the only excuse to own a toaster is if you live in a cuck shed with about 2 feet of counter space

the only excuse to own a toaster is if you live in a cuck shed with about 2 feet of counter space

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that makes no sense. if you only had 2 feet of counter space you would want something that does more than just a single task. the only excuse to own a toaster is if you have a lot of space for single-use appliances

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't own a vintage automatic Sunbeam T-20B
    NGMI

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The toaster that makes you look skinnier than you really are.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that ain't me sadly, I can't afford this piece of history. They go for around $200 U.S dollars on the interweb

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you
        >s-l1600.jpg
        is eBay the ultimate zoomer filter

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my wife wont let me buy a toaster

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do toaster ovens take a lot longer/ use more power?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, it uses a lot more power and toast much slower if you don't preheat the damn thing which would take even longer and use even more power. OP is fricking stupid.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They look neat but yeah also impractical
        Even a sandwich press would be better since it can still toast

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does a toaster oven do better than a regular oven?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not heat up your whole house

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cool small stuff with less electricity
      otherwise frick all nothing
      I like using mine for pot pies

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would i toast bread in the oven when i can just use a buttered pan?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      drier/crispier toast before buttering. plus you can into it the also.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >plus you can into it the also

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking choked on my dinner. Are you ok, anon?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A pan only cooks the outside, an oven generates all around heat.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't know what flipping is
        so THIS is who posts on the """cooking""" board

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's still only cooking the outside moron
          You get a more pervasive heat in the oven
          Try cooking an entire chicken roast on a pan and let me know how it goes

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i can do it with a slice of bread because it is easy to apply that heat onto both sides by flipping it. you can't do that with chicken because it is not a rectangular prism

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I didn't realise you just meant a slice of bread

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            One of these things is not like the other.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The other way around moron.

    Only someone with a lot of space could justify an essentially single use appliance.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I definitely own a toaster I just don't know which room it's in and don't care enough to look
    I just make toast in a frying pan instead, it's better, lets me switch to frying in butter on the fly

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't have both
    who's in a cuck shed again?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You, I think.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not getting a toaster from your mom or grandma when you move out of the house

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They both died before I got to move out of the house cheers man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you haven't got one yet huh?

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