>tell mom to get Bonne Maman. >she gets Smuckers instead. >says its just as good

>tell mom to get Bonne Maman
>she gets Smuckers instead
>says it’s just as good
I hate that b***h so much

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Use your own salary and get your own jam you fricking moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thast shit cost like 7 dollars a jar, for that price you can make it yourself in bulk

      I know it's you mom, frick you b***h

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        GO TO THE BATHROOM

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            POOP IS COMING OUT OF YOUR FRICKING butthole.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF.

          https://i.imgur.com/HODrUN8.jpg

          GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

          not yet wtf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im a NEET incel tho

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you still live at home with your mom you shouldn't be allowed to call yourself an incel. Those two things are mutually exclusive.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No you are a shameless parasite leeching off your mom. Too lazy to get a job

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So? She was a shameless parasite leeching off his dad, she deserves this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You made that up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >jam
      confirmed plebian

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thast shit cost like 7 dollars a jar, for that price you can make it yourself in bulk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And with less sugar, too. Bonne Maman has a shit ton of added sugar.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >sugar is bad
        Females need to stfu with their health shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How much diabetes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >you get diabetes from eating sugar
            >the first causa, that occurred to the mind with reference to anything that stood in need of explanation, was accepted as the true explanation and served as such. (Savages show the same tendency in operation, as the reports of travelers agree)
            Woman moment.
            Diabetes is the /inability/ for your body to process sugar readily.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Diabetes is the /inability/ for your body to process sugar readily.
              Which you get how, homosexual?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not by eating sugar per se, numb-nuts.
                One can get obese without eating sugar.

                Again, eating sugar doesn't cause your body to be unable to process sugar per se. Otherwise you'd be saying eating too much fruit /will/ cause diabetes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's jam what the frick do you want? Do you know how jam is made?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This reminds me I once gave homemade jam to someone who complained about there being too much sugar in it. You're both moronic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you use less sugar than one to one, it will mold within a month.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are gonna pay $7 just for the strawberries or other fruit that go into making that. Unless you have your own garden, you aren't beating jam prices.

      https://i.imgur.com/NlE0XsU.jpg

      In America, jam is the outlier. What they eat is 'jelly'. It's almost like the dessert jelly.

      Eh, it depends on what make/brand. It's definitely confusing though, no one observes standard terms here.

      Lies, I've never seen it at walshart

      It is indeed at walshart. It's next to the PB. It's also not good. There are far better options out there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >pay
        >not just foraging them shits and stuffing your freezer full of them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you really can't forage wild strawberries, I at least where I live. they grow relatively sparsely and any area with a large amount of them will be ransacked by ants. I just thank the universe when I manage to get a small handful of them and am transported to heaven for a few seconds.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just get frozen fruit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I make refrigerator jam/jelly fairly often, one jar at a time. I can get at least 3 cups, 24 oz, out of a pack of strawberries that cost less than $5 on sale. You can definitely beat jam prices if you use your noggin.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bonne maman is so good

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smuckers is better, every time I've trid Bonne Maman it tasted like the fruit was spoiled. Truly disgusting and vile, the worst form of slop.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you disabled or something? Why would your mom of all people be buying your groceries?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because she loves me so much 😉

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is the only blackberry preserves I can find round here that actually has chunks of berries in it. And then specifically the blackberry is hard to find
    why does no one else make it chunky?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More consistent weight ratio of jam per jar

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kid, buy it with the money you've earned yourself.
    bon mama is good tho

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a DUMB bawd (post creep shots of her fat dumpy mom ass)

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Smuckers organic strawberry? It had real sugar in it instead of corm. I haven't seen it in stores in about a year.

    Also Shaws fancy store brand jam is pretty good and cheap-ish.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bonne Maman is the regular jam you get here, is it something fancy in other countries ? You can get pic related if you feel like wasting money on carbs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In America, jam is the outlier. What they eat is 'jelly'. It's almost like the dessert jelly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only for grape. For anything else, jam is way more common thana jelly. Not that anyone cares much about accurate terms either way.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is it something fancy in other countries
      No, it's the middle class aspirational jam. They sell it in Walmart.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lies, I've never seen it at walshart

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >parisienne
      non, merci

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Framboise anis abricot
      homie I just want to buy a mf'ing raspberry jam. Jeez.
      Why does every high end jam do this kind of shit, can't find normal jam in those quality ranges.
      Don't get me started on the French not eating cranberry jam too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >why is a french jam in french
        I feel embarrassed to inhabit the same clay as you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No I mean the fact that they mix different kinds of fruits + spices whereas I only want to buy some framboise jam

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.confiture-parisienne.com/collections/tous-les-produits/products/lunique-framboise-100g

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her smucker is filled with corn syrup sludge

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow. You should kill your mom. Get a gun and kill your mom, shoot her in the head. Grab a firearm and end your mom's life. When she's in bed tonight walk up to her bedside with a gun and put a bullet in your brain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her brain, sorry. Reflexes took over.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mmm yummy

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't stand when megacorp slop mass producers try to make their products look homemade and rustic. I'll stick with smuckers

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These days I prefer the low sugar smuckers. Doesn't have any artificial sweeteners it just uses less sugar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Uses carob bean gum as a thickener, which is also sweet, so it makes up for the lower sugar. Also has minute amounts of calcium chloride, which acts as a thickener as well.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a stupid prostitute. Next time you tell her that, tell her that you told the story of how she bought Smuckers instead of Bonne Maman online and everyone said she's a stupid prostitute. DUMB b***h GET THE RIGHT JELLY YOU DuMB FRICKING prostitute c**t

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you aren't going to earn any good boy points speaking to mummy like that anon

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best stuff in the world if you can find it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is blackcurrant?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ah! Ha! Yes exactly. What is strawberry? We certainly don't know.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NEET chads ITT

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BM makes a quality marmalade. GOOD product.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Up your game bros

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You should be glad that your mom is still alive and gets stuff for you, you ungrateful fool!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shit is so cash, got some bigass jar from costco years ago and it's almost finally finished, and is also good for 2 more years, was like 10 bux maybe; it's the 'Four Fruits' flavor

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kek, me and my dad literally bought a jar of this today.

  24. 1 month ago
    mug anon

    my fault anon
    i've been keeping her up very late recently, so i suppose she's probably a little sleep deprived

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jelly > preserves > jam > marmalade > chutney

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Their best ones are fig, the berry mix one, blueberry. I don't remember the others it's been a minute but bon maman is great jams.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no idea how those thuringian freaks do it, but this stuff is my go to. honourable mention to den gamle fabrik blackcurrant jam, though.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None of the above answers are correct. Poor >people need not apply.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Got a jar of this. It's pretty good, but I mostly use it for cooking.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since when is Bonne Maman are in America?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not taking over the grocery shopping and replacing all your family's disgusting prole buying habits with tasteful expensive ones

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I did this except with cutlery but they ruined them all and complained I'm being a hassle for telling them how to properly use them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're supposed to get them a bulletproof X50CrMoV15 set and never let them touch your good ones

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        at least they didn't blame you for cutting themselves on knives that you made "too sharp"

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid fricking prostitute. My mom always gets the reduced sodium version of things by "accident"

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