"The new McFlurry is made with vanilla soft serve blended with delicious syrup and chopped pieces of candy, according to a McDonalds pre...

"The new McFlurry is made with vanilla soft serve blended with “delicious syrup” and chopped pieces of candy, according to a McDonald’s press release."

Black Rifle Cuck Company, Conservative Humor Shirt $21.68

UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68

Black Rifle Cuck Company, Conservative Humor Shirt $21.68

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Granny Cream

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grandma McFlurry is a horrible name.
    Noone wants grandma flavoured anything.
    They are so outta touch.
    Ditch the McDonald's stocks, gentlemen. This ship is sinking fast.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Butterscotch is good and I will not back down from this opinion

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        delicious syrup*

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          soyrup

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's never had the gushing grannies mountain dew

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pepsico was ahead of their time they were too afraid to accept it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GRANNY CREAM HOT BUTTER ICE CREAM

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        very tasty and healthy too

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro we are not going back McDonald's fricked an entire generation with their prices and now they have lost their customer base forever.

    We were only eating it for nostalgia anyway but now that we are gone no amount of "le wacky food innovation" will get us back gtfooh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They also advocate for homosexualry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes anon, we know that Mom said no more McDonald's because they don't make a 20pc happy meal, so all you get are tendies that she heats up in the microwave, but like, dude, ease up.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just saw this and the very first thought I had was

    >Culinaly needs to know about this

    I need to reevaluate my life, while indulging in a McDonald's Grandma's McFlurry™, available for only a limited time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >”Grandmas have always held a special place in our hearts, and today they’re having a major moment influencing culture – inspiring trends in fashion, decor and now, even food with our newest McFlurry,” said Tariq Hassan, Chief Marketing and Customer Experience Officer at McDonald’s.
      I understand that posting here probably means I’m out of touch, but is there any other example of a current grandma trend?

      Appreciate it bro, had no idea this was a thing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe 30 years ago. I think "tariq" got his grandma memes by watching reruns of old american tv shows in whatever turd world shithole he grew up in.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      I used an app coupon for a the McCrispy and was so outraged that it was complete shit that I felt I needed to tell Culinaly

      Good thing I stopped to think about how ludicrous the compulsion was. The McCrispy IS fricking shit though

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so how is it?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares, the machine will be broken anyways

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no fricking way that a 9999 calorie excessively sweet dessert would honour grandma's sensitive tastebuds. They were clearly going for the WTF/outrage advertisement.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Corn syrup with corn syrup mixed with guar gum carageenan and palm oil

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're getting desperate. You love to see it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're realizing all these flavors that people were too lazy to put together at home. Oh it's just the same teletubby sludge with a different candy inside? Perfect, we'll get them barricading the whole plaza

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Logically, this must be the next flavor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Logically, this must be the next flavor
      That would be racist, because it would imply that Black people of color not only know who their fathers are, but also imply that their fathers know who THEIR fathers are.
      But they are all descended from Egyptian kings and queens, not pharaohs.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How about Tariq Nasheed's Buck Shaker McFlurry? Dark chocolate soft serve buck blended by creamy white vanilla.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, processed corn syrup, xantham gum, titanium dioxide, and carrageenan. Just like grandma used to make it.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marketing aside looks good tbqh

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait to go and have the machine be down

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't wait to go and have the machine be down
      That is what we in the industry call a "loss leader"
      It's like when you see an ad for a cheap car but when you get to the lot, the car doesn't actually exist and you end up buying a car that costs 3x as much

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a bait and switch. A loss leader is actually available.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >come to Culinaly for the first time in like 6 years
    >top thread is a literal mcdonalds advertisement
    same as ever huh

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *