>this confuses the european mind

>this confuses the european mind

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    obviously, if im having a few beers i dont want some fricking celery

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The celery is the side to the side dish.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That buttermilk chicken? had those, they were delicious. Paired well with fries and some nice beers.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for Europeans who haven't tasted the sweet nectar lifeblood that is Ranch Dressing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ranch is for homos. Real men eat blue cheese dressing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        true. but ranch is third after honey mustard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is it that people in texas and California dip their pizza in ranch dressing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because it tastes incredible. provided its good ranch. can't be no hidden valley shit. got to be from a place that does ranch well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's way more widespread than that and for longer. Ranch is like the new ketchup. you see low-class people all over the place dousing shit in ranch. 20+ years ago they were ketchup people.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people at my school growing up used to dip hot cheetos into cream cheese

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every basic b***h in highschool wouldn't be caught dead without that combo and a Starbucks that took em all day to drink

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Every basic b***h in highschool wouldn't be caught dead without that combo and a Starbucks that took em all day to drink
            What da fug?
            These days all you need is a Stanley cup

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i think its mostly at school where there were a lot of mexicans to be honeset

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i think its mostly at school where there were a lot of mexicans to be honeset
                To be honesete, the mexicans at my school ate burritos that contained flaming hot cheetos and cream cheese
                And by "mexicans" I mean "people of color"
                and by "people of color" I mean enwords

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like pizza in ranch but I do dip the cheesy bread in ranch. It's pretty awesome tbh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because they’re disgusting lardasses. The pizza is also of extremely low quality.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people do that in the midwest too, sometimes with blue cheese dip, and usually only dipping the crust

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ranch is just heavy cream seasoned with powdered vegetables, nothing special

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's made with mayonnaise and buttermilk, moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >devours gallons of ranch dressing
      >gets explosive diarrhea because he has barley any european blood left from all the race mixing
      you pitiable mulatto...

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    celery is gross

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    celery is only good for cleansing the palate but some fresh, crispy carrot sticks can really elevate an order of buffalo wings to a new level

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i do, ive watched enough episodes of countdown. but you still sound like gay

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it was good i'm not gonna lie. some people even made sandwiches with bagels and cream cheese and put the hot cheetos inside

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is what biden is trying to take away from you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything about this image speaks heaven. From the food to the beer to the green grass. It's been so long since I've enjoyed the great outdoors.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that fish in the foil?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eating 4 shitty burgers by yourself?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    to be honest i watch the normal one more than 8/10 cats, it is pretty fricking good though i just hate that homosexual they always get on.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    europoors will never understand the pleasure of stamping your sandwich bread with the flag of your forefathers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isn't eating the flag (plus all the other things you do with it eg sitting on it, wiping your face with it, wearing it on your balls etc) disrespectful?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i heard the liberals and europeans want us to drink kombucha and eat broccoli
    no thanks.
    they don't want to find out what happens if they dont let me have my mike's hard lemonade and slice of square za

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are any countries other than the US so jingoistic that they make their own flags out of food?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i put american flags in all my food because we make it best

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If Americans were not so desperate of showing how they are great, maybe it would be possible to pretend you are something, but this begging too pathetic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In any country more jingoistic than the US it would be an imprisonable offence.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Italians do it a ton. In fact, I suspect most of the bizarre jingoism inherent to the modern US is traceable to their Italian and German heritage, furthermore ultimately stemming from the psychic damage of the fall of the Romans.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my brother got arrested when he flew into europe just for bringing some chicken nuggets and a gun with him
    i guess it's illegal to have non-soy nuggets in europe
    having some chicky nuggies now in honor of him while he serves his sentence

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this erodes the American's sanity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the europoors seethe for they will never know the joy of delicious buffalo wings with crunchy celery and creamy tangy ranch.

      if you think americans arent dumping buckets of oil vinegar cream sauce onto chicago deep dish slices at 4000cal a slice then i dont think youve been paying attention

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    America has the greatest food in the world

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The greatest food in the world belongs to no country - for it is the sea turtle, whose nation is the waves.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man frick the ocean. What has it ever done for us?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Give it time. Eventually some food columnist will discover it, declare it artisanal and pretty soon it'll be in every walmart next to the jicama.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No but this shit does.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i still have never eaten chicken and waffles lol. lolos chicken and waffles is right up the street and i seer em on menus all the time but it just doesnt seem that good. im a chicken fried steak kinda guy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >waffles is right up the street and i seer em on menus all the time but it just doesnt seem that good.
        If it's done well, they're amazing, but too places have jumped on the bandwagon and just frick it up . They just throw a few frozen chicken fingers on top of a cold waffle and call it a day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it doesn't confuse me it's just kind of grotesque. like yeah no shit fried chicken will taste good with sweet pastry, adding sugar to stuff makes it taste good 90% of the time. i can just tell that it will make me feel like absolute shit afterwards so it doesnt appeal to me

        >no shit fried chicken will taste good with sweet pastry
        >adding sugar to stuff makes it taste good 90% of the time
        No, this just looks like a terrible combination.

        A good chicken and waffles is delicious and does not make you feel bad afterward.
        But it's becoming harder to find places that do it well. I don't bother taking the risk half the time I see it on the menu unless I've gotten a feel for the place before.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lots of people serving dry ass chicken

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't confuse me it's just kind of grotesque. like yeah no shit fried chicken will taste good with sweet pastry, adding sugar to stuff makes it taste good 90% of the time. i can just tell that it will make me feel like absolute shit afterwards so it doesnt appeal to me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no shit fried chicken will taste good with sweet pastry
        >adding sugar to stuff makes it taste good 90% of the time
        No, this just looks like a terrible combination.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone cares or is interested in studying local foods, I grew up in south texas and the stuff i'm mostly addicted to is buffalo wings, lasagna, chili cheese burritos, frito pies, chili cheese fries, and hamburger helper. Maybe it's just a preference thing though. And no i'm not 700 pounds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just say you eat goyslop

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember that when you're arguing with an Amerifat, THIS is what they were raised on
    they receive so little nutrition in early life that their brains never properly develop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is hella nutrition in that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        calories != nutrition

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that a turkey burger on a sub roll?
      No we did not grow up eating that.
      Also go on and post your garden I'll wait.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the first anti-american post that has ever gotten to me
      i literally had a burger with mac and cheese on the side for dinner

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer coleslaw as a side
        Mac and cheese should just be its own entree

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >THIS is what they were raised on
      No american would accept a burger in a crusty bun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I find the portion of that mac and cheese irritating. Looks like the standard box mac and cheese, not even gourmet.

      Do you realize how much a box of mac and cheese makes? That portion is about 1/8th of the entire box. It makes me think you are at a homeless shelter or you fed the rest of the large portion to children.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm making chicken wings tonight, but I don't fry them I make like 30 in my convection oven along with potato wedges.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm American and I don't understand this.

    This however, I get.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's because you're underage

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >mixed from the packet
    You haven't lived until you've made a pilgrimage with a bucket to collect Ranch Dressing from the actual buttermilk spring in Hidden Valley, California. It's the only good thing to come from that state.

    https://i.imgur.com/815fFBy.jpg

    are any countries other than the US so jingoistic that they make their own flags out of food?

    Canadian companies put their goofy leaf on American things and think that makes it somehow Canadian. Individuals in Canada don't make things that look like their flag because they don't know how to make their leaf not look like a squashed spider.

    https://i.imgur.com/yXElq6Z.jpg

    my brother got arrested when he flew into europe just for bringing some chicken nuggets and a gun with him
    i guess it's illegal to have non-soy nuggets in europe
    having some chicky nuggies now in honor of him while he serves his sentence

    Why did he let them arrest him? He had a gun, that should have been enough to get half the continent to surrender to him.

    isn't eating the flag (plus all the other things you do with it eg sitting on it, wiping your face with it, wearing it on your balls etc) disrespectful?

    Only if there's obvious disrespectful intent. Otherwise it's seen as you wanting to commune with the flag and become one with it. Very inspiring.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's not a plate full of bugs and twigs.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    buffaro ring only made it to Australia about 5-6 years ago, and 9/10 times it's completely fricked. These Chinese and Indonesian fry cooks cannot fathom the concept at all. When you see "buffalo wings" on the menu, tt's either wings doused in sriracha, or wings doused in Franks (or some facsimile) but mixed with honey and soy. The cannot fricking leave the goddamn recipe alone because it shatters their worldview.

    Found a pub in Sydney which makes them *properly* and introduced all my friends to how b'lo wings are meant to be. One of them worked in a restaurant and taught the cooks how to do it, and when he tried his first buffalo chicken sandwich it was fricking honey soy buffalo. Thurdies in the kitchen just stood there perplexed like morons.

    Meh apparently they all got deported during covid so we're even I GUESS.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I live in Texas and have tried the local grocery brand of frozen buffalo wings. Every bite feels like fat and skin. Anyways my point is that you should instead buy fresh wings from the store and make your own buffalo sauce.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah, that's the way. BUT it's nice to grab a box of buffalo wings with your pizza or at the pub sometimes as well. I can't be BYOBW everywhere I go

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does anyone know why they end up with that jelly consistency? Is it the freezing process or is it just poor quality chicken being used?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's gotta be freezing. You can't have firm crispy food whence frozen, especially when you're just putting it in an oven and not searing hot oil

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Every single chicken wing and tendie you've eaten at a restaurant/bar was frozen. Freezing is not the problem it's something specific to what they do to mass produce them for retail outlets.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              anon, the shikken huang at WingStop™ may have been frozen, but they were fried in oil and then tossed in sauce. Same goes with breaded wings or tendies, they may have been frozen but were battered and fried in-situ.

              When you buy a bag of wings already coated and sauced and meant to be reheated in the oven, it is not the same thing at all.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You or that anon stated freezing is the problem. I do not believe this is so but tomorrow at work I will cook then toss a tendie in sauce then freeze and cook it again to see how it compares to a frozen then fried and tossed and sauced then dried up under a heat lamp and tossed again tendie and report back with the results.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just make sure the frozen tendies are re-cooked in an oven

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And make sure you freeze them longtime, frozen straight through at least 24 hours. [...]

                Look guy, I might be a mentally ill moron but even I have my limits. i can't hide a fricking fully cooked and sauced chicken tender anywhere in the freezer except the floors under the shelves. I will put a frozen and tossed tendie in the convection oven to represent the air fryer gays.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And make sure you freeze them longtime, frozen straight through at least 24 hours.

                Just make sure the frozen tendies are re-cooked in an oven

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frozen wings vary considerably. Walmarts own GV brand weren't bad. The kind you had to shake on the dry rub yourself are a PIYA. Their fresh made deli wings are the best though. Purdue's frozen are edible but look like they came off a bantam and there were hardly any in a bag.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dry rub yourself
          >PIYA
          I think you might be doing something wrong. Also with the food.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the american mind cannot comprehend this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw the donner party

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >How does one deep fry something that's already sauced
    you don't anon - you sear the meat and then toss in oil. that's all I was saying.

    the point is, frozen wings are already cooked and sauced and then you're meant to re-cook them in an oven and it comes out garbage

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cant afford to eat out anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cant afford to eat out

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So why are Americans so insecure?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like ranch dip to eat with potato chips or cherry tomatos, but plain ranch dressing kind of sucks. the "southwest" version that they give you with bloomin onions is great though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't disagree less

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here's that sauce you wanted you fat frick we just lathered it on the entire thing. what? no you eat it with your hands like an animal
    I do not care for whoever """"invented"""" the concept of these.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your point confuses the european mind

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Caesar dressing > ranch

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That sounds interesting! I'm going to look for seeds now to grow in my garden. 🙂

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no it doesn't

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ABSOLUTELY!
    we Europeans didn't know chicken exist at all!
    Dumb mutt... You are so full of shit it's unbelievable... As if we don't have chickens and therefore never prepared chicken like Pic.
    Who do you think brought the chickens to the USA? The Europeans that founded the later usa. You thought chicken were already there when your forefathers took their first steps on the "new" land?
    American education.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally seething, euros are so funny

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This kills the Am*rican
    now go eat your soaped chicken, b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those are fake veggies

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have never seen this food before and am furious

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are correct. Glazed sticky wings are disgusting. Why would you ruin some good wings with that slop?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'Murican here...what's the point of celery and carrots? why dunk your wings in ranch? i like wings and beer....i just don't understand the other stuff.

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