>tfw i'll never have green ketchup ever again. >oh boy!

>tfw i'll never have green ketchup ever again
>oh boy! BLUE syrup!
>it tastes like nothing

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    purple ketchup was my favorite. the green was a little too weird of a color to enjoy. also my grandpa made fun of me when I ate it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want that back too. Still dont get why green ketchup is the weird one though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        now I kinda want to try green catsup. should be easy with tomatillos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      grim

      >also my grandpa made fun of me when I ate it.
      based gramps

      https://i.imgur.com/NAiOxAr.jpg

      I want that back too. Still dont get why green ketchup is the weird one though

      green ketchup is as weird as clear ketchup. people just associate tomatoes with the color red, that's all what matters for sales

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When I was young, I used to put corn syrup on my pancakes. It's all grandma had when we stayed at her house for a while and it wasnt bad, but yeah, my brain demanded that it be "maple" or nothing since I was grossed out by it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >people just associate tomatoes with the color red
        But industrial slop doesn't even taste like tomatoes. Heinz ketchup just tastes like vinegar and sugar

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it tastes like nothing
    your tastebuds are broken

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like antifreeze, do you often drink that?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is so wrong on so many levels, I can't even... truly no one is insane enough to put this in to their mouths, right...? r-right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oWo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its the same as aunt jemima

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you merely pretending or are you actually having a panic attack over bog-standard artificial syrup with blue food coloring?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's not wrong. It really has about the same color and viscosity of detergent. Imagine pulling a bad prank with it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can't imagine being terrified of blue food coloring.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not, it still does look like detergent but i still drinks it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this is so wrong
      >i can't even
      Why are you even fricking here?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >are you even
        >Why
        >fricking
        Cringe.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, it's a bot. Of course.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >course
            <?
            >bot
            kill me now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i came here looking for ways to purchase

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        walmart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Eats a blue m&m
      >Fine
      >Sees blue syrup
      >Goes insane

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That color in that bottle makes me think of laundry detergent
    One full of those caps of it into the machine's drum and your clothes get dreamy soft and a wonderful smell.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >blue food funy xd

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    basically a concentrated version of blue drink
    don't buy things like this

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like dish soap

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It does say "Maple flavored", but it feels like a real missed opportunity to not have it taste like crunch berries or something. Snozberries at least.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >buy blue corn syrup
    >’wow it only tastes of sugar!’
    dumb mutt moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Culinaly ain’t yer safe space, sweetie. maybe if ya stop being pants-on-head moronic you’ll have a better time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no u

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can't fool me again OP, that's dish soap.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never actuallu thought about it but it's probably just cheaper to dye the corn syrup blue instead of brown, and then you can slap a recognizable brand on it and still keep the price up.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask me again why my French wife doesn’t want to move to the US.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because Americans aren't used to the stench of cigarettes and unwashed c**t that is omnipresent to the French woman?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Speak for yourself I’m American and love unwashed c**t

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because she has panic attacks when she encounters innovation, novelty, or people doing things that she personally wouldn't or disapproves of?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Maple syrup from fricking Canada is right there
    >It's right fricking there
    >It's maybe .99 more than this trash
    >Choose the blue bottle of nonsense goop
    Bad things should happen to people

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone should go piss on reagan's corpse, this is all his fault

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those fries still look delicious. Purple is derived from red after all

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when i was a kid i had a cut on my lip and ate something with teal ketchup in it, and my lip was stained an unhealthy looking color for a week

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >your standard "nothing but hfcs" fakle syrup
    >BUT IT'S BLUE
    k

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