The Sixteen Staples

Something to consider the next time you go camping. Note the presence of celery salt.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >garlic salt
    >the most strongly flavored spice
    ayo do ypipo REALLY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your MAMMIES SEASNANS is literally garlic salt and/or cellery salt.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    16 bags if gay Black person dicks

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No curry powder? Garam masala? Grim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could anyone get curry powder in America in the 50s?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most likely, there were lots of old british dishes with curry powder that wouldve filtered into american cuisine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They could in the 1750s anon. If they could afford it of course

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Could anyone get curry powder in America in the 50s?

        Yes but, why would you want to?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This list presumes you are catching your own meat.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boat camp or trailer
    yeah guys I totally don't live like this at my actual home
    I can cook real food honest

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I agree.
    you're not a man unless you have these 16 staples.
    I have Tabasco sauce and ketchup (that's catsup right?)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw missing the biscuit mix

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ketchup (that's catsup right?)
      He doesn't know...

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    um i think i got all of those except sweet pepper flakes. is that the same as red pepper flakes?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I went camping I just ate canned ravioli for 5 days. I also shot a squirrel and tried to cook it over the fire but it tasted weird so I fed it to my dog.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The biscuit mix is actually kind of clever

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn’t prepared mustard still need to be refrigerated?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is an incredibly silly way to advertise tabasco sauce.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >COOKING FOR MEN
    >I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO BE A MAN SO I NEED ARTICLES AND MAGAZINES
    >NEED VISUAL INDICATORS SO OTHERS KNOW I AM A REAL MAN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it just the same guy constantly posting this reactionarily insecure shit any time there's the slightest indication of some food or drink being associated with maleness I see constantly on this board

      It's especially moronic to react that way here since they're literally detailing how to stock your hunting camp, in the fricking 50s

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thou defendest too much
        lemme guess you EAT like a man too right??
        >STEAK: RARE MID RARE
        >BLOOD MAKES YOU A REAL MAN
        >SALT AND PEPPER SEASONING
        >REVERSE SEAR
        you literal homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there are movie theaters with less projection than your post, Jesus Christ.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did your father (if you knew him), beat you perhaps? People can like things, man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can't even spell sauce
      AI isn't going to take our jobs anytime soon, lads.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't enjoy a good saunce
        ngmi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a mid-century advertorial for tabasco you're getting pointlessly mad and reading all this shit into
      big 'comments "fake" on videos at random' energy
      if you actually had any standards that you held yourself to you wouldn't be posting incoherent AI generated dogshit

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I go on some serious hiking/camping oats and rice are the staples. This moronic pic is just a list of spices to put in your biscuit mix.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dream bigger.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >insure freshness

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    America was a mistake

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just use salt and pepper, and that's in my house. No way I'm bringing fricking 16 different things outdoors

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But these are for hunting cabins or if you have a boat. Not meant for hauling ass.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worcestershire is honestly kind of forgotten these days as a condiment. It needs to come back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's great on rice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I put it in my bloody marys, but yeah, I haven't seen anybody really talking about it as a topping anymore. It's usually an ingredient to accompany others for a dish.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have some mushroom ketchup, which has the consistency of water and is kinda similar to Worcestershire. I put it on Cornish pasties and steak & ale pies

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did food just have no flavor on its own in the 1950s or what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Camping, in the 'fifties, was not some homosexual in an RV with a fridge, a stove and a pantry of canned food. You went in to the woods. You hunted and fished for your dinner.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And how would you know?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Note the presence of celery salt.
    Ah yes, nitrates are useful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're the sole reason humans have survived this long

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a blanket for fish and meat

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like there's only so many ways you can prepare seasoned biscuits.

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