I'm ready for it. I went to McDonalds yesterday and a downie took my order and he wouldn't understand what I was saying to him. >"DOOOO YOU NEE-NEED ANYTHING ELSE??" >No, thank you. >"D-DOOO YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE" >No. >downie stares at me for a few seconds before giving me my tray
>go to mcdonalds >some indecisive boomer is fiddling with the kiosk >walk past him and go to the counter >order my shit in like 10 seconds, show my app with the code for my discount >get my food >leave >boomer still fiddling with the kiosk
One time i went to the counter to pick up a mobile order and nobody in the kitchen would acknowledge me. I flag someone down and they tell me if i want to order food i have to use the kiosk behind me. naggers physically would not take an order because they had a little kiosk.
ideally we will be moving to a pod future where I never need to leave my touchscreen-lined pod or have to interact with another human in any capacity. This brings us one step closer to that ideal.
You can do this now. VR headset + get all your shit delivered. You just need a work from home gig and you are all set to hikki up. Or fuck, you can 100% build a touchscreen lined pod if you want to. Dudes build their own plane/car sims all the time. Just get a couple of PCs and link em up to run it all.
kiosks have been pretty common in fast food for a while now in the UK. they're fine, but i try not to waste my money on that sort of food anyway unless i really need some instant sloppa.
Taco Bell tried it, back in '95 and it worked great. Must not have been popular though. I have no idea why. It was a lot faster and more accurate, to punch in my own order, rather than try to explain to some mexican-speaking 'hood rat, exactly what I wanted.
that's assuming any of these decisions are made logically >corporate decides to install kiosks because da future and also fuck paying people >spends millions developing, testing, and installing said kiosks >uh oh, the idea was fucked from the beginning and all the kiosks are getting smashed to shit >too much money poured into this though so just throw more at it and hope it gets fixed
>wants to talk to fast food mouth breathers instead of doing it online or hitting a few buttons on a machine
How old are you? It's not a bar or restaurant, they're not refilling your drink, serving you a beer, advising you on the menu. I'm pretty old and I don't see the point of not using this. How old are you?
The average mouth-breather doesn't even wash his hands after using the toilet, so I shan't be touching any public kiosk. Either I use a mobile app on my phone to order or I tell a wagie what I want.
It's great, I refuse to order if there's no kiosk. You have access to the full menu, know the exact price, can minmax, and you skip the retards who don't know what they want.
lol they are already failing at this, I've noticed a lot of places now are understaffed and have to close their lobbies and are drive thru only, so they are missing out on a lot of business.
The american places will ultimately go under for refusing to serve their very own customers. They'll be replaced by foreigners: pho/ramen/asian, arab/halal, etc. Apparently, these people are more interested in trying to earn a living than american establisments.
They closed their lobbies due to the memedemic and never reopened them because the only people who go inside fast food restaurants now are hobos there to nap and use the free wifi.
The Netherlands has had Smullers vending machines for ages, and don't get me started on Japan's vending machines. Why is America behind the times in literally everything?
The only thing that is stopping me from using kiosks is they don't take cash and the app is usually cheaper. Those and the food is shit and overpriced.
The more frustrating thing will be when restaurants try to force people to use them, like those places that try to tell you to scan a bar code on your phone to see the menu instead of just getting a physical menu.
Here's hoping these things won't interrupt me constantly when placing an order and then fuck it up because the wagie was never trained how to fucking listen and can't be bothered to push the pictures on their ipad correctly
>go to mcdonalds >they have the row of kiosks sitting there >signs pointing to it >go and stand next to the register anyway and make them take my order
you WILL make small talk with me and you WILL hear me complain that they don't serve hashbrowns 24/7 anymore
this is great for autists like myself
I'm ready for it. I went to McDonalds yesterday and a downie took my order and he wouldn't understand what I was saying to him.
>"DOOOO YOU NEE-NEED ANYTHING ELSE??"
>No, thank you.
>"D-DOOO YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE"
>No.
>downie stares at me for a few seconds before giving me my tray
/this
half those naggers couldn't read much less understand me. nothing of value lost
I hate the human race all you do in your free time is make fun of retards on the internet
>go to mcdonalds
>some indecisive boomer is fiddling with the kiosk
>walk past him and go to the counter
>order my shit in like 10 seconds, show my app with the code for my discount
>get my food
>leave
>boomer still fiddling with the kiosk
One time i went to the counter to pick up a mobile order and nobody in the kitchen would acknowledge me. I flag someone down and they tell me if i want to order food i have to use the kiosk behind me. naggers physically would not take an order because they had a little kiosk.
ideally we will be moving to a pod future where I never need to leave my touchscreen-lined pod or have to interact with another human in any capacity. This brings us one step closer to that ideal.
You can do this now. VR headset + get all your shit delivered. You just need a work from home gig and you are all set to hikki up. Or fuck, you can 100% build a touchscreen lined pod if you want to. Dudes build their own plane/car sims all the time. Just get a couple of PCs and link em up to run it all.
>go to restaurant
>nagger has smashed the kiosk
>no one at the counter
>leave
https://www.tiktok.com/@cropmore/video/7172681443913501995
this, also mods gonna ban you for saying what we all know out loud
kiosks have been pretty common in fast food for a while now in the UK. they're fine, but i try not to waste my money on that sort of food anyway unless i really need some instant sloppa.
Taco Bell tried it, back in '95 and it worked great. Must not have been popular though. I have no idea why. It was a lot faster and more accurate, to punch in my own order, rather than try to explain to some mexican-speaking 'hood rat, exactly what I wanted.
every cashier replaced with a kiosk and an armed guard to keep naggers from smashing it
Ayoo were my bix nood mfugg food at
*Smash smash smash*
with the rise of kiosks maybe it's a good time to invest a little money in armed guard companies
Armed guards are more expensive to staff than cashiers if you need armed guards to make the kiosks work they won't use kiosks.
that's assuming any of these decisions are made logically
>corporate decides to install kiosks because da future and also fuck paying people
>spends millions developing, testing, and installing said kiosks
>uh oh, the idea was fucked from the beginning and all the kiosks are getting smashed to shit
>too much money poured into this though so just throw more at it and hope it gets fixed
>wants to talk to fast food mouth breathers instead of doing it online or hitting a few buttons on a machine
How old are you? It's not a bar or restaurant, they're not refilling your drink, serving you a beer, advising you on the menu. I'm pretty old and I don't see the point of not using this. How old are you?
Generally I oppose technology, but fast food consumers are subhumans and this will probably hasten them to their deaths so I’m all for it.
The average mouth-breather doesn't even wash his hands after using the toilet, so I shan't be touching any public kiosk. Either I use a mobile app on my phone to order or I tell a wagie what I want.
thankfully i only had a mild head injury as a kid and not a major one so my brain mostly works and im disgusted by the slop they sell at burger king
Black folks are going to destroy those things, just for fun. We all know it.
You're not even the first person to say that in this thread. Just for fun, have an original thought.
It's great, I refuse to order if there's no kiosk. You have access to the full menu, know the exact price, can minmax, and you skip the retards who don't know what they want.
lol they are already failing at this, I've noticed a lot of places now are understaffed and have to close their lobbies and are drive thru only, so they are missing out on a lot of business.
The american places will ultimately go under for refusing to serve their very own customers. They'll be replaced by foreigners: pho/ramen/asian, arab/halal, etc. Apparently, these people are more interested in trying to earn a living than american establisments.
They closed their lobbies due to the memedemic and never reopened them because the only people who go inside fast food restaurants now are hobos there to nap and use the free wifi.
I am desperately afraid that the further hollowing out of jobs due to automation is going to collapse society.
We live in a decaying world. Only by accepting and detaching can one maintain a peaceful mind.
And that's a good thing
The Netherlands has had Smullers vending machines for ages, and don't get me started on Japan's vending machines. Why is America behind the times in literally everything?
>Why is America behind the times in literally everything?
you fucking know why. everyone fucking knows why.
does the answer start with the letter "N"?
i hate "kids"
The only thing that is stopping me from using kiosks is they don't take cash and the app is usually cheaper. Those and the food is shit and overpriced.
The more frustrating thing will be when restaurants try to force people to use them, like those places that try to tell you to scan a bar code on your phone to see the menu instead of just getting a physical menu.
Wow it is just like using the app (they even let you log in!) except with no discounts, I love capitalism
Touchscreen kiosks are smeared with human waste, no thanks.
>he thinks the nog handling his food has washed his hands
Just think of it as steeling your stomach
I'm not eating fast food again until it's prepared and served entirely by robots. Been food poisoned too many times, never again.
Here's hoping these things won't interrupt me constantly when placing an order and then fuck it up because the wagie was never trained how to fucking listen and can't be bothered to push the pictures on their ipad correctly
>go to mcdonalds
>they have the row of kiosks sitting there
>signs pointing to it
>go and stand next to the register anyway and make them take my order
you WILL make small talk with me and you WILL hear me complain that they don't serve hashbrowns 24/7 anymore
good
they should replace all burger flipping homosexuals with machines that actually know how to cook too
Wish they had them here in mexico city im visiting. Beaners speak no english here.
Why are you going inside? why arent you just ordering on the app and picking up at drive thru?
>having a phone