this is a perfect pizza. would you like a slice?

this is a perfect pizza
would you like a slice?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >perfect pizza
    Someone get me an exacto-knoife, protractor, and ruler. I'm about to show you just how fucked that pizza is under all that cheese.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't play with your food!

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pepperoni
    Would you like a carton of milk and a bib too, little baby boy... <3

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a boy, but yes I'll take a carton of milk, thanks <3

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then pull up a seat!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hey that's pretty neat
          we didn't have that when I was a kid, I just sat on a stack of phone books

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What child likes pepperoni pizza? If anything it would be cheese for children

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are retarded if you think children don't like pepperoni.
        With that being said, this toppings war is retarded. Eat what you like.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        adult pizza normally has minimum 3 non-pepperoni/salami toppings

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What child likes pepperoni pizza?
        All of them? Pepperoni is literally the default option for kids who are still scared of anchovies or italian sausage

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pepperonis lack higher brain functions and cannot feel pain. It's ok to slice them in half.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this toppings war is retarded. Eat what you like.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eating pizza starting at the crust is one of the signs of severe assburgers syndrome

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Papa Johns
    >thin crust
    >perfect
    There's so much wrong with this image.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not a thin crust, it's the shaq-a-roni

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    papa johns is fucking terrible. it's literally the same pizza as the costco food court only it costs 3x more.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thin crust pizza with extra ham is the best pizza. Either that or extra thick homemade pizza with sausages.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wheres the crust????

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      under the pepperonis

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That 'za is in HEAVY need of some degreasing

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't someone made a mathematically perfect pepperoni pizza? Same concept as this, but size it so every slice has the same exact number and configuration of ronis, and no ronis should be cut at all.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pizza thread
    >mutt hands complaining about the white man's ability to freely consume ice cold cow's milk

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pepperoni? Yeuck! Give me mushrooms and banana peppers, puh-lease!

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's a turkey pizza with hollandaise.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the NAFTA/USMCA pizza, jalapeños and pineapple, is best

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna bite that pepper

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep your cardboard-za, crackerhomosexual. I've got the finest chain in the world around the corner.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      huh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      huh?

      Donatos

      Central Ohio's regional pizza style, just enough crust, sauce, and cheese needed to deliver maximum pepperoni to your mouth.
      And the seasoning is PERFECT.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't wanna slice. I want the whole thing, tough guy! *two big burly men restrain you, and force you to watch me eat your pizza*

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    um no, im sure the dough is ass and the huge amount of salami is there to cover that shittyass dough taste

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a shit what toppings you like. Fucking hell man eat what you like while you still can. Christ do you see 80 year olds downing pizza and burgers? Hell no. One bite of it would send them to the pearly gates. When you get to be old you know what your diet is mostly? Ensure drinks and other assorted slop they call "health food" aka rabbit food.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AI will never know what tastes good

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's how the Italians say it since they were conquered by the Visigoths.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that a heckin shaqaroni

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's shaquille o'neal pizza

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the random chili on the side?
    Is it to pretend it has vegetables or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's an pepperoncini
      you don't like pepperoncini?
      they give you as many as you want

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't answer why it's there.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's there because you like to eat it
          we all like to eat it
          it tastes good with pizza
          🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      back when papa johns was a small business, they used to give you a free pepperoncini with your pizza and they still do it to this day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        some people become obsessed with them and order a lot of them at once
        same with the garlic sauce
        If you really wanted to, you could just order a fuckton of pepperoncinis and garlic sauce cups
        it's on the menu

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll grab a slice a Zah Brah.

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