> this and a soft boiled egg

> this and a soft boiled egg
better than raw sex with your wife better than sliding my pulsing thick , hard

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dont be ashamed of premature posting, happens to a lot of guys your age

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >raw sex with your wife
    wife sex is the lowest form of sex
    the cringiest thing ever is a coworker bragging about how he was fricking his wife last night
    Its not like there is any conquest left in that act
    no one cares and no one wants to hear about it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      alright buddy, how about go easy on the body spray next time eh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i like watching shrewy little frumps like you shrivel away while coworkers and i try to outdo each other with daily stories about the fricked up sex things we did with our wives the previous night.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So many of you guys in every workplace embarrassing yourselves while everyone else facepalms when your back is turned

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          damn, hadn't thought about developing an insecurity that some homosexual at work may be facepalming
          thats wild

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are not self aware enough to be insecure so no need to worry

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              sounds like youre overdoing it then
              never heard of someone trying to sound cool by projecting their social anxiety onto others

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No one in this thread thinks they are cool besides you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >conquest
      You're a predator and I would not allow you to talk to my daughter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me youre low t without telling me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ooh a tough guy, huh? I'll bet you're not a lard ass terminally online loser, you're definitely that one gigachad meme, please impregnate my wife.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            methinks thoust protest to much
            i bet you really do want a stranger from the internet to breed your wifus
            This is the problem with long term monogamy , you get so sick of normal sex that you become a degenerate with all sorts of fetishes

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >t. eggplant emoji

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >monogamy bad
              >non-monogamy a dangerous fetish
              You've talked yourself into a corner you can never escape, big mouth.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Never said monogamy bad, just married guys bragging about sex that involves zero victory is bad.
                Married guys should not be bragging over the lowest accomplishment you can have

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Married guys should not be bragging over the lowest accomplishment you can have
                you say this but my workplace is full of no-love doomers. it ain't that hard but most normalhomosexuals have failed at it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But I AM your daughter, dad.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Luke you are not my daugher , i tole you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's Lucia now and yes. I. AM!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the poast vagootis so show me it matches yur mom

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't get bottom surgery yet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shalom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the coworker is bragging about is not the sex but about having a stable marriage.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only reason its stable is because they repeat the "happy wife , happy life " mantra constantly so they dont feel bad about pretending to agree with every chunk of feminist bullshit the fat wife spews

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >fat feminist wife
          What if mine is thin and thinks feminists are stupid?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon that real doll you keep under the best is not a wife

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              bed not best

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              bed not best

              I've never even seen a RealDoll™ and I think sex toys are silly, anyway.
              No, she legit thinks feminists are dumb, especially white ones. Not that this is about feminism but this shows her disdain towards white girls in general: when she was pregnant, she told me about some white girl she works with named Kylie (because of course her fricking name is Kylie) who asked her about her birthing plan and she had to try her best not to laugh in the poor girl's face.
              She told me about it that evening and dismissed the whole thing as "white girl shit," a label she categorises feminism under along with smoothie bowls and scented candles.
              I met Kylie. She's basically pumpkin spice latte in human form.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So you are a race mixer?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm already mixed race and so is my dad (Asian/White) so I see no issue in mixing further.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well if I am to ever marry , my family is going to expect it to be a liberal white woman.
                No thanks

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love doing the Jjajang with slices of steak.
    My last meal would be seared Black Angus USDA Prime strip steak, Jjajangmyeon, 6 raw oysters, ripe Taleggio with crackers, a bowl of mixed olives, pistachio gelato, and a bottle of Belgian Tripel.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so better than nothing

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally the worst flavor. Carbo is where it's at.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      am OP, first time I tried this I thought it was ass but second time was completely different for me so I half agree. Also completely agree carbo is delicious also with a soft boiled egg

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does this flavor compare to the spicy chicken flavor?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird. Samyang makes two types of jjajang noodles, and the one in your pic tastes pretty good, but the other is some of the foulest shit I've ever had the displeasure of eating. Not sure how that happened.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fyi mixing the egg first then slowly pouring it in will make a much better result than just cracking it in.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They had these on managers special for $4/pk
    I got the corn ones. Lady in front of me at the till had some pink one and a red one but idk wtf they were.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one asked?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No one asked you to say that no one asked?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s a valid point ngl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just had the corn one for lunch (with added corn). Was good but aren't these supposed to be super spicy or is the corn one just toned down? Are the others the same spice level cuz this one was just barely normal spicy to me.
      I eat spicier stuff than this regularly.
      I really enjoyed the sweetcorn flavour it had, tho, so I might go back to that store later and see if they have others.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know OP, I enjoy sex with your wife more than insta noodle, especially ass to mouth

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The body is gone. I love you ck. But now it's time for me to go TO THE FLAMES.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do this mean broh?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's having delusions from going way beyond his spice tolerance.
        He will probably be okay.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wifes awesome I respect her were best friends and if eating these noodles is as good as having sex with her I will add 200 to my cart rn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what a homosexual

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