when we were kids, my dad always took us out to a deepdish place. It was pretty good, 2007 or so. Had my first beer at that place when I turnd 18 (16really).
During lockdown, I made it for my kids at home. Really easy to make:
-flour, yeast, water, salt and a pinch of sugar
-I just use alton brown's red sauce from pantry raid
-cheese
bake for 25 minutes.
you can freeze the red sauce for the following week. My mom and dad really like the red sauce with pasta. red sauce takes around 1 hour to make, so we let the dough rise during making the red sauce. There is no better feeling than having your mother like the food you cook.
Non-American here. How the fuck do you eat this shit? Can you use your hands? Won't it get everywhere? Do you need to use a knife and fork like a twat?
I've seen a video of one of these in las Vegas where they put another pizza base on top of the cheese then the tomato sauce. Holds together a lot better than any of the slop in Chicago. Deep dish is for tourist shitters anyway.
>euro browsing american site without mentioning americans challenge
Ummm yeah okay now let's see the americans browse a cooking & food board without mentioning food. They are obsessed with it after all.
What are other pizza pies made of?
pizza is not pie. it is flat bread
Define “flat”.
same as your mom's chest.
Jokes on your, I like flat chests.
Have you never heard them called "pies" before?
like once in some shitty 80s movie set in New York
>DEAN MARTIN
how deep does it need to be to be a pie
Skank.
She's thinking "alright, now he's being downgraded to a glass of water and an handshake"
To be fair the woman looks like a sub passing tranny
The word you're looking for is "twinkhon"
Post face
That guy has an unfortunate hairline
Her face be like "I'm going to let him fuck me FOR THIS GARBAGE?"
She is already picturing herself 60 pounds heavier with literally no push back because “big is beautiful “.
stop, you're making me hard
Is she 15 or 45
That’s what prescription-happy doctors, pollution, and a bad attitude does to a girl
Looks like pizza
>I should've picked the cheesecake factory fella
whatever it is its good as hell and mogs every other configuration of those ingredients
i dont care, and i didnt ask. keep your unsolicited opinions to yourself, you new york rat.
when we were kids, my dad always took us out to a deepdish place. It was pretty good, 2007 or so. Had my first beer at that place when I turnd 18 (16really).
During lockdown, I made it for my kids at home. Really easy to make:
-flour, yeast, water, salt and a pinch of sugar
-I just use alton brown's red sauce from pantry raid
-cheese
bake for 25 minutes.
you can freeze the red sauce for the following week. My mom and dad really like the red sauce with pasta. red sauce takes around 1 hour to make, so we let the dough rise during making the red sauce. There is no better feeling than having your mother like the food you cook.
Hilarious that the one actually useful cooking related reply gets no (you)s
I prefer this one, OP
That looks like a very good pizza but that reaction is totally uncalled for. 100% she’s faked every orgasm.
nah, she's probably just high.
Not the ones with me, homosexual
(I was her first)
I think the story was that she was high.
those "chicago pie's" look disgusting, why the fuck is there so much sauce on top. is it really just crust, an inch of cheese and sauce on top?
Fuck off OP
you are all unironically posting in a reddit thread
>noooo you have to eat cheese toast
Nice pizza pie anon, but why is there a slightly melted wax figurine in this pic?
>fermented and baked dough with gluten intentionally developed topped with cheese and tomato
Not a pie, it's a pizza and you're retarded.
Actually, it's better than pizza.
"Actually it's better than pizza" he said, but in her head she was thinking of how he's not getting any tonight in bed.
Call it what you like, it's fuckin' awesome.
>Days since deep dish fomented fake outrage by existing
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Non-American here. How the fuck do you eat this shit? Can you use your hands? Won't it get everywhere? Do you need to use a knife and fork like a twat?
It's a slice of pizza. You pick it up.
Why would it get everywhere?
bruh look at it
sounds like you would be better off just tossing it on the floor and eating it like the pig you are.
you would
Do you not have pizza where you're from? Double hand it you limp wristed bitch.
That young man looks disgusted
She should be, that looks like Giordano's.
Everyone knows that Malnati's is the superlative 'go 'za.
It's good so I eat it
you can tell shes watched too much hentai with that ptsd thousand tentacle stare
shes smol, and shes scared, but she wants to cum
>it is cheese and tomato pie.
What do you think Pizza is, tard
The roastie is unimpressed
>that's a man
That's tomato mozzarella soup in a bread bowl
THASS BECAUSE ITSA PIZZA PIE PAISANO
I've seen a video of one of these in las Vegas where they put another pizza base on top of the cheese then the tomato sauce. Holds together a lot better than any of the slop in Chicago. Deep dish is for tourist shitters anyway.
>where they put another pizza base on top of the cheese then the tomato sauce.
peak america. KURAAH
All of you are retarded
Deep dishs is great
Found the fat american
euro browsing Culinaly without mentioning americans challenge
difficulty level: impossible
>euro browsing american site without mentioning americans challenge
Ummm yeah okay now let's see the americans browse a cooking & food board without mentioning food. They are obsessed with it after all.
t. see pic
I call it pizza soup. Need a spoon for that shit
that's the look when she has seen bigger
they’re good sometimes. lou malnatis in chicago is good for the crust, so buttery and good. but it’s definitely a cheesebomb which is good sometimes
Yeah, a pizza pie. Are you okay? Are you having a psychotic break? Do you have brain damage?
her expression says it all. what a pile of shit