Taking out my gf to outback steakhouse for valentines day dinner, where are you planning to take your gf anon?

Taking out my gf to outback steakhouse for valentines day dinner, where are you planning to take your gf anon?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thankfully I'm from a country where celebrating Valentine's Day is considered extremely cringe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why? and what country are you from?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never taken my wife out for Valentine's Day. Shit's always too busy everywhere. Instead I cook an extra-fancy dinner. This year I'm making surf and turf with a rack of lamb and scallops with a bruschetta and homemade sourdough crostinis. I'll probably make a creme brulee for dessert or something too.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about this one specific day that sends Culinaly into a complete shutdown all systems failure mode?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always buy my wife(Akali from League of Legends) a new skin for Valentines day.
    This year i gave her the Coven skin with all the chromas and she loves it!!!
    I play her with it on and she seems so happy when i play her with the Coven skin!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a fricking homosexual, dude

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf would be my hand or some 40$ 19yo prostitute that's about to ruin her life with prostitution.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll cook a beef roast for dinner and then the wife will give me a blowie after the kids are in bed.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Making schnitzel with sweet potato, cabbage, and a yogurt mustard sauce so I can brap in peace in my own bed all night while I watch kino after kino and not have to think about soulless slits, none of whom have formed any sense of self away from social media and the globo materialistic slop charade

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never go out for valentines day, I'd rather make something for my girl and myself. Only fools go out for valentines day and deal with crowded restaurants and loud annoying customers that try to talk over each other plus chumps on their cellphone yammering about nothing but saying nothing loudly so they need to be heard.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What I'd like to do is bring a cell phone jammer into some NYC restaurant on valentine's day to shut the place up so I can talk with a girl, however that's illegal.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here are you planning to take your gf anon?
    back to the outhouse

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we don't celebrate our love with corporate engineered holidays.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Taking your girl to outback steakhouse
    That's pretty grim

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    McDonald’s steakhouse.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >McDonald’s steakhouse
      What what what?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You heard me Black person.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you really need to make this thread? Do you find enjoyment and trying to make other people feel bad? I doubt you even have a gf.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Larping about their imaginary wives and what they would do with them if they had one helps them cope leave them be.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Valentine's Day is the best day to not have a girlfriend.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reeee nobody is allowed to be happy on my personal escapism hugbox
      Yes I had to make this thread because I was in a good mood and if you don’t like it then you can go somewhere else, nobody is making you to post here that’s entirely your decision

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    To Żabka, they'll have pink hot-dogs.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf can't go out bc she is in school and has to head immediately home I was texted bc her great grandma has to milk the cows while her dad is a state over picking up silo equipment. and she has to make dinner and get the cows because it's snowy as frick.

    I said I'd take her into town sometime over the weekend.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she have all her teeth?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course. She's fifteen dude.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im making a steak dinner with a simple red wine pan sauce, mashed potatoes and roasted asparagus. Then i frick her out back. knowhatimsayin'?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We’re getting Chinese food in and watching The Godfather Pt 3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lovely, we had steak and red wine and fricked each other until neither of us could walk lol

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a 30 year old virgin

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically spent £55 on porn today
    And another £65 yesterday
    All from the same woman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m just so grateful not be a failure like you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unnecessarily rude

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Simping for something that’s literally been free since the dawn of time is unforgivable sorry

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not paying for nudes or something like that
            I have... particular tastes

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              The local Culinaly dicky glowie operating at strange hours today

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldn't that count as nudes?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not until you hit your weekly targeted post quota

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Schizo

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay groomer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I spent this much on dinner just to have sex for free how does that feel white boy?

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