The PERFECT grilled cheese

>Wow. perfection. fuck me. bloody hell that is just... wow

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    made you seethe enough to make a thread about him here every single day. pretty based in my book.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You cant deny that its a pefect grilled cheese

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you clearly care 200 times more than I do

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no you 200 times plus one

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno you seem pretty persistent with expressing how little you care. Really suHispanicious...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno you seem pretty persistent with expressing how little you care. Really suHispanicious...

      Gordy's critics appear to be taking refuge within your mind and refuse to leave, do you at least charge them rent?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What compels someone to make the exact same shitty thread every single day? Do you just really, really love shilling for e-celebs?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you haven't, the Starbucks grilled cheese is off the charts for fast food.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather eat that than the average american hfcs bread and fake cheese "grilled cheese" fried in seed oil that's for sure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the worst American diet won't do you more damage than your mental obsession with US is doing to you right now

      eating off the shitting street pavement is unhealthier still, i reckon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i suspect you're more apt to eat cock, given that you sound like a complete and utter homosexual retard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ruh roh amerilard detected. operation let's go brandon initiated.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That cheese refused to melt

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >582x350
    I can't see shit Black

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I threw two slices of bread and some edam in between into a toaster for a minute or two and the cheese melted, I don't know how gordy failed at that.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its fuckin' raw!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the pasta

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >band rehearsal starts
      NOW WE ALL LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
      THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS GRILLED CHEESE
      >holds up two blocks of cheese that have never been used for grilled cheese before
      BEAUTIFUL
      >taps knife on board
      THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
      >puts knife away and taps different knife
      BIG LONG SLICES
      >cuts off the rind
      LITERALLY CUT OFF
      >exasperated breath
      ... THE RIND
      >cuts cheese further
      NICE LONG LUSCIOUS BRICKS OF CHEESE
      MAKE SURE THE BREAD IS NOT TOO THIN
      >cuts half the loaf off
      BIT OF BUTTAH
      >butters
      SALT
      >salts bread
      >layers cheese on bread
      TAILOR MAKE IT
      >cuts cheese again
      NOW THE SECRET IS...
      >pulls out bowl of already made kimchi out of nowhere
      HOMEMADE KIMCHI
      >starts dumping it all over
      BREATHTAKING
      >camera pans to a fire
      TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
      >dumps oil in pan
      >mumbles beautiful
      NOW PUSH THAT DOWN
      >smashes grilled cheese down in pan
      ON IN SHE GOES
      PUT SOME WEIGHT ON THERE
      >buttered bread sticks to spatula
      >struggles to get it off
      >clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
      GOOD
      >smoke shooting out of pan
      TURN IT OVER
      >cheese hasnt melted
      PUSH THAT DOWN
      >squeezes grilled cheese down with rag
      NICE AND CRISPY
      >puts it back in
      >takes it out
      PUSH IT DOWN
      >desperate to make cheese melt
      HELPS CHEESE NICE AND MELTED
      >puts pan back in
      >elevates the flavor
      >takes pan out
      THAT BEAUTIFUL... GRILLED CHEESE
      >burnt bread
      >cheese still hasn't melted
      BEAUTIFUL
      >back in the kitchen
      THE CHEESE HAS MELTED
      >cheese can't be seen on screen
      >taps knife against board
      AND THIS...
      >tries to cut the sandwich
      CRISPY
      >struggles to cut through the sandwich
      >involves both his hands
      >reveals cross section
      BEAUTIFUL
      >cheese hasn't melted at all
      OH MY GOODNESS ME
      >taps knife again
      >slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
      OH MY GOD
      >blows
      >visibly struggles to take a bite
      >chews
      >shakes his head with contempt
      OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLE
      >struggles on another bite
      WOW
      SO GOOD
      >ramsay buys a house in tasmania
      >guitar solo

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made this once and it was delicious. Ramsay won.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you find Tanzanian cheese?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think his era of supremacy is coming to an end, happens to the best of 'em. There's a couple of grilled cheese vids and they're both catastrophic. Then he dropped the frozen ready meals. Maybe he's a master troll? Whatever it is a new top level chefu will come along eventually, probably won't be anywhere near as good at reality TV though.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats on being the 4,000th person to post that on here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it will never stop being funny

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like using sourdough with Gruyère. one slice of bread buttered, and the other slice with thin spread of dijon. Sometimes drizzle some truffle honey on the cheese before grilling if im feelin cute

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