>the slit in popcorn bags is to shake it after cooking to get rid of excess uncooked kernels

>the slit in popcorn bags is to shake it after cooking to get rid of excess uncooked kernels

WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS?!

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah it's a vent

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a steam vent, dipshit. Any other use is some gizmodo-level lifehack shit.

      popped ones can fall through too moron

      It's okay, you were wrong, it's okay to admit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im not wrong, if you turn it over and accidentally pinch the sides together the hole would end up big enough to pour your 'corn all over the floor

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a steam vent, dipshit. Any other use is some gizmodo-level lifehack shit.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    popped ones can fall through too moron

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the slit in the bag releases the kernels

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS?!
    lots of users recently who want to be told their preferences. from where do you think these users came?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't say that

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    most people don't haphazardly shove corn from the bag into their moths, and don't have any problem with kernels. what's your damage friend?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haphazardly shove corn from the bag into their moths

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >most people don't haphazardly shove corn from the bag into their moths
      That's how literally everybody eats popcorn.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I grab a handful and then tongue individual pieces into my mouth like a lizard. It sticks to your tongue.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he feeds his moths corn
      ngmi bro, i feel bad for your pet moths they probably hate you

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat the unpopped kernels, I've done a shitty job popping popcorn in a pot on the stove and ended up with several handfuls of cooked but unpopped kernels at the bottom and I've just ate all of them

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did people forget that you can just do this in a pot for 5% of the cost?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to get the same grease flavor and coverage. The cheese popcorn bags are amazing and idk how id make that neon goop stove top.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just can't get that same chinese toxic spread flavor.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Buy Kraft macaroni and cheese mix for 19¢ when Safeway had its Just4U sales (or free when they're giving them away).
        Boil the pasta for pasta salad and use the cheese powder for popcorn.
        >how do I get the powder to stick?
        Sissy the popcorn with, ironically enough, nonstick cooking spray. Lidl's own brand butter spray had the most flavocol flavour to it compared to even name brand ones so it's perfect for popcorn. Spray some on the popcorn, sprinkle some cheese powder, toss and repeat. Three times is enough to get a nice DayGlo orange colour and cheese-y flavour.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Microwave popcorn is cheap as shit.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It probably wasn't designed for that purpose but if it opens just right it actually works. Doesn't always tho and if I try to enlarge it, sometimes it ends up too big. Once I lose a few pieces or half pieces, my fat ass just puts it in the bowl. Kernels leftover isn't the end of the world.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I see the oil juices dripping out of the slit when it's ready

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    might pop me some corn
    throw on some nootch

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    corn is so good
    frick yea
    minotaur

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