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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And yet, OP hasn't posted Crystal Extra Hot

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Always and forever.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tabasco cannot speak

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like tapatio better
    it's cheaper and less vinegary

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And you are sexually attracted to the man on the front.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >projection: the post

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, he's pretty damn handsome. It's also rare to see a Mexican with blue eyes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based. i know hot sauce is super individual just like anything else, but when people tell me they don't think tapatio is the best one i think they're straight up lying to me. it's so obvious

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Atleast post their real banger you b***h asses

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scorpion is even better

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based habanero enjoyer. This stuff magically makes everything taste better.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh shit oh frick that stuff is good
      I need to buy more
      I hope I still have some around cause now I want some

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      habanero >>>> regular > scorpion

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bait

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is gemmy

      so fricking good on tacos of any kind

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally ONLY good on eggs or mixed up in ketchup to make it spicy for fries (or eggs)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and even then, cholula is better for those

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I drink it by the gallon.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Tabasco is indeed one of the finest bottled waters available at Walmart.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit taste m8

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Queen has spoken.

      (and we all know the queen is most powerful in chess)

      vinegary watery battery acid crap, no thanks.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s baby juice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >90% is pussy weak mustard and vinegar
      >xanthan gum poison
      >cool name and concept though
      you were so close....

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gum poison
        ooooh boy new schizo material!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pfardtpounder
      >colon

      people like this are everything wrong with the hot sauce scene

      >heheee it gives you diarrhea
      juvenile

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm almost 40 and still laugh at shit like BRAND NEW butthole HOTSAUCE, yes this is real.
        Also nobody actually buys those, since the market is completely oversaturated with every clown making his own sauce, that I really think you are overestimating the harm.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >since the market is completely oversaturated with every clown making his own sauce, that I really think you are overestimating the harm.
          That is the harm. If every moron and their dog has a hot sauce on the market, that makes it extremely tedious to find ones that are actually good.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's a king to a God?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >xanthan gum poison
      >god
      delusional cattle

      https://i.imgur.com/EJRQpry.jpeg

      This jug is just for a dressing on some Chinese dim sum like spring rolls.

      >microplastic troony estrogen
      cringe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The regular sized scorpion ones are in glass too but the large sizes are used a lot quicker like by restaurants so are in whatever those containers are. I get mine in glass bottles. I don't go through them fast enough to warrant a big jug.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sweaty and waiting.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey anon fren you don't have to wait or sweat here's the list, just contact tabasco or some distributor near you.
            javascript:quote('20502816');

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cheers anon folk
            https://www.tabasco.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/TB_FS_Product-Guide_03_27_24.pdf

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your water is transported to you through plastic pipes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not distilling water at home
          goy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's been sperging out about microplastics on every hot sauce thread, /misc/yps were a mistake

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No my pipes are lead.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and even then, cholula is better for those

      >his hot sauce doesnt come with a free buttplug

      https://i.imgur.com/JyIWbFo.jpeg

      For me it's the big red wiener.
      Depends on what it's going on though, I use Rooster for any actual Cajun food but Tabasco for chili.

      This is also very good.

      Whats the best mild hot sauce for a white boi? I just want something flavorful. No added sugar or shit like that.

      Take your favorite BBQ sauce and add lots of garlic plus your choice of pepper. I know what you're looking for.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want hotsauce not something I could pour on my eyes and all I would be burning was my money.
      Nice taste though

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This jug is just for a dressing on some Chinese dim sum like spring rolls.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    According to Tabasco's website there is a 2oz version of scorpion sauce. That would make a nice travel size but maybe it has to be purchased in bulk. I've never seen it in any store or online, I will say I never really looked for it online.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheers anon folk
    https://www.tabasco.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/TB_FS_Product-Guide_03_27_24.pdf

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This town ain't big'nough fer the two 'a us hot sauces!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the most muttified vinegar crap bottom of the barrel shit for military cattle
      cringe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enough about Tabasco.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          99% of all "hot" sauces....frickin normies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the answer. Every single person from North Carolina is an absolute Chad. No exceptions.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like vinegar, though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sprinkle a few chilies flake into a cup of vinegar
      >create tabasko and patatioo and prostitutelula and whatever mutt white people abomination "hot" sauce
      frick you cracker pussy b***h

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly who are you trying to impress here

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        myself, because you are a pussy b***h who can't handle a real hot sauce

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cracker? I hardly knew her

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i knew your mom though, surprised?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my mom fricked your mom, b***h

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        myself, because you are a pussy b***h who can't handle a real hot sauce

        oh, buddy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do not like vinegar.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >try different hotsauce with lots of vinegar
    >tastes like battery acid
    how do they do it

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "King" Heh.... Yeah right

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tabasco does taste better, but only marginally. Once the flavor is diluted into a dish it's virtually impossible to tell the difference.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't agree at all, actually. I find Tabasco to be FINE but too vinegary for my palate, while Crystal is just right. But it's really dependent on what you're eating. We keep Crystal, Tabasco Chipotle, Tapatio and Sriracha in the cabinet. Horses for courses.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shitstal flavored vinegar
      frickin normiescum

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too vinegary.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crystal and Louisiana for cooking and sandwiches

      https://i.imgur.com/ilYi1Xk.jpeg

      For fish, dips, and eggs

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im purging my kitchen of everything then starting anew. Which requires me to eat what I have. Im down to ramen and veggies tonight. Ill throw some tobasco on it, because why not. Tapatio works great too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tobasco
      I see this a lot on here.
      Is it a regional spelling?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, it's just morons confusing the word tobacco with Tabasco.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >overpriced watery vinegarcucks waving their dicks at each other
    >while I'm getting the actual best one for 99c a bottle from the beaner aisle at the grocery

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >water and preservatives
      Slop

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shitentina Hispanic poison
        enjoy your disease stupid spic

        >grrr watery copycat slop better
        Pathetic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shitentina Hispanic poison
      enjoy your disease stupid spic

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many gallons do you go through in a year? I'm at half a gallon a year right now and slowly working to GOTAY.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's a king to a God?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Cowboy Mike's Ricochet BBQ sauce

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KYS moron

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honorable mention

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >microplastics
      >troony estrogen
      cringe

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the big red wiener.
    Depends on what it's going on though, I use Rooster for any actual Cajun food but Tabasco for chili.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the taste of tabasco, but I dislike how thin it is. i want something with the consistency of ketchup

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TabascoXXL.jpg
    Tfw some1 reposted my pic

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only buttholes that claim Tabassco as the GOAT are inbreeding toothless fricks that lives in either Louisiana or Alabama or Mississippi. Literally go frick yourselves up the ass and use your shitty watery vinegar as a lubricant.

    I fricking loathe any piece of shit degenerate scum of the fricking earth’s crust that claims that Tabasco is king. Frick you and pic related, one example of a hot sauce that with Molly woo and pummel that ever living shit out Tabasco in a one on one taste off.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros think they fresh but I be out here 'varkin on my nugs

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the best mild hot sauce for a white boi? I just want something flavorful. No added sugar or shit like that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're a homosexual and a traitor to your white race if you can't eat a chile pepper. Now go be consinged to a dungeon you frickin' freak.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >chile
        >consinged
        At least he can speak English, Ramirez.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a new one called yeragayt you should try it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These tabasco mini bottles are great. they'll fit right into your purse beside your tampons.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Green Tabasco.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I want a hot sauce but I want it cold because I'm white
      You're israeli

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The israelites I know are all obsessed with super-spicy stuff, I think it's part of proving how much more worldly and cultured they are than regular white people or something

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lucky dog pink label

      might be difficult to get except online but I promise it's worth it
      have it on eggs/breakfast

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wy"pipo" hot sauce
    nah dawg, dis shit bussin tho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the best one.
      I've tried most everything in this thread and they're all bad for various reasons, but this one actually tastes like how hot sauce should taste

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is it expensive?

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dare to be spicy

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crystals is better
    Then Louisiana hot sauce
    Tabasco is mid and has weird flavor

    T. Louisianan

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like hot sauce that adds a kick and enhances flavor, frick those 1 billion Scoville meme sauces

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been squirting pic related onto absolutely everything I eat. Actually tastes good, not vinegary and has a nice kick to it too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got their jalapeno hot sauce and I hate it. I keep trying it in different things hoping I come around but I just can't. Usually I never throw away unspoiled food items but it's just terrible, it's gonna sit in my fridge forever.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit King

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are the two hot sauces I have at the moment, haven't tried either yet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you the type of gentleman who eats an entire bag of potato chips for dinner?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How would that be a dinner?? I might eat an entire bag after dinner, but not for dinner.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So you're not from the North then? Va' fan...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not Swedish.

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