This is a chicken, it's dead now. I am gonna eat it. That's life: eat or be eaten.

This is a chicken, it's dead now. I am gonna eat it.
That's life: eat or be eaten.
Best way to prepare it, you think?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's dead now.
    source?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no; I want sauce

      Well you gotta drain the blood out first then de-feather it

      got it

      It is freshly dead, right?

      yeah yeah

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man that's sad

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well you gotta drain the blood out first then de-feather it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. You gotta decapitate the chicken and hang it upaide down to drain the blood, then defeather it. There are videos on Youtube going over the process in greater detail.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one time a farmer chopped a chickens head off and let it run around till it flopped over because he was hungry for dinner, only it never flopped over. They named it mike, kept it as a pet, and fed it with sugar water and an eye dropper to drip it down the birds open throat hole. It would still walk around and peck at the ground and everything. It only died because someone forgot to feed it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it died because it choked to death. idk how you typed out that entire paragraph but still managed to be wrong

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/ukirgTY.jpg

            one time a farmer chopped a chickens head off and let it run around till it flopped over because he was hungry for dinner, only it never flopped over. They named it mike, kept it as a pet, and fed it with sugar water and an eye dropper to drip it down the birds open throat hole. It would still walk around and peck at the ground and everything. It only died because someone forgot to feed it

            death was kind of a mix of the two
            the guy looking after it lost/forgot the eye dropper, without it the chicky chocked to death

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how did it know to peck at the ground without a brain?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It had nothing to peck with dumbass. That's why they fed it with an eye dropper

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is freshly dead, right?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every organism will end up being eaten eventually

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to have my body tossed into the vacuum of space so that no animal or bacteria can eat me just to make you incorrect.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know just what a symbiote he already is
        Besides, anon, Why would you want to deny yourself fusion back into the one?
        >frick this fake and gay earth
        Yeah, but how relevant do you think this flash of time really is?
        100 years;1000 years;10,000 years...all gone in the blink of an eye.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will be eaten from the inside by your gut biome.
        That's its last duty, starting decomposition from your intestines outwards.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think he's just sleeping

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's not dead, he's resting.
      He's pining for the fjords.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but has he seen the fnords?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got pictures of sleeping animals from a thread I did awhile ago.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        traffic cone anon, is that you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've been to busy to make threads or even post. But I never stay away forever.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so like uh

            so how does it work, does he just have a pair of garden loppers on standby or what? do they die from the blood rushing to their heads?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Huh, are you in the midwestern united states?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              New England

              so like uh
              [...]

              I haven't settled on a method. I have a spring powered rod that has worked well. I've also just sliced their necks with a sharp knife. I've also failed to stun a duck with a hammer before.
              I've been doing rabbits lately and I'm scaling up to larger mammals soon so I don't think my methodology will be settled anytime soon

              https://i.imgur.com/LmdemZk.jpg

              Based. Here is the aftermath of processing 45 cornish cross. Sending this picture unsolicited and without comment to my friends was pretty funny.

              I usually only do 5-10 at a time but it's mostly been culling not meat production.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ayo I vaguely remember this, I wish ceekay had more of these comfy threads, plese cum back!?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so how does it work, does he just have a pair of garden loppers on standby or what? do they die from the blood rushing to their heads?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Here is the aftermath of processing 45 cornish cross. Sending this picture unsolicited and without comment to my friends was pretty funny.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn! How long did it take to process? how many people helped you out? Do you have a plucking machine?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            3 hours, 2 people, and a single bird plucker. I was able to remove feet, head, guts, and clean in less than 2 minutes towards the end of it all.

            Cornish cross are a lot faster than old hens because all the connective tissue is much weaker.

            I have a commercial fridge that fit them all, so we were able to dry age the birds for a few days. Very tasty.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Impressive work, my friend! Enjoy your delicious chickens!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that scrub daddy has seen some shit

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that roadkill anon?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did you kill it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let's just say something heavy hit it on the head.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you going to drain her blood or not?

        Also this looks like a female leghorn. How old was she? Older laying birds are best for stews.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, it not a goat at least.

          %3D%3D

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is NOT a sure fire way to kill it. You might have just only stunned it. Break the neck or cut it off immediately next time. There's vids on how to use kill cones on youtube.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That's life: eat or be eaten.
    >Best way to prepare for it, what do you think?

    lift, squat, and eat oats. only by perfecting your body and forging muscles of steel can you prevent yourself from being eatten.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And when you're six feet under, the worms will have a feast on those muscles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't think for a moment that a carrot wouldn't feast on your corpse.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to wash it. Everything else is optional, I'd sugest lots of ketchup to soften up the feathers a bit.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That's life: eat or be eaten.
    alright but i dont think there was ever any risk of the chicken eating you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i dont think there was ever any risk of the chicken eating you
      you've never been around chicken then. They would eat you in a heartbeat if they could,(dead or even paralyzed)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dubs and rabbits, too

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the chicken was strong and smart enough to kill and eat you, you fat piece of shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Waaaaaaaaaaaa anon how could you post a dead chicken on here!!! Think of it's family! You are such an insensitive bigot!
      Get the frick off Culinaly, normie scum

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I'm not sensitive I just wish inbred fatsos like you really get what you deserve. Hell you already breath up all my valuable are and continue being fat and dumb all day with no consequences. Shit you probably don't even care about seeing you own dick by looking down ever do you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mental illness.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Correct, that explains you attention prostitute.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >valuable are
          But keep going on about how that Anon is dumb and fat kek projection much?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If chickens were big enough to kill humans we'd have killed them all decades ago. Or captively bred them into their current state.

      We are the masters of this world. Cry about it, homo.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dont forget we would keep some in cages so we can take our kids to go see them

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are we getting dinner pics OP?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a deer. I shot it yesterday and left it for the foxes. One day a cute kitsune girl will arrive at my door thanking me for helping her and her family out when she was young over a hard winter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is the deer going to be ok?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he's fine, just taking a breather.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. It's flesh has fed another, and so continues the circle of life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spicy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the face I make when eating a habanero

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think you'd be the one on the far right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbh I hate when bleeding heart homosexuals get mad when people kill deer. You shot the deer, it died instantly. In the wild, it will get injured and then get eaten alive.

      Having said that Im pissed you didn't eat the deer. At least take the backstrap.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You shot the deer, it died instantly.
        Ideally. Doesn't always actually happen that way though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, at least faster than getting eaten alive. Clearly the deer died in a timely manner if anon saw where it fell

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I shot it near the house with a .22 then it ran down one of my fields. A few hours later I drug it out of the field near the treeline. Didn't live more than 5 or 10 minutes I reckon.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              For sure. Now the more important question.
              WHY THE FRICK DIDNT YOU EAT IT? Hope you had a good reason to shoot it too. Don't get me wrong, I have plenty of bambiBlack folk in my garden and I'm itching to take them out for destroying some of my most expensive crops.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because there are too many of them. They are disease and tick carrying destroyers of new growth forests that also threaten highways and roads. They destroy crops and ruin people's gardens and landscaping.

                It's a full moon tonight and I pritnear want to go out and shoot some more while they walk around in the moonlight like I can't see their silhouettes. Might just do that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least save the meat, if it’s one thing they are good for in your area. Where I live they are more of a rarity so I wouldn’t hunt them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the meat isn't really worth the work, just frickin shoot them and leave.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Idk man I had some venison shot by my neighbor and that shit was better than beef. The venison chops were more tender than filet mignon

                Also, didn't I tell you it was for the foxes? Well the vultures got some too.

                Just take the backstrap and leave the rest.

                who gives a frick if you eat it or not? shooting animals is fun. whats your point?

                Psycho. It's not fun to kill animals. Whether they are for food or a pest, I never have fun killing them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also, didn't I tell you it was for the foxes? Well the vultures got some too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                who gives a frick if you eat it or not? shooting animals is fun. whats your point?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    charcoal grill

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take the backstrap

    I was trying to do something good for the foxes. I wouldn't want my future kitsune gf to think I took the best for myself while giving the rest out of pity.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i remember my dad having to kill our rooster cause it was starting to get old enough to scream in the mornings, and we live in a residential area. my sisters were upset. it tasted very good though

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I also take out about 40 of these a year.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've got kits to take care of.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kitsune gf when?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do foxes eyes be like that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On the front of their faces? Because they're predators. Anything else you're seeing is you projecting human characteristics onto them and anthropomorphizing them in some way.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          their eyes are looking in opposite directions. like the opposite of cross eyed. I thought foxes needed depth perception to hunt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The foxes don't frick with your livestock? I'd think feeding them would attract more and make the situation worse, like when the government pays the cartels to stop doing cartel shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. I want chickens soon though so I have to make a good fence. Just working on getting kitsune gf atm.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One day...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what kind of death wish moron stands there while an obviously rabid carnivore bites everything in sight with blood all over its face

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think you want to be eating that dude. Animals that just keel over and die usually have something seriously wrong with them.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im going to cry when my girls start dying. i really bonded with my chickens.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can mods delete this shit thread. This is a cooking board, not a day in the life of homosexual op.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reddits the other way troony

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >food and cooking
      >anon posts chicken
      >anon says he's gonna eat the chicken

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >waaaa waaaaa i want more fast food threads MOooodss waaa

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