The most refreshing thing I have ever drank.

The most refreshing thing I have ever drank.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    water? You need that shit to fricking live fatass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This specific brand of water is for people at festivals and shit who want to *look* like they're drinking beer instead of water. Not kidding. It's the dumbest shit I've ever heard of.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it has a place. Say you're a recovering alcoholic with liver disease, stroke damage, and a prolapsed anus. You're at your friends house and everyone's drinking beers around the fire pit. It feels right to drink fizzy liquid out of a cold can with a cool design, but if you drink beer you will instantly die. This product offers the perfect solution.
        But that doesn't explain why it's apparently so popular. This is a very niche scenario. Who is actually buying them?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they have more novelty than lacroix, but Ive only bought it like 3-5 times.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Buy the plain ones sometimes. They have a numerous amount of really small bubbles, the carbonation does it for ms. The fact that it's 16oz instead of 12 is a bonus

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you're a recovering alcoholic and you are insecure about what other people think of you whether you drink or not you shouldn't be in a scenario like this.

          Its probably not a bad drink and drinking from a can is refreshing for some reason but its in my opinion its 99% marketing and design and 1% actual nice water.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If you're a recovering alcoholic and you are insecure about what other people think of you whether you drink or not you shouldn't be in a scenario like this.
            I'm just imagining a scenario where I'd use it, and could only think of that one. Since it's such a niche scenario, I'm wondering where the product's success comes from.

            >But that doesn't explain why it's apparently so popular
            seltzer water is popular everywhere except the US. in germany you have to specifically ask for not fizzy water if you're at a restaurant.

            There are 6 million other sparkling waters sold in the US, why would this one be successful with its weird branding?

            https://i.imgur.com/THFKSBK.png

            >Who is actually buying them?
            I get two for four dollars every time I get gas which is nearly every day. One non flavored and one green one (lime?). I drink two gallons of filtered tap water at home every day and then fill 3 2 liter bottles I keep in the car at the gym every day as well. I like bubble water it's all the soda experience without the 300 calories and sugar/corn syrup in literally every other beverage that exists pic rel.

            Buy the plain ones sometimes. They have a numerous amount of really small bubbles, the carbonation does it for ms. The fact that it's 16oz instead of 12 is a bonus

            they have more novelty than lacroix, but Ive only bought it like 3-5 times.

            But there are so many different brands that fit your need for a low calorie, mild flavored carbonated beverage. Why go for this one, specifically? Is there anything about this beverage that makes it stand out from its competitors besides its branding being modeled after tallboy beers?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This product offers the perfect solution.
          This anon is a paid marketing shill

          This bullshit only exists to prey on the insecurities of grown ass men too inundiated by the western ideal of what masculinity ought to be to realise that their mindset is actually detrimental to their mental health

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >This anon is a paid marketing shill

            Yes, he was paid to hype up the "recovering alcoholics with liver failure, stroke damage, AND prolapsed anus" demographic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But that doesn't explain why it's apparently so popular
          seltzer water is popular everywhere except the US. in germany you have to specifically ask for not fizzy water if you're at a restaurant.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Who is actually buying them?
          I get two for four dollars every time I get gas which is nearly every day. One non flavored and one green one (lime?). I drink two gallons of filtered tap water at home every day and then fill 3 2 liter bottles I keep in the car at the gym every day as well. I like bubble water it's all the soda experience without the 300 calories and sugar/corn syrup in literally every other beverage that exists pic rel.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        100% this stuff makes me so angry. its just water FOR MEN.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually Monster is the one that one put tap water into their cans for concerts and shit. The founder of Liquid Death noticed every musician he went to see live seemed to be drinking lethal amounts of energy drinks and found out about the trick and founded his own tap water in a totally max to the xtreme!!!!! can to mock them.

        But people are fricking idiots, so it became successful. But concerts and deception were never his actual target audience, that's where he stole it from.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone knows what Liquid Death is no one thinks it is beer. Do you understand that 0% beers are a thing???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually Monster is the one that one put tap water into their cans for concerts and shit. The founder of Liquid Death noticed every musician he went to see live seemed to be drinking lethal amounts of energy drinks and found out about the trick and founded his own tap water in a totally max to the xtreme!!!!! can to mock them.

        But people are fricking idiots, so it became successful. But concerts and deception were never his actual target audience, that's where he stole it from.

        I dug into the corporate history
        It was actually made by concert promoters to sell for $14/can at concerts and other events
        They figured why buy someone else's water when they can have 100 percent of the profits

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A challenger appears

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this shit when I used to work at cvs we had these on sale for like 79 cents and these homosexual kids would call them palmies when I rang them up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >working at CVS as an adult
        and the kids are the homosexuals

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember CVS having these on sale for 50 cents a pop and me and my friend would buy 20 at a time and then chug them while playing Conker on 64, Arizona for life.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zoomers getting rent free housing

        https://i.imgur.com/V4TDaz8.jpeg

        The most refreshing thing I have ever drank.

        they're ok.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the branding of this shit is so gay. coming from a dude who loves OSDM. the drinks are kinda good tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit ye water w/ bubbles in it is kinda do be fire tho no cap for f r r vf r rf r f

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the original

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fricking water

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy gallons of water for cents
    >put an edgy logo on the can
    >charge $3
    >zoomies buy it for cool kid points
    >profit
    man i wish i got into the aquifer buying business

    • 3 weeks ago
      Αnonymous

      Is there any reason it would be too late?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liquid Death is for homosexuals but seltzer water in general has helped me avoid alcohol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a round-a-bout way to admit you're a homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll live 30 years longer than you so I'm alright with that.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    their tea is actually some of the best shit i've ever tasted, grim leafer is so goddamn tasty

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rural moron here, my tap water is actually safe to drink.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I keep a few cans of the plain non-sparkling Liquid Death spring water in my fridge for guests. When someone asks for some water, giving them a can is more convenient than pouring them a glass of water, and it's more pleasant to drink from than a plastic bottle. People who aren't already familiar with the brand usually find it entertaining too. It's horribly overpriced and an obvious marketing gimmick, but I don't buy enough of it to care. If it gets a few smiles for the novelty, it's already worth it.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey CHUD have you ever had this special water that comes in a can?
    n-no its not the same as bottled water. its SPRING WATER.

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