Things Brits don't understand

Lemonade
Imagine being British and never being able to enjoy a refreshing glass of lemonade on a hot summer's day
No lemonade is not Sprite, bongs

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you make a whisky sour and intentionally leave out the whisky?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fwoo quad quads I'll drink to that

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I love lemonade especially mixed with sweet tea combine that with a simple sammich on white bread and some chips god damn...... esp enjoyed eaten outside... frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >God I love lemonade
      >especially mixed
      then it's not lemonade.
      one drop rule applies to food.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brits don't understand the concept of not getting invaded, overrun and eradicated by pakis

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >While carbonated water was invented by Joseph Priestley in 1767 (with his pamphlet Directions for Impregnating Water with Fixed Air published in London in 1772),[7] the first reference found to carbonated lemonade was in 1833 when the drink was sold in British refreshment stalls.[8] R. White's Lemonade has been sold in the UK since 1845.[9]

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >insult America
    >they start screeching about Britain

    Always a laugh given that I've never been to Europe. If you're wondering, bongs, why Americans are always seething about Britain it's because they assume every non-American on the internet who can speak fluent English is British.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just assume it's because they're angry hispanics with too much corn syrup in their brain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Americans
        >Angry hispanics with too more corn syrup in their brains

        Correct.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Recipe me twit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lemon juice, water, sugar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The chef jhon,,john?
      JON? recipe on the youtube.
      "state fare lemonade" or some shit

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, your idea of lemonade is effectively lemon cordial. It's considered a cheap substitute. Probably like how you would view a lemon flavoured Kool Aid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah, your idea of lemonade is effectively lemon cordial.
      Lol what?
      It's 2024 and Brits have no idea what lemonade is
      Maybe I prefer it that way
      It's one of the few things you haven't stolen

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We know what lemonade is you fricking morons (yanks and bongs itt)

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone tried making Elderflower lemonade?

    Don't make the bullshit you'll find on google where they just dump in lemon slices and honey, make a proper state fair lemonade with Oleo-Saccharum and the works(maybe used a couple of grapefruit too) then you use the Elderflower water to water down the syrup.

    Shit's fricking amazing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related is the only lemonade you ever need.

      Never made elderflower lemonade but have made elderflower martinis and they were pretty good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I make a couple of batches every summer, there's elder trees all over the place so I just pick a bag full of fresh elderflowers

        I made Lynchburg Lemonade with it once but the Jack Danlies kinda kills the more subtle elderflower which is already fighting to get noticed among all the citrus fruits

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No Elderflower where I live so I have to get the concentrated syrup from IKEA. Probably doesn't compare to what you make fresh but I make do with what I can get.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    French lemonade, done in the old way, is the only decent lemonade.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: a bunch of moronic brown people act smug over the fact that they don't know what lemonade is while seething about Britain for some unknown, apparently unrelated reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bongistan then. have poos fricked up any british fare like they did fruit cups or omelets?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Come back when you speak English

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          id tell you to eat shit poojish poothriyar, but thatd be redundant

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >british
    >hot summer day
    kek those homosexuals get anything more than eighty degrees and they start pissing and moaning

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IT MUST BE THE AMERICANS!
    >PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE? AMERICAN!
    >YOU'RE AMERICAN! YOU'RE AMERICAN!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the english answer to lemonade is gin and tonic, not sprite

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