The best thing about being in a relationship is going out to eat food you wouldnt normally wouldnt eat by yourself

The best thing about being in a relationship is going out to eat food you wouldn’t normally wouldn’t eat by yourself

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't be poor and your can buy whatever food you desire.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >relat-

    Stopped right there.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Betty's burgers is fricking shit though you stupid bogan frick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you’re not allowed to be happy reeeee
      Threads like OP is the reason why I want a boyfriend to take me out on cute lunch dates

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. Dated a girl for a long time and kept track of the places we ate, most likely would not have gone to 99% of them by myself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just drive to the Costco in New Jersey you uncultured israelite York City hick. Cook at home or better yet dellagat that home duty to the female on the property. I'm so glad I live on a farm in New Hampshire and can cut a chickens head off and put it in the oven any night of the week, tax free.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We cooked a lot too, most of our meals.
        And there's a Costco in Brooklyn, why would I pay the toll or drive through Manhattan?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay forget about pizza for a sec, what would you recommend for burgers in NYC?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jackson Hole is pretty good. I don't really go out much anymore so I don't know of any newer/trendy places.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps you should get back with that girl and do some recon for us anon

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, she broke up with me and the last thing she texted was don't ever contact me again.
            We did Baltimore too.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn you guys went everywhere man congrats shame it didn’t work out tho, I’ve always wanted to visit NYC just for the touristy food places but the homeless problem and constant smell of piss and shit stops me from booking a plane ticket

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not worth the touristy food, very overhyped. The best food in NYC is not in Manhattan and at that point you may as well just be in any other city and save yourself the hassle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/5cSorMH.png

      Nah, she broke up with me and the last thing she texted was don't ever contact me again.
      We did Baltimore too.

      If you are so wealthy why not buy a plot of land and start a homestead. Grow your own food and raise goats for meat. Take the train for work obligations. The city also has terrible air quality. You will get COPD even if you do not vape. Come to the based side and wake up every day in the country to the sound of chickens frolicking about the land instead of police sirens.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        These were from years ago and encompass 8ish years worth of restaurants. I wasn't wealthy at the time. Everything else you said is true but I want to live near my family.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >running out of sugar one morning and having to drive over an hour to costco before leaving and forgetting pick up a loaf of bread on the way back
        NTA but no thank you, suburbia nightmare is perfect for me

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll just zip down to the local grocery store on my dirt bike for a pound of sugar if needed, it not very far out of town.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shouldn’t you just go across to your neighbourhoods property and politely ask for them for some sugar? I can literally do this in my upper middle class WASP suburb, I am not paying country prices for sugar in this economy.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't beg for food. I can simply shoot a deer if I really need food, I use corn bait and a silencer on my Remington 700 model. I can afford to pay a little extra for food in a pinch because I rid a motorcycle instead of a diesel truck around the county. I only drive a car for big grocery hauls into the city. Also I guess I live in a WASP community, no Jesus killers or mackerel snappers around these parts, I just never paid religion much mind.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s an easy way of saying you live alone and have no friends

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a member of the local American Legion post. My friends and I gather at a couple times a month to drink cheap beers and play pool. There's also a comedy club and cigar lounge in the city not to far away that I frequent. Country folks might not see you every day but they will sure pick up the phone when you call.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he used to send me pictures of the broadway nights and I’d send him some homemade wine
                Based country bro

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if I need to borrow a cup of sugar I just shoot a deer, like a real man!
                uh no cake for me thank you though

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This post is how I feel living in a walkable city

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which Betty's did you go to? The Canberra one is full of loud browns

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Went to the one in Sydney, was pretty decent considering the price compared to when we went to Five Guys for the first time and I nearly cried after looking at the receipt

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