The world's best chef is coming for dinner

What will you cook for Him?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The world's best chef
    Pic of Gordon "Ungrilled Cheese" Ramsay

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buckle up, chucklefrick, we're making sloppy joes.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna serve him a plate of Hollandaise sauce and tell him that it's scrambled eggs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do love some holiday sauce on toast

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably linguini and clams with garlic bread, and a glass of whatever nicest wine I have lying around. Even if he didn't like it I'd probably get a kick out of it if he just exploded autistically at how I should've been out digging fresh clams instead of mixing Bumblebee into my store bought spaghetti and dried herbs. Doubt that'd happen though, most chefs I know only get surly when you try to one up them or imply you know better than they do, and watching Gordon's shows kinda shows you the same thing

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Delicious wiener meat sandwiches

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A shitty "grilled cheese" sandwich.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >band rehearsal starts
      NOW WE ALL LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
      THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS GRILLED CHEESE
      >holds up two blocks of cheese that have never been used for grilled cheese before
      BEAUTIFUL
      >taps knife on board
      THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
      >puts knife away and taps different knife
      BIG LONG SLICES
      >cuts off the rind
      LITERALLY CUT OFF
      >exasperated breath
      ... THE RIND
      >cuts cheese further
      NICE LONG LUSCIOUS BRICKS OF CHEESE
      MAKE SURE THE BREAD IS NOT TOO THIN
      >cuts half the loaf off
      BIT OF BUTTAH
      >butters
      SALT
      >salts bread
      >layers cheese on bread
      TAILOR MAKE IT
      >cuts cheese again
      NOW THE SECRET IS...
      >pulls out bowl of already made kimchi out of nowhere
      HOMEMADE KIMCHI
      >starts dumping it all over
      BREATHTAKING
      >camera pans to a fire
      TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
      >dumps oil in pan
      >mumbles beautiful
      NOW PUSH THAT DOWN
      >smashes grilled cheese down in pan
      ON IN SHE GOES
      PUT SOME WEIGHT ON THERE
      >buttered bread sticks to spatula
      >struggles to get it off
      >clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
      GOOD
      >smoke shooting out of pan
      TURN IT OVER
      >cheese hasnt melted
      PUSH THAT DOWN
      >squeezes grilled cheese down with rag
      NICE AND CRISPY
      >puts it back in
      >takes it out
      PUSH IT DOWN
      >desperate to make cheese melt
      HELPS CHEESE NICE AND MELTED
      >puts pan back in
      >elevates the flavor
      >takes pan out
      THAT BEAUTIFUL... GRILLED CHEESE
      >burnt bread
      >cheese still hasn't melted
      BEAUTIFUL
      >back in the kitchen
      THE CHEESE HAS MELTED
      >cheese can't be seen on screen
      >taps knife against board
      AND THIS...
      >tries to cut the sandwich
      CRISPY
      >struggles to cut through the sandwich
      >involves both his hands
      >reveals cross section
      BEAUTIFUL
      >cheese hasn't melted at all
      OH MY GOODNESS ME
      >taps knife again
      >slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
      OH MY GOD
      >blows
      >visibly struggles to take a bite
      >chews
      >shakes his head with contempt
      OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLE
      >struggles on another bite
      WOW
      SO GOOD
      >ramsay buys a house in tasmania
      >guitar solo

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pic unrelated?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unopened can of chef boyardee

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where is he? Is he hiding behind Gordo?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pingas

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The most amazing seasoning, incredible.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ill sear a steak in a nonstick pan with olive oil just like he taught me to.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Microwave hotdog, no bun. Brown mustard will be made available.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd shit in a bag of Fritos, squirt a decorative layer of mayonnaise con limon on top and watch him gush over my authentic ethic "street food"

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beans n toast, americano with lawry's

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd put some mustard on my hand and punch him in the dick. Authentic street food.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's the chef
    he's doing the cooking

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lamb sauce

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make him a meal from a superior chef's (such as J. Kenji Lopez-Alt) cookbook

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd provide him with Marco Pierre white heart on a plate. I know he wants it. He wants the guy's heart on a plate. I would season it with simply salt and pepper on the heart. He would be happy then. But probably just marco alone is not enough. He would want his sons' hearts on platters as well. He would not consume the hearts but would rather watch someone do so. I do not condone the eating of the Whites' hearts.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you duplicating threads now?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Left over chili from last week, under heated, with stale corn chips and a kraft slice on top.
    bon appétit

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a knuckle sandwich 🙂

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After I'm done shooing Gordon Ramsay out the door with a swift brooming, I'll settle in and start making a French duck with some homemade bread for my mom because she's the world's best chef.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The world's best chef is coming for dinner
    I'm having dinner with myself?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody resurrected Escoffier? Why wasn't I informed?
    Nvm, somebody managed to resurrect people? How?

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