>tfw you fell for the anchovies on pizza meme

>tfw you fell for the anchovies on pizza meme

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meme?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both liking and hating them are a meme.
      Fish doesn't belong in pizza either way.
      Get fricked with your nasty fish loving genetics, though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get down, open your mouth! OPEN YOUR MOUTH! AWW! AW! COME HERE! COME HERE! COME HEEEERE!!! AWWWWW, OHHH SHIIT!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol nope, you are mostly gay though

          https://i.imgur.com/fTO9CJs.jpg

          You like this big congo dick?

          https://i.imgur.com/yJIRSDE.png

          holy shit august. I havent fapped to that b***h in years. Whats her last name is it august night? Time for a nostalgia fap

          [...]

          >>>/b/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm mostly Viking

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol nope, you are mostly gay though

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You like this big congo dick?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              holy shit august. I havent fapped to that b***h in years. Whats her last name is it august night? Time for a nostalgia fap

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        tuna on pizza can be great

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like someone who's ancestors survived solely through sucking up the lordship, while anchovie lovers survived by pillaging and raping said lordships.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        tuna onion pizza is based though
        so is anchovy and olives

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like someone who's ancestors survived solely through sucking up the lordship, while anchovie lovers survived by pillaging and raping said lordships.

          Short little stinky bois detected.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seafood pizza is fantastic and you're a big homosexual

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          pale yellow hands typed this post natto slurping sounds can be heard in the distance

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is just what conquered people sound like

            Cope from sheltered flyovers who are afraid of sea monsters and dragons at the edge of the map

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >edge of the map
              You'd know all about that, wouldn't you, dirt person

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is just what conquered people sound like

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        white clam pizza is one of the best pies

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Pepe_Pizzeria_Napoletana
          >clam pizza literally invented by a guy named Pepe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fish doesn't belong in pizza
        This is such a bizarre take. What kind of thinking does this even come from? Like, would you also say that fish doesn't belong in pasta? Or can't be eaten with bread in general? What in the actual frick are you even talking about?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He should have said "I do not like fish in my pizza," which some might think is a dumb opinion to have, it also would not have been an absolute statement, and from anon's point of view, it would be 100% correct and factual.
          But that's assuming that anon is not a pathological liar that lied about not liking fish on his pizza.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He should have said "I do not like fish in my pizza,"
            But that would have been a completely different statement, which the most appropriate response to would be, "nobody cares". It's just really cringe to come into a thread about a thing the OP doesn't like (honestly doesn't matter if the OP is actually for or against it; it's meant to generate discussion either way) and say shit like that without any sort of argument other than the implied, "yes OP, I don't like it either".

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not combining fish with cheese dishes is a very common take. It's a bad opinion, but a normal one.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tuna salad sandwich with cheddar is pretty common

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            First of all, it's a very niche opinion. Secondly, he should have said just said fish and cheese don't belong together. Pizza doesn't require cheese, and even if it's by far the norm, nobody thinks of pizza as a cheese dish.

            Tuna salad sandwich with cheddar is pretty common

            You don't need to list counter-examples, anon. There's too many for anyone to really hold that position unless they're just acting in bad faith or trolling.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Pizza doesn't require cheese
              You have slipped in from some hell dimension and are not yet familiar with the ways of this universe.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not understanding the argument.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nasty fish loving genetics
        lmao
        how can you be so moronic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nasty stinky little poopoo man detected

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      same. A friend recommended I try pineapple anchovy pizza which I said sounded disgusting. But I tried it and it was amazing. One of my favorites now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's zoomer speak for "trend". Fascinating really.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10,000 mgs of sodium

    That'll be $18.59 + tax, chud.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get way more sodium from the cheese, pepperoni, and dipping sauce (if you use that) in each slice than the bit of anchovy you also get. If you're worried about sodium you should not eat pizza, period.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't order chovies, mushroom, roasted red pepper, italian sausage and fresh garlic.
    NGMI

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do light cheese, anchovies, onion, mushroom, and peppers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot the egg.
        One sunny side egg in the middle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no tomato as topping
      you failed. the tomato is key because it cuts the higher sodium. it allows the flavor of the chovies to come out as more than just salt.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you have a nice day for ordering delicious, extra salty pizza? It just don't make sense, anon. Maybe you clicked the wrong picture to upload.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got it one time just to try it and it wasn't bad, it just made the pizza super salty.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>tfw you fell for the anchovies on pizza meme

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon failed the superior genetics test

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anchovies is just a meme for morons, banana-ham-curry pizza is the real deal OP

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Street shitters LEAVE.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like a lot of unique pizzas, but this one should be illegal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >banana-ham-curry
      You do you. Just don't call it
      >pizza

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How are they making the pizza so it has that hole in the middle? Vending machine pizza or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      On fakking knäckebröd, too.
      Stanna I Trollängen, pls.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never tried anchovies. Can't get past the appearance.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love an anchovy, pineapple and olive pizza. With a side of ranch for dipping.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anchovies, pineapple and olives
      >All on the same pizza

      Can't say I've ever tried that. Is it worth legitimately trying at least once, even if it's out of curiosity?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anchovie and pineapple is good
        The olives, at best, add nothing in my opinion

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anchovy and Pineapple is the GOAT combo

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My go to

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The secret is if you get chovies it has to be the main and only salt component of your pizza, other toppings should be pretty much exclusively veggies, esp. tomatoes. You could maybe get away with pineapple here.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t like pineapple on pizza generally but anchovies AND pineapple together is a different story. I tried it after hearing joe Rogan passionately describe how good it was and he was right, it was pretty tasty. The combo of the salty and sweet is pretty intense

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t like pineapple on pizza generally but anchovies AND pineapple together is a different story. I tried it after hearing joe Rogan passionately describe how good it was and he was right, it was pretty tasty. The combo of the salty and sweet is pretty intense

      What sweet element can I put on a pizza, if I'm allergic to both pineapple and banana? Also coconut. Like a fruit or something that would still go well with the salty cheese and tomato sauce, not just like a barbecue sauce pizza or this honey pepperoni fad.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honey. Yes I know it’s a trend but it’s less embarrassing than something like bbq sauce.
        You can also just make your pizza sauce noticeably much sweeter. That’s the style in a lot of places anyway.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically this. Place I used to work let me bring in custom ingredients to make my own food. Pepperoni and pepperoncini with a light honey glaze the last 5 or so minutes of cooking is so fricking good. I would sometimes do mushroom instead of the pepperoncini. It was so good every now and then they'd put it on as the daily special and every time we'd run out of honey before the day finished.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you think you are allergic to tropical fruit?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        try melon+prosciutto+arugula

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ordered a pizza without anchovies in over a decade. Once you've had it, every other pizza just seems kind of boring. It actually kind of ruins pizza, especially if you're eating with other people who don't want anchovies and you have to get boring pizza. It's like being given an ice cream sundae without fudge, a curry without heat, or going out to a bar and there's nothing on tap but macro-lagers.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Joe Rogan was meming when he said he loved anchovies and pineapple on pizza. I thought wrong. I actually ordered it and it was fricking amazing.

    PROTIP when ordering it though, order it:
    >Well done
    >Extra anchovies
    >Light pineapple

    Trust me. The coldness and wetness of the pineapple can really screw over your pizza and cause it to be droopy/soggy really quick, so you cut back on them. The anchovies, because of how expensive they are, usually placed sparsely on the pizza, so you gotta order extra for the full effect. And well done to just make sure it's good and firm and you don't have no limp flaccid-dicked pizza.

    Changed my life. I can never order pizza the old way again.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s delicious

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People meme about pineapple on pizza but I'd rather have that than anchovies or olives

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pineapple has always just been a meme. It's literally the most popular topping after plain and pepperoni.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never seen pineapple on a pizza even once in my life, my country's people are based.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not having things isn't based.
          Calling things bad when you've never experienced them isn't based.
          Extrapolating from your own sheltered ignorance to "your people" isn't based.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    On one hand, pizza and anchovies are great.
    On the other, they completely overpower any other topping you might have on the pizza.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered not using 500 anchovies per square inch of pizza?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        even one or two per slice overpowers other toppings lets be real. frick i love em tho

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew it. I knew something was odd about having achovies on 'za.
    Good thing im "memes immune", otherwise I wouldve end up like you.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's an acquired taste. but it's good, marinara plus anchovies, that's how i roll.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you must be thinking of pineapple, that warrants outrage. Anchovies can actually be pretty good on a pizza when mixed with other sorts of meat, even just other seafood.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you should put anchovies into the sauce so they can break down and be evenly distributed
    putting them directly on the pizza is such a weird move

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anchovies are best blended into other salty shit for a marinade or sauce type situation. a big old slab of anchovie on a pizza is disgusting

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This happened to me on a custom pizza and I also added tuna.
    I finished the pizza, but almost vomited because of how salty it was.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anchovies on pizza always looked really good in the cartoons, shame I never got to try it before they went extinct

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      every single pizzeria i have access to has anchovies. they arent exactly rare

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, they're more common that not, but the number of places that offer them has definitely dwindled over the last decade or two. I would never open a restaurant, but if I was given the opportunity to design a concept and have it executed with no risk or effort on my part, I would make a place that only does things from the 70's, 80's, and 90's that have fallen out of style. Anchovy pizza, anchovies on Caesar, fondue, vodka martinis, bananas fosters, tiki wienertails, a full salad bar with alfalfa sprouts, cottage cheese, baby corn, 3 bean salad, and thousand island dressing, leather booths, a smoking section, a pool table, backgammon, Argentinian tango, belly dancers, 10 cent wing night and the blue cheese dressing is still spelled "bleu", foie gras, consomme and cold soups, burgers that are neither smashed nor served on brioche buns and are cooked medium-rare by default, a lobster tank, a koi pond, candles on every table, scenic vistas painted across the walls, after dinner chocolates with the check, valet service, and a garden path to stroll through before drunkenly driving back to the real world.

        Seriously though, restaurants need to go back to putting whole anchovies on Caesar salads.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll get used to it.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grilled chicken on pizza

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Implying

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lox on a pizza bagel with an everything crust

    t. Shlomo

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you followed the raleqtambrobrét on pizza meme

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Of the 3 times I tried it, it was only good once. I don't know what they did right. The other times the anchovies seemed to melt in your mouth and coated it.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife enjoys anchovies, tomatoes, and olives on her pizza. I don't get it.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anchovies are meant to be used like salt in the sauce on the pizza.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i fell for it, thinking it would be like sardines, oily salty goodness

    instead i got cinnamon flavoured crap

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they would be good if there was more than like 1 fish per slice. tbh I might try putting DEENS on my next pizza

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