The king of sandwich spreads.

The king of sandwich spreads.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based
    List of condiments that suck donkey dick and like gay sex:
    Ketchup
    Fagoly
    Mustard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      whats fagoly?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The stuff that comes out of your butt when your boyfriend spends the night

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he's so fat he eats mayo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Miracle Whip is the low fat high flavor upgrade to mayo. Enjoy the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he added vinegar and sugar to mayo as a cope because of his fat fucking ass being addicted to mayo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Miracle Whip uses a patented blend of over twenty (20!) Hispanices. No one can imitate the Tangy Zip of Miracle Whip.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            stop being a fatty, fatty.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You will never taste a real sandwich. You will never know the tangy zip.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's just mayo with vinegar. Possibly lemon, but some acidity. Used to make leftover sandwiches with my grandma after Thanksgiving with it. She insisted it was Miracle Whip.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just vinegar, its over twenty different Hispanices combined with a patented emulsifying technology.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, do tell!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's right there in the wikipedia article. No one knows the exact combination of 20+ Hispanices, it's a trade secret.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You need to stop posting this image NOW. It's clearly dangerous, I don't know if you made it or saved it from somewhere, but it clearly has a supernatural influence.
        You need to delete the image as soon as possible, but I guess that’s too much to ask from someone who’s completely materialistic or possessed by another entity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It's just mayo with vinegar
      no, the main ingredient is water. it's literally watered down mayo with a tiny bit of vinegar

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *ahem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Duke's OK, Heinz for the Win.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    based, whip haters are just mindless drones

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You will never taste a real sandwich. You will never know the tangy zip.

      Miracle Whip uses a patented blend of over twenty (20!) Hispanices. No one can imitate the Tangy Zip of Miracle Whip.

      Based
      List of condiments that suck donkey dick and like gay sex:
      Ketchup
      Fagoly
      Mustard

      https://i.imgur.com/IOdCQub.png

      The king of sandwich spreads.

      Shill thread by a marketing intern
      Astroturfing Culinaly of all places kwab

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're life is so devoid of passion that you assume enthusiasts posting on a sandwich spread forum are paid shills. Pathetic.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A reminder to all europeans that americans genuinely believe this is normal but that a sandwich with butter is an abomination.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Europoors think buttered bread IS a sandwich

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Buttered bread was historically more of a staple carb thus the phrase 'your bread and butter' being the standard thing you are good at. Either way though butter belongs on sandwiches. I don't know if americans use mayo or whatever mircale whip is as a side-effect of their food propaganda that claims butter, eggs and whole milk are unhealthy but it's just fucking weird.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mayo is preferred because its spreadable

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So is butter if you store it in the traditional way, and not in the fridge. Though in practice it's usually better to store it in the fridge if you aren't going to use it for a few days and just try and take it out in advance of using it. Alternatively you can buy spreadable butter which is blended with some sort of oil but that's an inferior product.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/lcZhubY.png

              Mayo is preferred because its spreadable

              Though I should say: don't store unsalted butter outside the fridge but that's a given since you should be using it to cook not spread anyway. Just slice off ~a week's worth of salted butter and store it in a butter dish on your counter and problem solved. Unless you live in a hot country I guess in which case you're fucked and that's why they're olive oil nations.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                before refrigeration they used to put way more salt into the butter

                anyway I usually store both butter and bread in the fridge and whenever I eat bread I just sear it in butter on a pan

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't fucking trust those things.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Water based butter bells aren't necessary in my experience, not in a cold country. Just use a butter dish and however much you'll use in a week.

                before refrigeration they used to put way more salt into the butter

                anyway I usually store both butter and bread in the fridge and whenever I eat bread I just sear it in butter on a pan

                >anyway I usually store both butter and bread in the fridge
                If you're a single man that lives alone that's probably sensible. Even things like freezing bread since you can just defrost it in the toaster or if it's any sort of flatbread fry it in a pan.
                >and whenever I eat bread I just sear it in butter on a pan
                Weird but if it works why not. I assume you'd use the same pan to cook in the same day?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Weird but if it works why not.
                Warms foods generally taste better, it accomplished the softening the butter conundrum, the texture is superior as a result of pan frying and you can heat up like meat or whatever you might want to put on the bread at the same time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Butter also melts though and pretty quickly at that. But I'll admit I've never tried searing it in a pan before use so maybe it works better than my gut instinct would say.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                kek imagine being forced through a hatch that's barely opened a crack, you'd be more spreadable than butter.
                Butter bells are retarded and unhygienic. Air will get trapped unless the butter holder is overflowing, and the water will grow pathogens if it's not changed constantly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most Americans eat bread and butter every day for breakfast we call it toast

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Toast isn't bread and butter in the sense of what people used to (and in many countries still do) eat with many meals. And neither are sandwiches.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but we also have the butter burger and that just triggers
              >do amarifats really?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It enrages them because its an entire weeks ration worth of butter and they can't afford meat.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >run out of mayo but have miracle whip
    >notice some freshly made egg salad sitting in the fridge
    >excitedly make an egg salad sammy
    >take one bite
    sandwich ruined by miracle whip. no thanks op, i'll stick to mayonaise. i'm not a fatty trying to lose weight.

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