This is the best omelet shape for the day.

This is the best omelet shape for the day.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lools ugly, and overcooked. Got a cross section shot?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this shit I put up with sometimes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice salmonella pancake

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's cooked anon. the whett is the melted cheese. the eggs are cooked throughly

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the eggs are cooked throughly
            YOU BURNED THE FUCKING OMELET

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >salmonella
          Yeah that sure looks like a fish to me. I swear the IQ on this website is sad

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            exactly! half these cunts don't know tuna from turkey tits

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        As I suspected. Dry and not good for most people. Maybe your tastes are lackluster? Never had a proper omelette before? Try a country style french omelette next time. It is significantly more delicious, and very easy to make.

        nice salmonella pancake

        Salmonella is only on the outsude of the eggs and is a roughlt 1:30,000 chance an egg has salmonella on the shell.
        The risk is almost none if you carefully crack the eggs so they do not contact the shell.

        Please inform yourself before spewing out your opinion next time. It makes you look very stupid and twitter brained when you have such a woefully uninformed opinion.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Salmonella is only on the outsude of the eggs and is a roughlt 1:30,000 chance an egg has salmonella on the shell.
          >The risk is almost none if you carefully crack the eggs so they do not contact the shell.
          >t.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It feels very wrong that people who are so unfit for hunting animals get to enjoy so much fresh muscle meat. This guy absolutely 'can't' get his own meat, but we, Society, that is, give it to him. Why? What does this guy even contribute to Society? Why does he deserve to be so richly rewarded with freshly harvested corpses? I don't think he does.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          well I'm not an omeletologist anon, I'm hungover. Perhaps I left in the pan too long but frankly I can't abide sloppy eggs so I tend to cook more rather than less.

          In any case it hit the spot

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Maybe your tastes are lackluster?
          go fuck yourself

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Salmonella is only on the outsude of the eggs and is a roughlt 1:30,000 chance an egg has salmonella on the shell.
          >The risk is almost none if you carefully crack the eggs so they do not contact the shell.
          >t.

          Salmonella can get inside eggs as well. This happens before the egg makes a shell while the egg is forming inside the chicken.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I stand corrected! It is still a very rare occurrence, and will not stop me from eating all the eggs however I choose.

            I have chickens that are very happy and very healthy, so I care not.

            A runny omelette is peak egg, and the numerous people I have shared my eggcellent omelettes with have all been converted.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              a friend made me a runny poached egg once and it put me off eggs entirely for like a year

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn sounds like he made you a terrible egg, or you just don't like runny yolks. Was the white fully cooked?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really don't like runny yolks but some of the hwite was runny as well, and it just got to me and grossed me out. I had to eat it because he was hosting some of us for a whole weekend and cooking us breakfast and shit and I didn't want to be rude. :[

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn sounds like he made you a terrible egg, or you just don't like runny yolks. Was the white fully cooked?

                it’s so hard for me to get the whites fully cooked without overcooking the yolk. i swear it’s like a 10 second window where the whites are solid and the yolk is still creamy

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao be back in 10 min

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im back

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        did the chef flick his cigarette ash in your omelet?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice, and now the cross section

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd eat it, fuck the haters.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    better than the repulsive rubber eraser looking omelette posted here

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  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the heat of the cheese cooks the egg

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    overcooked

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    people who overcook their eggs and meat don't deserve it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I work hard anon and also my job is helping people which gives me great satisfaction and when I get my hard earned paycheck I'll spend it making overcooked steak sandwiches or spongy omelets all that I want

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i cant agree with it but you seem nice so i guess just you do you

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's that you have on the plate next to your bone dry omelet? a slab of cured meat?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's extra Hispanicy sopressa salagmi. And it's actually for reals fucking Hispanicy. It leaves the plate covered in red chilli flakes. It's also super tender and delicious, it's one of the best hangover cures along with pickles & brine.

      I have another batch coming tomorrow with my grocery delivery. Check my bulkie thread tomorrow for an update on the sammich I'm gonna make, featuring the sopressa and some of its friends

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