The daiquiri

Rum, lime and sugar.
Let me guess,
You need more?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah a few more thanks

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    little bit of citric acid in with the lime and sugar to make it a cordial

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    caipirinha or mintless mojito

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is the daiquiri better than the caipirinha?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >is this timeless classic better than hue-hue muttshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The two are pretty different, first from spirit differences (column still versus pot still, which changes flavor characteristics), second from lime preparation (lime is muddled versus squeezed which gives lime oil); and third from sugar (one is a syrup, the other goes straight into the cup, which means there's texture and consistency differences). But they are one of the n+1 variations of rum+sugar+lime drinks, so eh.

      >is this timeless classic better than hue-hue muttshit

      The caipirinha is as old as the daiquiri, for what it's worth.

      You’re just subbing the rum for gin. Thats not less. Rose’s is lime juice with simple syrup. That recipe is too sweet for me, needs more gin. -t. alcoholic

      Wrong, Rose's Lime Juice has the oil from the peel, which squeezing doesn't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >column still versus pot still
        What a bullshit. You can distill both spirits the way you want. Also rhum agricole tastes just like cachaca.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >rhum agricole tastes just like cachaca
          There are a few differences such rhum agricole is often made on column stills versus cachaca's pot still as well as rhum agricole's aging heritage being similar to that of brandy (so VSOP and XO are terms that apply to it and aging is on oak casks), while cachaca's aging heritage instead sees some very unusual woods used, but by virtue of being made out of the same base (fermented sugarcane juice), the end result is fairly similar when it comes to major charateristics.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't matter. We're talking about unaged varities in wienertails. It's rectified sugar cane swill vs rectified sugar cane swill.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not by a long shot

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had one. Is it more sweet or sour? I presume a bit of both. I probably wouldn't drink it if it was a lot of sugar, though. The alcohol is enough as it is.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the fact that most people think this is supposed to be a red slushy drink

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rum, lime and sugar.
    >Let me guess,
    >You need more?
    I need less.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’re just subbing the rum for gin. Thats not less. Rose’s is lime juice with simple syrup. That recipe is too sweet for me, needs more gin. -t. alcoholic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        try it with homemade lime juice

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Lime juice recipe
          Ingredient limes
          Step juice em

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't need that.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes i do need more, a pisco sour mogs your pathetic drink

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frothy egg white shit? No gracias.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rum + more sugar
    get some rye up in this b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >rum=sugar
      moron.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got good rum recs for daiquiris? I've been using 3 stars, but I think that's pretty standard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Standard is Bacardi Carta Blanca, 3 stars is good ... try Havana Club

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Havana Club 3 is my favourite.

        thanks, I'll try havana club

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Havana Club 3 is my favourite.

        Are you getting real havana club in the USA or are you buying the fake bacardi-owned havana club?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Havana Club 3 is my favourite.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Flor de Cana 4 extra seco, I've been away from home for months and I didn't even think of this for so long, but now I want one very badly

      Standard is Bacardi Carta Blanca, 3 stars is good ... try Havana Club

      >standard is carta blanca
      only because it's so widely available and that's what they tend to use in bars in run of the mill bars in the US, but Havana Club 3y/o is so much better it's not even funny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Carta Blanca is called for in the original recipe ... or rather the oldest recipe that calls this mixture Daiquiri. Bacardi is originaly from Cuba.

        Carta Blanca is lighter rum which served a purpouse in the original recipe that was served on crushed ice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to try this brand almost solely because of the fact that the name 'plantation' elicits images of Black folk working on a sugar cane plantation like the good ol' days in my mind.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        when you first grab the bottle the rope around it will elicit visions of slavery on par with dreams of the Pharaoh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Plantation 3 star is great rum, it's worth trying

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >swap the rum with gin
    >add angostura bitters
    ahh, perfect

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a shitload of booze and bartending gear during the pandemic cuz I thought I wanted to be a cool movie/anime bartender and then realized most bar work is making the same 10 drinks, pouring pints of beer and not even wearing a cool classy outfit. Learned like a hundred recipe and now all I do is make drinks for friends and family and even then I don't know why I bother making stuff like homemade eggnog and wassail for the holidays cuz no one seems to want it.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Let me guess
    Frick you and your moronic template bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay fun police

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fun police
        You wish. This is way past your local fun police. I’m with a federal fun-regulating agency.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes, maraschino liqueur, pink grapefruit juice and ice
    I don't need the sugar though

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rum, Vermouth Blanc, Dry Curacao and Grenadine. The patrician Rum wienertail for the superior gentleman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like the kind of crappy wienertail a liquor distributor would invent for ad copy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it's an old one from the early 20th century. He didn't specify ratios, but it's basically a Martinez, but with rum - so you start with equal parts vermouth blanc and rum, then do a barspoon of grenadine and a barspoon of dry curacao. It's pretty damn good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you sound like a dumb homosexual

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sugar
    Do Americans really?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you know what a wienertail is?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, i need less

    scotch, neat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *tips fedora*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The hat you wear when you drink your scotch.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i don't wear a hat, ever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being so fricking insecure you can't even drink a drink because your afraid reddit is going to bully you for it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lol what? There is literally nothing more reddit than pretending your favorite thing to do is drink scotch neat. I get it if it's an occasional thing with a bottle of really good scotch shared between close friends or family but just regularly drinking a glass of scotch on its own is definitely the behavior of men who were raised without fathers.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate white rum.

    Navy rum with some cherry cola with a slice of lemon is the one for me.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Always cracks me up how this gay ass drink was hemmigway's fav

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because unlike you Hemingway was not a homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well duh, Hemmingway was a fricking ponce.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bros, have you tasted this SCOTCH i just bought? it has flavors of PEAT and OAK with HINTS of MOSS and BARK. no, you can't drink it with ice, it has to be enjoyed NEAT for the FLAVOR profile.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I need fricking vermouth. Any wienertail without vermouth is USELESS. Or at least bitters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The entire sour category does exist, and wienertails aren't immutable but often bases for experimentation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about my tastebuds, frickhead, I'm not basing my opinion on some autistic idea of what a proper wienertail "should" be. I simply fricking love vermouth and bitters.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that sounds like something a black woman would name her child

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do, actually.
    Behold, a suffering bastard.
    1oz Brandy
    1oz Gin
    1/4oz Brown syrup
    2 dashes Angostura
    1/2oz lime
    4oz ginger beer
    Shake everything except ginger beer with ice
    Mix in ginger beer in glass
    Garnish with a mint sprig or orange slice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ginger beer
      so close then you ruined it.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are wienertails even a thing? The whole concept just flies over my head

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are you mentally moronic? non ironic question.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. When I feel like drinking it’s either beer or whiskey on rocks, i don’t understand why people would want sweet alcohol. There is no need to insult, I’m trying to understand. I don’t drink soda so maybe that has to do with me not understanding

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Every aged spirit is on the sweet side too. Stick with real dry spirits then.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wienertails don't have to be sweet at all. its like cooking, you combine and balance flavors to create unique tastes. a good wienertail showcases the uniue characteristics of a high quality spirit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tastes good. simple as.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No but i like to replace rum with bourbon or whiskey for a nice whiskey sour, thanks.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All I need is a glass filled with ice and a 90% vodka 10% cranberry juice mixture.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    less actually
    gin, tonic
    simple as

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