This is the best hamburger in the world and if you cough up the extra $1.50 for a second slice of cheese and some tomatoes it might quite possible be ...

This is the best hamburger in the world and if you cough up the extra $1.50 for a second slice of cheese and some tomatoes it might quite possible be the best burger ever. If you disagree you don’t have a hair on your ass. IYKYK

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off you McDick's shill, anyone who knows, knows Freddy's fricks you up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just because I’m lovin’ it doesn’t make me a shill

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eat your own dick

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          real talk, if you were forced to eat your own dick but you're allowed to prepare it
          how would you prepare it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not him but I would chop it up into bits and make a "lengua" taco of it
            if it doesn't look like a dick it probably wouldn't be so bad

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think I would prefer it in a stew with lots of onions and potatoes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Down it in one swallow.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did McDonald's start selling burgers that aren't well-done? It sure doesn't look like it from your image.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yes I'd like a medium-rare hamburger
      die

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're good

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no, you can't order a thing the most popular way it's ordered because i'm an edgy contrarian and not liking popular things is my entire personality

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Quarter Pounder patties are frequently medium rare from the three closest McDs to me. I'd say at least half the time they are medium-well or rarer, and medium-rare about 1/3 of the time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn’t trust pink fast food ground beef. That shit is swimming in bacteria.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will literally send you $50 if you post proof that you went into your local McDonald's and ordered a medium-rare burger and they actually cooked it to temp. Actually, frick that. I will Venmo you $20,0000 if you do this....of course the amount doesn't matter. I could say a trillion dollars, which I obviously don't have, and it wouldn't make any difference because of fricking course McDonald's doesn't cook their burgers to temp.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just made a thread about it too. the double big mac is incredible

    [...]

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk, whoper to me seems like the gold standard. Good size, not a israelite sized double gimmick snack. No need to spend extra to make the shit good and have more ingredients. Have the exact same floor scum fragrance only burger king oiginal.

    It's all good tho, Im sure mac tastes better after mentioning how you shill their megacorp on the internet to the cashier after taking an order.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big Mac sucks. Who thought putting 3 buns on a burger was a good idea? Dumb gimmick. Quarter pounder is better.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It really is a thing of beauty. God bless America.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JOSE CAN YOUUUUUU SEEEEE

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just pay more money for the same amount of burger patty that was standard 15 years ago
    WOW SO AMAZING

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tomatoes are shitty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Doesn’t have a hair on his ass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tomatoes are shitty
      Back in my day, we didn't eat tomatoes or put them on our pizzas because they were poisonous
      I guess these days Americans will eat anything

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had one yesterday for the first time in a decade and it fricking sucked ass
    I also tried a regular hamburger and it was even worse, literally had three tiny onion dices on the entire thing

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: diarhea medication salesmen viral marketing

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just ate one because of the shilling and feel sick to my stomach. Frick ya'll

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A Big Mac just flew over my house!

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made a hambubger

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just finished it it was very yummy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just finished it it was very yummy

      Looks tasty anon good job

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assembly is wrong. Lettuce must go underneath the patty.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >br'ish "people"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. No it shouldn't. Not if there's a sauce on it. Which there is.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I usually hate fast food burgers but those burger king smoky chimichurri angus are actually pretty decent.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy your duck butter burger

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      Vomit inducing.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unnecessary bun in the middle
    stop adding filler and include something more interesting you cheap fricks

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've stopped going to fast food chains altogether. They cost the same as takeout and is worse by every measure. I go to this tiny korean hole in the wall now that cranks out bibimbap in 3minutes with all sorts of veggies for less than what it would be to get an equally sized meal from mcdicks. Frick em. Money talks and people are dropping fast food chains like the plague

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you have a pan and a stove you can make your own burgers with stuff from the store that taste amazing and are actually good for you.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I might not have hair on my ass, but if you agree, then you're livestock who can't tell the difference so it might as well be.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If you disagree you don’t have a hair on your ass.
    Is this your idea of an epic burn?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can get two double cheeseburgers and small fries for the same price as a big mac. whats the point?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unavailable in my location

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m sorry for your loss brother.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the beef is practically cardboard lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a smash burger you homosexual

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The patties are half plant fiber filler. It actually cuts my gums.

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