They be like "we perfected Italian food" and then do things like this

They be like "we perfected Italian food" and then do things like this

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would smash

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the filename on that picture doesnt lie holy shit

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it that putting the same ingredients that gone onto a real pizza into a package to be cooked at home creates some of the most vile tasting monstrosities? You know how much money NY could make if they could just package that shit from their pizzerias and then ship it all over the country? Enough money to make Brooklyn make Seoul look like Haiti.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      totinos tastes just like israelite York pizza

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not in the slightest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but anon, that's a finished pizza in a regional style from Ohio

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm from Ohio, like hell we put unmelted pre-shredded cheese on our pizzas

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ohio Valley–style pizza is a pizza made with cold toppings sprinkled over a square crust that has been covered with a sweet tomato sauce. It originated in Steubenville, Ohio and is served in parts of Ohio, Pennsylvania and West Virginia, mostly in and near the Ohio Valley region of those states.
          Oh, I guess it's more of a redneck thing than strictly Ohio. You're still skibidi for being so Ohio tho frfr.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which European ancestry would this have catered towards? My question the Dutch.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WHO IS THE KING OF AKRON?!?!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same I've never seen this before and I'm from Ohio

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be like
    ooga booga

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the unmelted cheese autistic?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We perfected Italian food.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that is BURNT!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Burnt cheese is the tastiest thing ever created.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We perfected Italian food.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we perfected italian food

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PEAK pizza
    Anyone who disagrees is a homosexual

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No you don't because americans can't replicate italian toppings with the same quality, not even in Italy you will have good pizza cheese unless it's from Campania. That said, pizza is almost always good.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would eat the everloving dicks out of that

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This picture made me angry. Did they cook the dough and the sauce, then throw pepproni and cheese on it?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea but with the corners you get more pizza.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But we did perfect Italian food. The Tour of Italy is perfect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      önestly that looks amazing :[

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's white people my man, don't even bother.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pizza isn't white people food
      The absolute state of this board

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