The Midwest.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how that tastes but baked ziti with ground be20aj
    ef is so good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this homie typed his captcha in the word beef

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this homie typed his captcha in the word beef

      Lol. How high do you have to get to do this?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Carbs with extra carbs plus carbs with some carbs.
    How the frick can you call this a salad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think lettuce is? Carbs. You moronic?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you illiterate? The only test in the OP tells you exactly why. Fricking roastie coasties.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fusion cuisine.
    I like the idea but I'm not sure I'd enjoy the flavors.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pasta, beans, tomato sauce.

    All good so far.

    Then, for some reason known only to Lovecraftian horrors, you put in taco seasoning.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back to reldit. you're a little b***h. you're not a man.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skip middle school today, did we?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is literally nothing wrong with taco seasoning

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is only one right combination of beans and pasta: instant oriental ramen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pasta fazooool!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That looks good.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Taco Pasta Salad
    Holy Roman Empire

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how devoid of culture you have to be to eat this willingly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your culture has been long dead if you rely on shrieking like a homosexual when someone combined food ingredients in a new way based on flavor rather than tradition. You're also paradoxically ignorant of your own culture's food traditions, which have never been static. And lastly, you are likely obese and uninteresting to socialize with

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it is a cold pasta salad, and literally no one cares.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I care.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isn't warm pasta salad just pasta

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatcha gonna do Mr Californian? Cry?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no cletus, just laugh.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Midwest, powered-up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love iceberg lettuce, I would frick with that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is hardly midwest. Witness my TRUE power!

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now post all the Taco John's items with potato in them
    And cry, I want to see your tears

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Midwest, unlocked-potential

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If that's chili pasta like I think it is, it probably doesn't taste bad. If it's just pasta with tomato sauce and beans in it, it's shit.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Find this board fascinating. Sometimes, you have people coming out of the woodwork to defend Midwestern and other foods, and other times everyone hates it. Is this all just performance, or does it depend on a particular time of day?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Midwestern cuisine is objectively pretty shitty but sometimes people get really upset and spend an entire evening saying that Midwestern cuisine is actually good.
      That being said Midwestern cuisine isn't as bad as the states directly south of them. Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, etc. are completely awful places... I'd rather blow my head off than ever live in one of those shitholes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Living in small towns in Missouri, Kansas, and Illinois over my life, individual town you live in make or break the quality of life more then things that apply over the state, especially restaurants. Though Kansas is the least interesting if you're not involved in agriculture or whatever local business there is. Rural/Urban divide is a much stronger IMHO, and if there is anything you like about the latter your options between Kansas City and Colorado are limited.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boards like Culinaly appeal to self reliant people, those who'd rather cook their own food than eat fast food slop or premade frozen trash, but it also appeals to the "coffee time general" gays who fanboy corporate products like it's their personality and city gays who think MSG/GMO/sneed oil is "heckin science" and could never be bad for them because "science" and "progress" or something.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >city gays who think
        The city gays who post here worship fast food and door dash (plus equivalents), unironically. They literally wank to the fact they don't have to cook and can get a pleb to deliver shit to them at vast markups, potentially molested. Citygays are responsible for any fast food circle jerk thread praising the slop sold at said shithole. It's also easy trolling 101 for Culinaly because the food is so damn shitty it guarantees buttmad comments.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depending on the time of day, the boss is either easy to handle or impossible. That's cuz the boss is a no good fricking drunk that gave up on any dreams he had decades ago.
      Welcome to Culinaly.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet potato and marshmellow is something I found out about recently and I can't convince myself that people actually eat this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's grosser than it looks. Imagine how sweet marshmallows are. Well it's even sweeter than that. It's sweet and sticks to your teeth plus it has the slightly weird taste of sweet potatoes. Maybe a spoonful of it is okay as part of thanksgiving dinner but it's not meant to be eaten in earnest.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're called SWEET, potatoes, anon. Try some candied yams. Shit is so cash.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like Currywurst sans the powder.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks grim but is the most comforting goddamn dish you could ever make

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t see any tacos nor salad in there.
    Just call it bean pasta for christ’s sake

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how contrarian do you have to be to defend this dogfood slop.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't understand, the libtards get mad when i defend it

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    picky toddlers be like
    >noooo you can't have pasta and sauce!!!!!

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1 box of ziti
    >1 jar of tostitoes mild salsa
    >1 can of kidney beans

    wa la

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seasoning pasta with cumin
    Maybe there's a method to the madness Midwesterners, I'm willing to hear you out.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every grocery store deli across the country serves this shit.

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