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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people actually prefer table syrup or can they not afford maple syrup?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like both, they're nearly totally different things and sometimes I want trash. Like sometimes I want Velveeta over real cheese on a burger/grilled cheese. Slumming is fine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well said lad.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he frickinG cookin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically dislike maple syrup. I personally use fruit syrups at home, and if there are none available I gladly take a table syrup over maple.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maple is too thin and I cant make my own

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can thicken it just leave it out

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats annoying, its more expensive and more work, whether youre rich or poor thats a waste

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Try making golden syrup infused with roasted fenugreek extract
        I heard it's a pretty good maple substitute since it contains a similar key compound

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >table syrup

      what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Light Corn syrup + coloring + maple extract.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is it the same thing as golden syrup?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a syrup made from macerating chopped tables in sugar.
        Lovely stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could be because of preference and ignorance because they grew up with it and that's what they know. But you can get real maple syrup even at Walmart. Maybe not the best, but at least it's the real stuff over the fake stuff. But both are good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > get real maple syrup even at Walmart
        Yes give all of your money to ((corporations))!
        Unironically I bought my maple syrup from guy selling it out his pickup truck on the side of the road with poorly spelled, hand painted signs advertising it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You missed the point. Congrats.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Majority of people are not aware table "syrup" is not maple syrup.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >table syrup
      Is this an American thing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think they mean that maple-flavored corn syrup, buttersworth, aunt jemima, etc, but I've never heard anyone call it that before.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you solder yourself an alarm to a light detector?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't get it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wendell isn't actually enslaved by the waffle maker.
      So it's all come down to cell phone robots denying the wafflecaust.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never forget

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 in 100 gary larson comics are actually funny

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        99 in 100 are relatable.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering he released that shit daily, that's a massive success rate.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it's not, Calvin & Hobbes was also a daily comic and it was good 99% of the time instead.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            100%*

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the far soy
    what is it with redditors and these ancient comics

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