they just feel satisfying to eat.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i would describe the taste as voluminous yet lean

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the skin is supposed to be black , they are still green ( yeah, that's an oxymoroon )

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          interesting.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's Hass, so I know how they are supposed to look and feel when they are ready

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you would say you have the authority to make that verdict?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's common sense, not sure how you like your avocadoes. You might be one of those weird guys who put sugar on it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >put sugar on it
                why would you do that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My grandma used to do that sometimes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >voluminous yet lean
        Avocados are mostly fat

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they make my throat tingly and my lips puff up

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that feel when you sink a chef knife into the pit

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people eat cados seasoned or in recipes? I just cut them open and eat them as they are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      both dude, what kimd of question is that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        calm the FRICK down idiot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cados just get me so excited
          would you like to stand ass to ass and repeatedly pass an avocado pit between our sphincters?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            get the fukc out of my thread immediately

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              a simple no would have sufficed

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Straightest Californian thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >straight
      >californian
      hahaha

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine breeding a really long avocado, like 10 inches long or so
    you carve out the pit from the bottom and stick your dick inside
    the creamy wetness squeezing your member from all sides at once, leg-locking your into ejaculating inside of it

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need a little something. I refuse to pay $3/pop for something that's 50% pit, 25% rind, and needs a little something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you weren't poor do you think you would feel differently?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I were rich, I wouldn't be eating a fruit mass produced by mexicans. Stop posing lil guy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          now what do you have against mehicans?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're poor. I don't eat things touched by poor hands.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              fair enough

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even if I were wealthy well beyond my current (still fresh) financial security, avocados would be a rare purchase. They're a fantastic vehicle for salt, cumin, chili and lime, but so's beef.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >well beyond my current (still fresh) financial security
          but who asked for your economical status?
          Where do you think this insecurity comes from?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fear, it's what keeps governments and financial institutions in buisness.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The question was if I were poor would I feel the same about avocados. I felt this way when I was poor. I feel the same now that I could afford to eat them every day. I don't like them enough to pay for them.
            My financial security had many factors. My personal insecurities share many of those factors.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test to see if im banned

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can eat the pit in addition to the flesh. Nutritious. Nutty.

    Also great for messing with squirrels. They have a hard time managing them and it peeves them off.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sugar free banana with almond flavor

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