>the egg box goes unbalanced

>the egg box goes unbalanced
bros....

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's why you put the empty shelly back in the box. Four shells on the right would balance out the one egg on the left.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm calling the police to have them arrest you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well.. well.. I'm telling my dad on you!!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Careful, he's drunk again and will probably whip you with a coat hangar for leaving shells in the carton.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt a dead man could get drunk

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Incredibly disgusting. What is that breadlike thing?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It kind of looks like an English Muffin, those brits are all pretty disgusting and all look the same.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The embalming fluid is a hallucinatory drug trip until all electrical signals stop in the cholesterol mass we call a brain. I hate your breakfast btw. What seasoning jar is that?

              Please tell us you're not eating a boiled egg on an english muffin without salt or anything.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How do you call this dish?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                egg sandwich kek

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Great egg sandwich keke anon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                great compliment, happiness spreader

                how's your week going?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gots lots of ups and downs, but thats life. Howbout u?
                You bougt the cake?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lots of ups and downs
                how sore is she?

                >You bougt the cake?
                I'm thinking of going back to Costco and buying this.. or making my own with less sugar. I'm such a food lover lately.
                New job is going well, making bank and it's pretty easy.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The usual you know?
                You can have your cake and eat it too.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You can have your cake and eat it too.
                based thinking. I should call up my girl and tell her we're going to buy cheesecake

                I take photos when I'm at Costco for the sole purpose of posting them here. I'm a 27yo goober like dat

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based goober broski. Thats a gay cake though. (The sexuality). Whats the strawberi one on the right?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                those look like carrot shaped icing decoration

                you like cake? What's the best one you ever had?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Schwarzwaldtorte hands down. Hands up its a hold up.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Those pair very nicely with coffee and tea. When's the last time you had some? Why not go get one and enjoy a slice with breakfast tomorrow? Good man

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm going to get some right now thank you great suggestion.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll keep the thread up in case you want to talk about some menial random shit some more and just relax.

                You into computers at all?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how was the schwarzwaldtorte this morning, anon?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was mega anon. Did you get thecheesecake and eat it too?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's amazing! I'd love to see a photo!

                I haven't had time to visit superstore to pick one up yet. I finished at the gym at 11pm and slept in so I didnt have time before work.

                I will share a photo of it when I procure it...

                Have any Canucks tried pic rel? I'm wondering if homemade is 10x better or not?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry friend did not capture its beautx.
                Hows the crohns n coffee going?
                Your pic says its the presidents coice so must me special.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I look forward to seeing it next time (pic rel)

                Crohns n coffee is going well. Crohns n mustard? That is fricking insanity. I had no idea what was causing me to brahp all. day. long. My apartment was like a sulfuric sardine wienertail simmering in the summer heat. So fricking glad I figured that out. I'm surprised my gf put up with it.. yucky!!!

                Reddit gays say costco has the best cheesecake... I might make my own though, and since I'm baking, I might just make apple pie instead...

                any break through on work/personal projects lately?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ive been braaping mean sulfuric smells. The egg meat NAC kefir quercetin and bromelain combo really is up there. Im starting to enjoy the sniffs.
                I should probably stop though.
                Howd you know you got crohns?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Im starting to enjoy the sniffs.
                wholly molly that's a lot of protein farts. Does your home smell like shit? kek

                >Howd you know you got crohns?
                pic rel. also a MRI showed I had an abscess, which was painful.

                thinking about that year makes me want to cry, it really wasnt good. Maybe theres a bit of PTSD from it.

                What helped me get through that was the daily creampie-ing I gave my gf with a IUD. Of course after I pounded her pussy, I went straight to the bathroom to shit mucous and make my hemorrhoids worse. crazy stuff, my guy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey it's me again

                >Did you get thecheesecake and eat it too?
                I got apple pie and eated it too. I'm done 2/3rds of it. Delicious!

                I also got milk to put in my coffee. That should be yummy.

                What's for breakfast today?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/bvunfTx.jpg

                Tasty pie you got there.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thank you~

                I put hardly any fat or sugar in it, so I can eat it all in a day with no guilt. it tastes great

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why aren't those little strawberry things on the right ontop of the cake? They sure look like they belong there.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/7LwW6xP.jpg

              Wholly fricking based tetris knowledge provider!!! Cheers my guy!

              [...]
              your moms chair?

              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              it was a NoName english muffin (I ate all my Costo ciabatta buns) with some salt and Japanese spice I got from Osaka.

              you sliced it with a knife instead of two forks. picrel is what they should look like. The surface area of your English muffin is severely limited leading to a minimal crunch factor and inferior butter drenchability, not to mention egg adherence.
              I insist you use two forks next time!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dude, I finish eating on of these in the same amount of time it takes to wash 2 forks. Frick off you homosexual

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/nvw2xGp.png

                [...]
                you sliced it with a knife instead of two forks. picrel is what they should look like. The surface area of your English muffin is severely limited leading to a minimal crunch factor and inferior butter drenchability, not to mention egg adherence.
                I insist you use two forks next time!

                Fork split is a noob trap filter meme. The rough texture comes from the air pockets inside and using a fork vs a knife changes frick all.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What this

                [...]
                Fork split is a noob trap filter meme. The rough texture comes from the air pockets inside and using a fork vs a knife changes frick all.

                guy said.
                My exclusively use a bread knife to cut my english muffins in half and they never look weird like

                https://i.imgur.com/MmbKmG9.jpg

                I doubt a dead man could get drunk

                . That's just a subpar brand.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just rip them open carefully with my hands, no dishes required

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                mmm~

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                animal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we are so back

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        skeletoes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        woman in her late 20's

        woman in her 30's

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're a existentialist too huh

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros... not again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make a small hole on the bottom of the raw eggs before you put them in cold water, then bring to boil. They will never crack this way.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just use a safety pin, no need for any gadgets

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pin on these nuts, boy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just use a fork.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i use this on my scrote when i inflate them with saline and need to alleviate some of the pressure

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cramming on a whole nother level

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            uwhat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >make a small hole on the bottom of the raw eggs before you put them in cold water, then bring to boil. They will never crack this way.
        I'm going to try this next time, thanks!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3v15DO3.png

      Thats, weird I always leave the shell non penetrated when making hardboiled eggs and for some reason they never crack. For context, I do just pour boiling water from a kettle over them, and then let it it cook in the pot.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next time move top right next to bottom right.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wholly fricking based tetris knowledge provider!!! Cheers my guy!

      https://i.imgur.com/3v15DO3.png

      your moms chair?

      The embalming fluid is a hallucinatory drug trip until all electrical signals stop in the cholesterol mass we call a brain. I hate your breakfast btw. What seasoning jar is that?

      Please tell us you're not eating a boiled egg on an english muffin without salt or anything.

      It kind of looks like an English Muffin, those brits are all pretty disgusting and all look the same.

      Incredibly disgusting. What is that breadlike thing?

      it was a NoName english muffin (I ate all my Costo ciabatta buns) with some salt and Japanese spice I got from Osaka.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I take my eggs from the inside of the carton first.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My solution to this is to adjust the positions of the eggs so that the center of gravity is still horizontally centered.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's why I only ever eat eggs in numbers dividable by two.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is like a human shared behavior
      wanna know if someone is an alien?
      you have your test

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can balance an odd number of eggs.
    The eggs placed further from the center will affect the balance more than the eggs closer to the center, acting as if they weigh more due to fulcrum physics.
    Then again, that's assuming the center is the pivot. It's much better and safer to simply pack all the eggs to one side and pick it up from that side, which makes that end the pivot. But it will technically be slightly uneven then.
    So OCD egg law vs pragmatic.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just take the eggs from the middle and work your way outwards

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The papier-mâché protects the egg

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The egg protects the egg actually, the box just keeps them in one spot.

      I do have a reusable transparent one I got because it holds more eggs, fits my fridge space better, and let's me see how many I've got without having to open it up though.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >12 eggs carton
    Why are mutts like this? Do they hate metric this much?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You guys only get 10 eggs? Do they pre-tax the other two out of the carton or what?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        10 eggs to a carton, that's twisted euro math., in the US it's 12, 6, or 4.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I'm not the only autistic person who does this

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'm trapped in a dream.. I guess being indoors and seeing no one will do that .. ck? a life line of homor and other men destined for something more but left grappling with the convenience and darkness of modern world. Promise me brothers you'll find meaning one day

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh frick, it happened again!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      htf many eggs you eat in a day? kys

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >3 for lunch
        >3 for supper
        >1 for my pie
        >just made a batch of 6
        >ate 3 for lunch/breakfast

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