>What child likes pepperoni pizza?
All of them? Pepperoni is literally the default option for kids who are still scared of anchovies or italian sausage
Why hasn't someone made a mathematically perfect pepperoni pizza? Same concept as this, but size it so every slice has the same exact number and configuration of ronis, and no ronis should be cut at all.
Central Ohio's regional pizza style, just enough crust, sauce, and cheese needed to deliver maximum pepperoni to your mouth.
And the seasoning is PERFECT.
Who gives a shit what toppings you like. Fucking hell man eat what you like while you still can. Christ do you see 80 year olds downing pizza and burgers? Hell no. One bite of it would send them to the pearly gates. When you get to be old you know what your diet is mostly? Ensure drinks and other assorted slop they call "health food" aka rabbit food.
some people become obsessed with them and order a lot of them at once
same with the garlic sauce
If you really wanted to, you could just order a fuckton of pepperoncinis and garlic sauce cups
it's on the menu
>perfect pizza
Someone get me an exacto-knoife, protractor, and ruler. I'm about to show you just how fucked that pizza is under all that cheese.
don't play with your food!
>pepperoni
Would you like a carton of milk and a bib too, little baby boy... <3
I'm not a boy, but yes I'll take a carton of milk, thanks <3
Then pull up a seat!
hey that's pretty neat
we didn't have that when I was a kid, I just sat on a stack of phone books
What child likes pepperoni pizza? If anything it would be cheese for children
You are retarded if you think children don't like pepperoni.
With that being said, this toppings war is retarded. Eat what you like.
adult pizza normally has minimum 3 non-pepperoni/salami toppings
>What child likes pepperoni pizza?
All of them? Pepperoni is literally the default option for kids who are still scared of anchovies or italian sausage
Pepperonis lack higher brain functions and cannot feel pain. It's ok to slice them in half.
>this toppings war is retarded. Eat what you like.
Eating pizza starting at the crust is one of the signs of severe assburgers syndrome
>Papa Johns
>thin crust
>perfect
There's so much wrong with this image.
it's not a thin crust, it's the shaq-a-roni
papa johns is fucking terrible. it's literally the same pizza as the costco food court only it costs 3x more.
Thin crust pizza with extra ham is the best pizza. Either that or extra thick homemade pizza with sausages.
wheres the crust????
under the pepperonis
That 'za is in HEAVY need of some degreasing
Why hasn't someone made a mathematically perfect pepperoni pizza? Same concept as this, but size it so every slice has the same exact number and configuration of ronis, and no ronis should be cut at all.
>pizza thread
>mutt hands complaining about the white man's ability to freely consume ice cold cow's milk
no
Pepperoni? Yeuck! Give me mushrooms and banana peppers, puh-lease!
For me it's a turkey pizza with hollandaise.
the NAFTA/USMCA pizza, jalapeños and pineapple, is best
I wanna bite that pepper
Keep your cardboard-za, crackerhomosexual. I've got the finest chain in the world around the corner.
huh?
Donatos
Central Ohio's regional pizza style, just enough crust, sauce, and cheese needed to deliver maximum pepperoni to your mouth.
And the seasoning is PERFECT.
I don't wanna slice. I want the whole thing, tough guy! *two big burly men restrain you, and force you to watch me eat your pizza*
um no, im sure the dough is ass and the huge amount of salami is there to cover that shittyass dough taste
Who gives a shit what toppings you like. Fucking hell man eat what you like while you still can. Christ do you see 80 year olds downing pizza and burgers? Hell no. One bite of it would send them to the pearly gates. When you get to be old you know what your diet is mostly? Ensure drinks and other assorted slop they call "health food" aka rabbit food.
AI will never know what tastes good
That's how the Italians say it since they were conquered by the Visigoths.
is that a heckin shaqaroni
it's shaquille o'neal pizza
What's with the random chili on the side?
Is it to pretend it has vegetables or something?
that's an pepperoncini
you don't like pepperoncini?
they give you as many as you want
You didn't answer why it's there.
it's there because you like to eat it
we all like to eat it
it tastes good with pizza
🙂
back when papa johns was a small business, they used to give you a free pepperoncini with your pizza and they still do it to this day
some people become obsessed with them and order a lot of them at once
same with the garlic sauce
If you really wanted to, you could just order a fuckton of pepperoncinis and garlic sauce cups
it's on the menu
I’ll grab a slice a Zah Brah.