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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i dont even have a twitter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you at least have the you tube?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t deadname X troony

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    catsup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The sign is a subtle joke

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pickle salsa.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like salt is already on them, so I will add vinegar and cheese.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Parmesan?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Usually cheddar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      malt vinegar i hope

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ranch is great with fries, ngl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very midwestern post

  6. 1 month ago
    LaShawn Delinquarius

    But ketchup does exist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok, but imagine it did not exist. what would you put on them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It does exist. Why do you keep saying that it doesn't?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But I did eat breakfast this morning

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao stop fricking with him mr low iq prisoner inforgraphic man

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But it doez, I puh som on mah chikn nuggets when I go to Popeye's earlia today

          but for a moment pretend it does not exist

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it exists anon, i can go grab some out of my fridge right now if you dont believe me

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ok, how about you pretend you ran out? what would you put on them?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I've got a full bottle

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                then Id go buy some at the corner store

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't understand the question. How can ketchup not exist?

          • 1 month ago
            LaShawn Delinquarius

            Shiet, dis cracka talking wack, imma pop a cap in his ass
            *gets gunned down by police*

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              A real basketball American wouldn't use commas like that. Stop foolin

      • 1 month ago
        LaShawn Delinquarius

        But it doez, I puh som on mah chikn nuggets when I go to Popeye's earlia today

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It does exist. Why do you keep saying that it doesn't?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That image sums up 50% of my online interactions. I can no longer tolerate people who lack imagination. Lack abstract thought.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hypothetically, how would you treat those 50% interactions that lack imagination. Lack abstract thought?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Kek.
            I was on the in game chat for a gacha I play and someone talked about if they added PvP and this turbo autist got really upset about hypotheticals because he thinks they are stupid.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I am imagining a rotating cube in my head and it's so cool. I can't do anything more than four sides, unfortunately (~75 IQ).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tomato puree loaded full of so much fricking sugar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >that name

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and it's shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ketchup. Does. Not. Exist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine there's no countries

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the beatles didn't get preachy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's easy if you fry.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gobs of mayo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Belgian mayonnaise like any normal person, obviously.

      mayo with a bit of dijon

      Mayo or sour cream, and hot sauce.

      Mayo mixed with hot sauce

      Banana Sauce, Mayo, Mustard, Relish Mixed

      BASED AND MAYO PILLED

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Banana Sauce, Mayo, Mustard, Relish Mixed

        Was me

        I like Mayo but am too American to take it alone. Mix With some yogurt and garlic, favorite spices, hot sauce and it beats out just plain ketchup as is.

        Whataburger spicy ketchup though...

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Belgian mayonnaise like any normal person, obviously.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mayo with a bit of dijon

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good fries need no sauce you fool

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo or sour cream, and hot sauce.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mustard

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo mixed with hot sauce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good choice

      either mustard or red robin campfire sauce

      DC style Mumbo sauce is also a good option

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Filipino banana sauce.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HOT.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they do make a spicy version of it.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good fries need no condiment other than salt.

    for mediocre fries: salt and pepper or seasoned salt if have some on hand.

    wet condiments ruin fries.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >good fries need no condiment other than salt.
      They don't need, but condiments can be good.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Make perfectly crispy fries
    >Turn them mushy with sauce
    morons. Salt is all you need.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i prefer white pepper

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Make perfectly crispy fries
      >Turn them mushy with sauce
      >perfectly crispy
      >Turn them mushy
      >perfectly
      >mushy
      You made shitty fries

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why are you soaking them for so long, it just takes a split second to dip them and eat them, if theyre crispy fries that shouldn't make them soggy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        stop responding to literal incels

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Banana Sauce, Mayo, Mustard, Relish Mixed

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    either mustard or red robin campfire sauce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >red robin campfire sauce
      Based. It's BBQ and mayo in case you didn't know.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hellman's tartar sauce

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hot sauce or mustard. I recently started dipping my fries in ketchup again for the first time in over twenty years and it’s really, really good. The sweet tartness of the ketchup cuts through the oily saltiness of the french fry and makes a perfectly balanced bite.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ranch or sour cream or ketchup wwv4

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      calm down man we havent even had WW3 yet.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Malt vinegar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seconded

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to post this. The one of like, 3 good food items to come out of Britain. I just love the stuff.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you like vinegar here's something that might interest you.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_of_vinegar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only correct answer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seconded

      Came here to post this. The one of like, 3 good food items to come out of Britain. I just love the stuff.

      The only correct answer.

      based

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    some shredded cheese and gravy
    poutine is comfy as frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ew!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would actually eat this under one condition:
        The cheese is actually crumbled feta

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We don't tolerate cheese racism on this board.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What are cheese curds?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Equal parts salt, pepper, garlic powder. Season well, fresh from the fryer. Dip in good ranch.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo or thousand island. Only thousand island if it’s restaurant quality.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tomato chutney

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Catsup.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It depends what you're having them with, dumbshit twitter screenshot bot poster. It could be mayo, tartar sauce, bbq sauce, malt vinegar, ranch, blue cheese, gravy, au jus, ailoi, buffalo sauce, salsa, sriracha, the liquid from mussels steamed in butter, wine, and lemon juice, or nothing.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mayo obviously

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chips only need salt. If anything else then maybe some tartare or aioli on the side.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spaghetti sauce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Italian pizza fries
      This is a real thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sho nuff chil'

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hot sauce.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I have to give it to the brits. They figured it out with mayo. But don't put mayo directly on the fries. No, just keep a little dip cup worth on the side and get a shallow amount of mayo with each dip.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i dont think brits started that, i think it was sweden or something

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The first time anyone heard about mayo fries was in 1994 from Pulp Fiction when the white guy tells the black guy people in Amsterdam eat fries with mayo.

        — You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
        — What?
        — Mayonnaise.
        — Goddamn.
        — I've seen 'em do it, man. They frickin' drown 'em in that shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >anyone
          Pretty sure lots of yuros knew about this before Jules and Vincent's conversation.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why do People keep acting like Europeans matter whenever an American makes a general statement?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Just trying to stamp out some stupidity.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're not accomplishing that by going "but Europe!", anytime a general statement is made.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I go to school on a short yellow bus

                This is an American website for Americans to discuss American business. Pulp Fiction is why the “eww mayo on fries” meme even exists, you stupid yuropoor.

                >MURRICA!!1!
                I am American, dumbfrick.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Why do People keep acting like Europeans matter whenever an American makes a general statement?
              A general statement.
              About Amsterdam.
              In Europe.
              You are incredibly dim.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What? The general statement was about the time when people heard about mayo and fries. Obviously, if you already knew about mayo and fries before the given time, then you're excluded from the general statement.

                That general statement was made in a very American-centric point of view. So contexually, it's understood that we're primarily talking about Americans.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is an American website for Americans to discuss American business. Pulp Fiction is why the “eww mayo on fries” meme even exists, you stupid yuropoor.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Pulp Fiction is why the “eww mayo on fries”
              I'm not so sure about that. Because I never heard anyone bring up Amsterdam before today. I never watched pulp fiction. I was still a little kid when it came out, and I never bothered to go back and watch it when I was younger. My entire frame of reference for mayo on fries comes from people relating it to the UK. I'm not sure where I heard it exactly. But it would come up every now and again in media or conversation. Never heard Amsterdam before today.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Go watch it, you're in for a treat
                Actually watch Reservoir Dogs then Pulp Fiction

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No. I've already had a bunch of scenes spoiled for me. And I don't particularly like Quentin Tarantino's attitude and style.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon, but you can't really have Tarantino "spoiled" for you. It's pastiche. You're meant to feel like you've seen it all before, because you have. It's just put together in a new and entertaining way. Once a Time in Hollywood is the closest he's ever come to doing anything that isn't ironic style over substance.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Once a Time in Hollywood is the closest he's ever come to doing anything that isn't ironic style over substance.

                Lol. That’s Jackie Brown.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Jackie Brown was all style over substance, except he missed the mark on the style and it came off as tone deaf. Easily his worst movie (yes, I know Culinaly loves it for the sake of being contrarian).

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't like pistachios.
                And besides, originality was not my concern. After all, how can I feel like his work is unoriginal,w when I never saw any of the works he references. I just don't like his particular attitude and style. I can feel his ego and arrogance laced in the work itself.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >how can I feel like his work is unoriginal,w when I never saw any of the works he references
                You don't need to know every particular reference. It's like how everyone who grew up in the Western world can recognize biblical imagery even if they've never stepped foot in a church or opened a bible.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I miss so many biblical references, because I never heard the stories before. Only to find out that I missed it years later when the story is actually highlighted for me.

                This one time, someone at work jokingly called me Judas, and I didn't know what that meant. I was offended when he explained it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing your anecdotal story demonstrates is that you're kind of dumb. I think people who go to church and study the bible are dumb, but if you don't get a Judas reference you've probably never read a book in your life.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Being called Judas at work indicates that someone thinks he’s a snakey slimy frick.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ...
                ...
                ...

                Um... I know what Judas means. That was my entire point. It's a cultural reference in all of the West that anyone should understand without ever having opened a Bible.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                smells like teen reddit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone you see wearing a Nirvana t-shirt or making bad puns like this was shit out of their mother's baby shitter at least a decade after Kurt Cobain stuck a shotgun in his mouth and somehow pulled the trigger.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The only thing your anecdotal story demonstrates is that you're kind of dumb
                Sorry, I was pointing out that his story also indicates he’s probably a slimy frickwad as well as a moron. Calling someone Judas isn’t usually done casually, especially not at work so there’s probably some truth in his coworker calling him that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Both are movies you can watch over and over, also From Dusk to Dawn and Inglourious Basterds

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ONLY AMERICA MATTERS, KEK
                WE HATE FOREIGNERS AND FOREIGN CULTURES
                EUROPE IS A SHITHOLE

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's generally associated with Northern European, Germanic countries. It was a stereotype in American pop culture long before Pulp Fiction. The point of the scene is that they're supposed to be kind of just regular guys having mundane conversations you could hear in a barber shop or at the checkout line in a grocery store.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s very simple
                >Pulp Fiction memes the Dutch put mayo on fries
                >becomes an American joke about euros
                >over 30 years the meme becomes distorted into all euros put mayo on fries
                The euro mayo fry meme that has become part of the cultural zeitgeist came directly from Pulp Fiction

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Anime isn't American business.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes im sure before that movie the people on amsterdam never did that, they only started doing it because of an american movie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The first time I visited Amsterdam was in 1992. I remember because they had the news playing on the airplane and the LA riots had just started. Checkmate, atheists.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mayo https://youtu.be/ALboAuJmCEg?si=9ijPmhb106MVCWIJ

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only person that eats fries plain? If they have enough salt on em and they're cooked well then I don't need anything else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah you are the only person in the entire world to eat your fries without anything added.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like some plain, I like some with sauce. All plain fries gets boring. All sauced fries gets boring too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine putting slop on your fricking fries. You disgust me. Each and every one of you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          imagine putting salt on your fricking potatoes, what the frick

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mustard
    i dont eat ketchup anyway

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    vanilla or strawberry milkshake

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If ketchup did not exist, then neither would BBQ sauce, which would be my second goto in a ketchup denied environment. Ranch works, but it's kind of meh. Gravy probably is next best thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ketchup based bbq
      Stop eating trash bbq sauce

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

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  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honey mustard

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buffalo sauce most likely.
    Some kind of ranch based sauce or BBQ sauce is also ok. Maybe a butter sauce. However I would probably try for a seasoning over a sauce. Truffle oil and parsley or garlic

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just salt and vinegar. I like the taste of fries and don't need to drown out the flavour with a sauce.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chili and cheese. duh.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fry/utah/mountain sauce

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    salt n vinegar
    maybe some curry sauce
    sorted

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's already salt on them? I just eat them as is. What kind of degenerate smears their fries with sauces and condiments?

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BBQ sauce for sure
    It's sweet and tangy like Ketchup but with a bit of a kick. Although I rarely use condiments for my fries, I will use ketchup every once in a while.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      problem with that is BBQ sauce requires chup to make

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no you can make it with the base ingredients, tomato paste, salt, and vinegar
        my dad used to make barbecue sauce for his restaurant and he did it in huge batches and dissolved like 25 pounds of bacon in it, slow-cooked for a couple of days

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you don't need ketchup to make bbq sauce
          >just use tomato paste, salt and vinegar

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honey mustard. Ranch for seasoned fries.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gravy. If you say mayonaise you need to have a nice day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      frick the mayo gays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      frick the mayo gays

      ketchup mixed with mayo

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cheese that was put on top when the fries were hot

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. I eat fries with nothing but salt on them. When you dip fries in something all you taste is the dip and that ruins the point of eating fries. You may as well just spoon the dip into your mouth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >When you dip fries in something all you taste is the dip
      you being a tastelet is not the condiments problem

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fries have a light flavor that gets overpowered by any sauce.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sour cream

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. I eat fries with nothing on them. When you dip or coat fries in something all you taste is the dip or seasoning and that ruins the point of eating fries. You may as well just spoon the dip or seasoning into your mouth.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Salt and Pepper. I like potato.
    And ketchup is vile.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day unironically

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. I eat raw potato sticks with nothing on them. When you fry or dip or coat potatoes in something all you taste is the oil or dip or seasoning and that ruins the point of eating potatoes. You may as well just spoon the oil or dip or seasoning into your mouth.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. I don't eat. When you cook food all you taste is the food. You may as well just get a spoonful of food or dip food into your mouth

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. I don't. When you do all you experience is. You may as well just do.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    some drink

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    old bay

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife eats these things dry. What the frick is her problem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When fries are truly well made, they need no sauce

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Barbecue sauce

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken Salt
    or a mix of a cheese sauce and a spicy sauce

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Red wine vinegar, salt, and pepper.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mayo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >post costco fake jap mayo.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honey

    Try it

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mayo, jalepenos, salsa, guac, ranch ketchup is low tier.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whataburger spicy ketchup

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. Fine as they are. Maybe nacho cheese if im feeling zesty.

  71. 1 month ago
    Lord Whitexican

    i put honey

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nothing

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A mix of mayo and tabasco stirred with a fork directly on the plate.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese curds and gravy
    Chili and cheese
    Gravy and turkey dressing (Newfoundland style)
    Malt vinegar and salt
    Cider vinegar and salt
    Wine vinegar and salt
    A blend of vinegars and salt
    Any of the above from the old fish and chip shop down the road with bits of fried fish and chips batter on top

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, they're already salted

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For as much as everyone claims to hate reddit, this and many other threads just turn into 'list every combination of a thing, please'

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guess we're having poutine

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hot sauce
    Mayo
    Tahini sauce
    Really any sauce that is creamy, spicy or both

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Joppiesaus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gebaseerd en Joppiepilled

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ketchup does exist though, it’s pointless to imagine a world without it
    The only reason people ask these stupid hypotheticals is they want to take the opportunity to talk about themselves

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that arab garlic sauce toum they have at chicken shops. that shit is insane.

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wholegrain mustard 🙂

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good fries are fine as is. Sauce is not necessary.

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, I usually eat my fries without anything in the first place.

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever that garlic stuff is that bong put in munchie boxes

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "the question"

    Op is a mutt.

    Rest of the world: mayo.

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chick Fil A sauce

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How has nobody said hummus yet?

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nandos hot sauce and vinegar

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to drown them in malt vinegar.

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo sriracha mix

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here are the options in mexico:
    Nacho dressing(aka nacho cheese)
    Mayonnaise
    Chipotle dressing(probably contains mayo)
    Ranch maybe

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo on French fries is literal subhuman shit, euros can't do anything right. BBQ sauce or vinegar for me.

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I EAT FRIES ALONE
    I AM SPARTAN
    I AM STOIC
    but seriously fries (or chips for our NATO friends) are already so rich, they don’t need anything

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fries are so good. So good. I can’t fathom why you would need to try to improve them. Fries cannot be improved upon. They are the perfect food, as is.

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wendy's ghost pepper ranch

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I once dunked buffalo sauce on top of my fries. It didn’t go well.

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buffalo sauce and bleu cheese dressing.

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have an idea. What if you immersed Belgian frites inside of All-American ranch sauce?

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    must hard

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sirene

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i just made potato fries and ate them with a mixture of bbq sauce, sriracha and sweet hot mustard
    was good i guess. the tang and heat made them quite moreish

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gravy
    it's superior to ketchup to begin with

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >starchslop
      >superior to boiled tomatoes
      shiggy

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hot sauce

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nacho cheese
    the kind you get from sports ball stadiums
    not the shit kind you have to make and it comes out stanking up the entire house and your dad yells at you for that fricking smell

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My fingers shoved into the pile to rake in as many as fit in my american fist

    The actual answer is i dont.

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Béarnaise sauce

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sour cream and onion dip

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bbq sauce all day

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If we live in some hellscape where ketchup doesn't exist, tartar sauce.

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honey mustard or wienertail sauce

  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Toum

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    salad cream

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fry sauce.

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >open thread
    >ctrl+f
    >andalouse sauce
    >no results
    ok frick all of you

  118. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    vinegar

  119. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chili and cheese
    Gravy

  120. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Memories of eating McDonalds with my parents as a kid

  121. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mayo.
    i gained 10 pounds with picrel. would do it again.

  122. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just salt t b h

  123. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Garlic aioli

  124. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    more chips

  125. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    steak, pizza and a burger

  126. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ranch

    I don't even eat fries with ketchup either way.

  127. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tomato powder.

  128. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Greek fries are the superior form of fries

  129. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo, like a fricking civilized person.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >stinky brown hands
      >civilized
      no thanks

  130. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those fries look double-fried, which means they're extra crispy and oily, which means they don't even need ketchup, they can be enjoyed as-is.

  131. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sour cream and sweet chili sauce.

  132. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if all condiments don't exist and people just cum on their food?

  133. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ranch

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