the humble 'mato 'wich

the humble 'mato 'wich

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm making diahrrea doo doo feces hard af right now on company time. Prrrtttbraaaaaaaap

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Way to munch tomato

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank you

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the mayonnaise is supposed to go all the way to the edge of the bread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat frick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        putting a big glob of mayo in the middle of the bread doesn't make you skinny

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Relevant: https://youtu.be/PNz7bWwtDyQ

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you didn't use Duke's, you did it wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But living east of the Mississippi puts me too close to the israelites

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean blue plate

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heckin' adore tomayo sammies.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    needs a slice of cheese
    I'd do havarti

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried grilled cheese with pan fried tomatoes? I lov eet (your mater sammie also looks good though)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Grilled cheese with pan-fried tomatoes on the side? Or grilled cheese with pan-fried tomatoes on the inside? Either way, sounds interesting.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was a skeptic but then I made one.
    Salt, habanero sauce and tajin makes them better.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Souless

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cant compete with a good ol syrup sandwich

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    very poor choice of calories

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can suck the juices out of my dick then its low cal high protein keto friendly

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tomato sandwich with garden fresh beefsteak tomatoes and a lil lemon pepper and pepper are great. add a fried egg maybe? on toasted wheat bread? maybe a little schmear of tard? or some bacon? heavenly in all its variations

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poverty sandwich. Where's the meat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *psssst guys look at this* In your mothers mouth!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did this b***h really say "but I didn't have breakfast"

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a God tier sandwich, emblematic of summer and self sufficiency. It's only good when you grow the tomatoes and make your own sourdough and mayonnaise, but God is it good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cheers, gonna be a land owner and moved onto that land with solar energy in the next few months if things go right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use retail yeast because it's not the 1870s any more and I don't want another pet.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, op are you still here?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Marjoram

    Someone called?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That bread looks untoasted. What the frick op

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