The goat halloween candy

The goat halloween candy

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to kill a child with a peanut allergy, yes. The hot item for this halloween is Prime sports drink. I'm not kidding.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kill all of them, no more allergies. What is the problem?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These are good but lately my go to is peanut butter and pretzel oh Henry’s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would try but never seen. I haven't even seen OG Oh Henry ever in my life, I don't think

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/p1d0tKe.jpg

      Wrong

      https://i.imgur.com/TcUkfOs.jpg

      Sorry kids, I’m all out of Swedish Fish, but have some Salmiakki Kala instead.
      This ensures that they will never return to your house again.

      https://i.imgur.com/gSegOZ9.png

      https://i.imgur.com/txwH6EV.jpg

      Will I like that if I really liked these? I've never had much licorice but the panda ones

      Keep in mind the golden rule

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think I'd be quite happy to have gotten fortune cookies for Halloween. I'm gonna look into that for next year.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I remember going to a dentist house.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/AuVgWob.jpg

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          Keep in mind the golden rule

          Fuck Golden Bowl. They discontinued the tri-flavour fortune cookies as well as the chocolate ones.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where do baby Ruths, butterfingers and crunch bars sit on this list?. I just bought a huge bag of those. When it runs out. It runs out. Fuck em.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          One of my friends really love Crunch bars which I find odd. Butterfingers aren't as good as I remember them or the marketing made them out to be. Baby Ruth is a bit of a sleeper, very underrated IMO. Top tier even, unless you're allergic to peanut. There's overlap between Legend and Provider I think with tons of subjective opinions. Larger sizes are the only real differentiation IMO.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where do we stand on people giving out small bags of chips/cheetos?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Probably under Trustworthy People.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I love tootsie rolls, candy corn, bit o honey, and butterscotch candy and I've never understood why 99% of people are such picky homosexual babies about them

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literal trash tier right next to homebaked crap

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not being on good enough terms with your neighbours you can trust home baked goods
        >not living in a nice enough neighborhood the baked goods are actually good
        Way to out yourself anon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >>not being on good enough terms with your neighbours you can trust home baked goods
          >>not living in a nice enough neighborhood the baked goods are actually good
          lol
          We just had a neighbourhood block party yesterday and just of it was because we can trust each other enough to give out baked goods to each other's kids.
          Even if there are some of them I don't like (and I'm sure there are some who don't like me and the missus), I can trust them to not fucking poison my son and vice versa

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's kinda just the base level of trust you need in order for the social contract to function. I live in apartments where neighbors are to pussy to bring talk to you about a problem so they just fuck with your car. It's cool though, moving out soon so I have plenty of valid reasons to buy painter's tarps and shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >another homebaked homosexual getting butthurt
          Don’t assume I don’t live in a great neighborhood you entitled fuck, it doesn’t matter how much I trust my neighbours, I’m not going to risk letting my kids eat homebaked goods. mistakes can happen in the kitchen regarding hygiene and possible spoiled/bad ingredients used in cooking.
          Not risking my kids getting sick.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I live in a great area with great neighbours too but those fucks can't be trusted. That's why I scowl at them everyday, just so they know I don't trust these great, wonderful, perfect neighbours as far as I can throw them.
            Can you believe that one of my fantastic, amazing, outstanding, fabulous neighbours actually had the absolute GALL to say hello to my kids one morning as we were running out to the armoured truck to avoid potential sickos? I mean, they're just the best, most super, completely unparalleled, infallible, salt of the earth, made by God's own hands neighbours I've got but fuck help then if they offer any of us so much as a choco chip bicky wicky. There will be problems.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can buy it by the pound from specialty shops, ask me how I know
      You know how I know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Trash tier candy.
      Plebian cock suckers like

      >not being on good enough terms with your neighbours you can trust home baked goods
      >not living in a nice enough neighborhood the baked goods are actually good
      Way to out yourself anon.

      need not reply

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The orange and the vanilla ones are the best from these.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

      Incorrect

      https://i.imgur.com/5Dkzojq.png

      These are good but lately my go to is peanut butter and pretzel oh Henry’s

      I fuck with pretzel

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I was trick or treating in your neighborhood and you gave me one of these, I wouldblegit drop to my knees and suck you off

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got a fun size snickers the other day with just the letter 'N' on it and I laughed at it for like ten minutes. I need to get off this site.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry kids, I’m all out of Swedish Fish, but have some Salmiakki Kala instead.
    This ensures that they will never return to your house again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those sweets are calling you a wanker, m8

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      use these or landmines to deter them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Will I like that if I really liked these? I've never had much licorice but the panda ones

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my nigga

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Good shit huh? Been a long time since I had em

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I don't even like licorice much but panda makes some good ones. i've eaten a ton of those because we sold it where I was working

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most likely no. Salmiakki is totally different from that. It’s hard and salty and not in a good way.

        >Salmiak salt gives salty liquorice an astringent, salty taste
        >is a variety of liquorice flavoured with the ingredient "salmiak salt" (sal ammoniac; ammonium chloride)

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A sister at a congregation I used to go to had the God given name "Joy Almond." She must have been teased mercilessly as a girl.
      Anyway, Almond Joy, Mounds and Bounty are all along the same candy bar continuum, right?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just give out whole apple pies

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had a deep fried mars bar the other day, and it was pretty good. But I've always been more of a Snickers guy and I was wondering how that'd go deep fried.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having out my old comic books and books because fuckem

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It says peanuts on the label. Its the parents job to check what their kids are eating.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What billionaire is giving out share-size candy bars?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >is just a shittier version of milky way
    What the fuck is their deal?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a stack of these in the bowl, no one EVER comes by, but if someone does they'll have something good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel before the king

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One of my neighbours was giving out Lindt sticks. She says she got them cheap from some local supermarket that was closing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you a real blessed nigga

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even get ONE trick or treater, anons. Two bags of candy all for nought. What the fuck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's because they all know. Know about you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Impossible I'm like a ghost

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. What better day to know about ghosts than this?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of everyone pretending that mellow cream Halloween candies aren't delicious as well as the most thematic. They are the best.

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