third worlder trying kfc for the first time, what get?

So apparently there's a KFC in my country now. It keeps showing up in american media, so i figured i'd try it. I know literally nothing and have no one to ask what's since no one i knoow went to it.

what is good?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    get original recipe chicken, fries and gravy: that's the quintessential KFC meal. maybe some popcorn chicken if you want more than just one meal
    I don't like their burgers personally, there are much better chicken burgers around

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's special about their fries? Literally every place has fries.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nothing special it just seems incomplete to me without fries

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In my country they have some tasty salt (probably msg) that gives them a unique taste but I'm not sure if it's the same everywhere else.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The fries are transient, they exist in different forms depending on the region, they're not very special. Some might say the mashed potatoes are better but it's up to personal opinion. I don't think the fries are important.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick gets fries at kfc homie its the 8 piece with bikkies mashed tates gravy and green beans holy frick kill all yankees TODAY

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's special about their fries? Literally every place has fries.

      >fries
      >quintessential kfc
      kfc didn't even have fries until a few years ago. you're supposed to get mashed potatoes and biscuits with your chicken.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        KFC had fries back in the 80s I'm pretty sure
        They used to be batter-dipped they were glorious

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          idk about the 80s but from the 90s until a few years ago they had potato wedges. I don't think they were on colonel sander's original menu at least.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah in the 80s and 90s I think the potato wedges started in the 00s, they were a real downgrade
            If you miss the potato wedges, though, Wendy's serves them on their breakfast menu now
            I say with 95% confidence they're the exact same potato wedges
            They taste different because they are fried in Wendy's oil, not KFC oil, but the base wedge is the same

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Go at the touch screen machine whatever the frick they are called "wagie replacement machine" or some shit, and look for stuff that its in discount/promozione.
    After that try a little of bit of everything. Avoid hamburgers cause they are not that special, get them later when you have money to blow.
    Try all the sauces, try the chicken tender, the popcorn chicken, try everything but avoid burgers for now if you dont have money to blow.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who dont have 5 dollaridoos for a burger

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    get the original or extra crispy bucket with mashed potatoes and gravy with some biscuits

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >with mashed potatoes and gravy
      DON'T get the mashed potatoes. They're awful. I've never found worse mashed potatoes anywhere in the world. It's like KFC buys special potatoes that are specially grown to be used as wallpaper paste.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You can't ask Americans for help with this because KFC in America sucks and doesn't have any of the cool shit you'll get

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So what is the cool shit? In KFC Brazil, at least.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'd get that Big Box Kentucky Chicken BBO

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a combination plate with at least Original Recipe chicken, the mushy mac n' cheese, and a couple of biscuits. No need for a bucket and whole orders of sides unless you're a disgusting fat shit.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what get
    Obesity and hypertension most likely.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GET THAT SPICY HOT RECIPE CHICKEN PIECE BUCKET Black person
    FRICK THE OG RECIPE
    GO SPICY OR GO HOME YOU HOMO

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A bucket of hotwing. Crispy strips are nice too for variety. The chocolate hazelnut milkshake is my favourite fast food chain milkshake. I never buy anything else at this place.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, ordered a bucket with "the secret recipe"

    It was a fricking disappointment. I couldn't taste a single "spice", much less 11. It tastes like completely normal chicken.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      KFC bamboozles another!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can blame all the damn shows and cartoons and animus talking about KFC like it tastes special

        I could have bought four kilos of chicken and made a much stronger spice myself with the money I spent on this.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I could have bought four kilos of chicken and made a much stronger spice myself with the money I spent on this.
          Yes. You paid for the convenience and time saved of having someone else make it for you. Welcome to fast food thirdie.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            > You paid for the convenience and time saved of having someone else make it for you.
            No, i paid for the fricking spices. What i was promised 11 herbs and spices. What i got didn't even have salt. It tasted like plain fricking chicken. I specifically picked the 'heaviest seasoning' option.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kfc hasn't used the colonel's recipe for the better part of a century.
      he actually licensed it out to a couple other companies, Grace and Marion Kay

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The KFC I visited in a developing country (Thailand in 2007) was superior to KFC in the States but wasn't as good as the fried chicken the Thai maccas had. But just get a two piece combo with biscuit and whatever side seems good to you.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw only way to get Extra Crispy is by getting the spicy version
    I want to kill whatever marketing homosexual made this happen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just have a nice day at least they'll be one less homosexual in the world

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Grocery store bakeries have better fried chicken than kfc, these days.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What country are you from?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Get a bucket of fried chicken and down it with kentucky bourbon whisky

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