you VILL cut your foreskin off

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot
    >thrice-daily enema

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do circumcised men really?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kellogg wasn't circumcised.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus, what a hypocrite. Truly one of the worst humans to ever live on this earth

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2% milk
    What's the other 98%?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly water. Protein, sugar, various micronutrients.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Your choice of unsweetened cornflakes in 2% milk, plain oatmeal, or warm toast
    I choose unsweetened cornflakes in warm toast.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cereals SUCK
    The only good thing about cereal is the milk and you can drink it by itself and skip the cereal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's illegal to drink milk tho

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He'd made a hell of a fitness/lifestyle coach nowadays, and he would have loved it

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This piece of shit is the reason why males in America like me have our foreskins cut off the moment we're born. It's bad enough in and of itself that we're missing our foreskins, but one can only imagine how much it traumatizes you and opens you up to demonic influence when you get this done as an infant. I hope he's in a horrible place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Took the words right out of mouth. That little prick best be getting served real justice on a silver platter for setting this god awful satanic precedent on this wretched nation. It not, then we truly live in a matrix run by dystopian overlords.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having a piece of shit deadbeat dad that didn't care enough to save his son's foreskin. Lmao. Couldn't be me.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I for one think it is great how so many Xtians are cutting the foreskins off of their babies. We use this "biological waste" so that we can establish a sympathetic link to them and drain them of their life force. We are not vampires. We are the israelites.
    A bag of fresh foreskins is just as delicious to us as a bag of fried pork skins might be to a goy.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “The doctor is ensnared in a net of specious deception. He is presenting as of great worth things that are turning souls from the truth into bye and forbidden paths; things that lead human agents to act in harmony with their own inclinations, and to work out their unsanctified purposes; things that result in destroying the dignity and power of God’s people, obscuring the light that would otherwise come to them from God through His appointed agencies.” {Lt216-1903.2}

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did this guy just hate flavor?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He believed that by pushing a low-nutrition grain-based diet, Americans would be "cured" of sexual desires. Seriously.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have boycotted all of Kellogg products once I learn what was done to me and many Americans. Yes, he wasn't the only reason why it was so prevalent thanks to ~~*their*~~ arrival during 1920s, but he is still a scummy piece of shit psycho. I no longer eat cheez itz or the cereal. I skip breakfast in it entirely or just eat eggs with some fruits. Cheese and Almonds make a perfect substitute as well.
      I don't care if I get banned by saying this. infant male circumcision is forced normalized male genital mutilation pushed by a world that obviously don't care about men, and this gay had a helping hand in making it popular in this country.

      BTW, it's the same stupid shit now with Klaus Schwab and his desire to force-feed everyone insects. "Eat the bugs", "die off and don't reproduce", "if you already reproduced then cut off your children's genitalia so they can't reproduce" and so on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Chud Anon

        The cult of progressivism is the ideological successor to Puritanism in the US

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have boycotted all of Kellogg products once I learn what was done to me and many Americans. Yes, he wasn't the only reason why it was so prevalent thanks to ~~*their*~~ arrival during 1920s, but he is still a scummy piece of shit psycho. I no longer eat cheez itz or the cereal. I skip breakfast in it entirely or just eat eggs with some fruits. Cheese and Almonds make a perfect substitute as well.
    I don't care if I get banned by saying this. infant male circumcision is forced normalized male genital mutilation pushed by a world that obviously don't care about men, and this gay had a helping hand in making it popular in this country.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a world that obviously don't care about men
      Lol. Grow a backbone. Imagine thinking men are the persecuted gender.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the gender that is the most disposable out of the two. People just blindly subjecting their boys for something that is no more than a cosmetic surgery show how much value a modern man has in this world.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >in this world
          In your country, you mean.
          Most of the world does not circumcise their boys. I'm a fricking israelite and I'm uncircumcised yet you're presumably not israeli and still had a visit from the moil lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >moil
            Mohel, fricking autocorrect. And this time, it tried to autocorrect to Michel. What the frick Is a moil, anyway?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I highly suggested you take a jolly trip to any conflict zone around the world, if you have the backbone to do so and see if your opinion still stands.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saw this dudes crib on American Pickers. He had this bike thing you ride to help you stimulate your bowels to drop a deuce.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >warm toast
    ngmi

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sincerely hope this man is suffering a fate far worse than anything I could come with on my own

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >plain
    >no seasoning
    >unseasoned
    >No condiments
    >no seasoning
    Was he trying to stop masturbation, or see how long it would take until someone shot themselves or started a self-loathing cult?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >started a self-loathing cult?
      it worked, it's called modern Americans

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >These include false claims that Kellogg's corn flakes were invented or marketed to prevent masturbation. In reality, they were promoted to prevent indigestion. Another common misconception credits Kellogg with popularizing routine infant circumcision in the United States and broader Anglosphere. This is incorrect. Kellogg in fact criticized this growing belief among medical professionals, arguing that routine circumcision provided doubtful medical benefit

    He's not as bad as people claim, but a lot of things would seem bizarre today. Yogurt enemas, orgasm denial, dick piercings to essentially act like a chastity cage. He was a medical professional who was educated and advanced on certain topics, but this is stuff you'd see in BDSM and porn today.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never before has this image been more fitting. But seriously, where are you getting all this info?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most of it is on his Wikipedia article. The stuff about dick piercing is easy to find from reputable sources if you search "john harvey kellogg silver thread".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He also advocated performing surgery on blacks without anesthesia because their small minds were considered less capable of perceiving pain.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >These include false claims
      They aren't false claims. He was quite proud of his work to promote his bizarre Christian anti-sex diet cult.

      He also advocated performing surgery on blacks without anesthesia because their small minds were considered less capable of perceiving pain.

      Well, that's pretty based, at least.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget to scald your genitals with acid as a newborn to make sure you never master bate. That part was key.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    again, what is this push toward bland mediocrity?

    is this the ideal white man?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >advocates for extremely healthy living including a well balanced diet, exercise and regular calm meditation alone

    >does all of this purely because he thinks it will reduce libido and is fricking horrified by sex for some reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His obsession with dietary fiber was because he had an anal fissure when he was younger. So he believed that it was of the itmost importance to have comfortable bowel movements

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would hell for Kellogg just be hot demon women constantly milking your wiener?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could get behind most of that for a while, except for the no masturbation part. In fact, I’m casually jerking off right now. I’ve got no plans to cum any time soon, unless there are some good webms in the webm thread.

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