This is the humble Chicago Dog. But it got me thinking...how would you make a dog for other cities?

This is the humble Chicago Dog. But it got me thinking...how would you make a dog for other cities? Like what would go on a Miami Dog? Or a Dallas Dog? Or even a Bangkok dog? Or a Gaza Dog?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares tbh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        baka

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the condiments are larger than the actual food it's time to admit you just don't like it to begin with.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I do like hotdogs, I just also happen to like all of the condiments that go on a Chicago styled hotdog. I also don't like ketchup on hotdogs so it's funny that Chicago style makes a big deal about not using any like the people who get into arguments about cheese steaks.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We don't care if you put ketchup on your hotdog. It's just in Chicago only children eat ketchup on hot dogs. For whatever reason that makes people seeth like no other.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we don’t care except when we do
          seething chicongoan

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Told y'all it makes people seeth for literally no reason at all. It's okay to put ketchup on a hot dog little guy.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ooh ooh ahh ahh
              sorry, i dont understand monkey

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >fill a hot dog with the entire garden
              >no problem
              >add sliced tomatoes
              >no problem
              >ONE drop of ketchup
              >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOING INSANE

              Chicago has collective brain damage

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"We don't care that you put ketchup on your hot dog, honestly"
          >"However, let me explain exactly why you're a little baby if you put ketchup on your hot dog"
          What kind of passive-aggressive bullshit is this

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do amerifats really?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes we eat German food

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hot dog dressed up with a bunch of vegetables
      Fucking Americans and their *checks notes* adding micronutrient dense foods to make an otherwise unhealthy choice slightly less shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Least obsessed Euroshitter

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hot dog
    >sausage
    >bun
    >crispy onions
    >ketchup
    >mustard
    easy

    bbq dog
    >bun
    >sausage
    >bbq sauce/pulled pork
    >onions
    >cheese
    done

    chilli dog
    >bun
    >sausage
    >chile con carne
    >cheese
    >jalapeños

    done

    you don’t need anything else

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chili con carne on a hot dog

      Yankees really believe this

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    trust the CHART

    for me it's a KC dog

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's gotta be the tijuana dog aka the dirty dog aka the california street vendor dog

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of these regional foods were created as a consequence of geographical and economic restraints dictating what the regions had and what the regions preferred. Because of globalization and mass production, regional cuisines cannot authentically exist anymore except through cynical campaigns deliberately trying to create them from the top down. Without constraints or limitations you can put anything on anything and they're all equally valid and equally authentic. Whenever we make aesthetic or preferential choices, they are based purely on what people superficially like, unmoored from both logistical constraints and cultural tradition.

      >here's the fucking Toronto dog, it's got kewpie mayo and shallot marmalade and minced pickled banana pepper
      >why these things
      >they're selected arbitrarily in an attempt to market the city by using ingredients that haven't been taken by another city yet

      I shall submit a [insert any city in quebec] dog as one with cheese curds and gravy, potentially fried onions and jalapenos too cause they're tasty and I usually bastardize my poutine with them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quebec should be fucking nuked fuck you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          rude

          the Montreal one is garbage, fuck off ESL

          >relish
          >mustard
          >onions
          >cabbage
          what's not to love?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >relish
            >cabbage

            Otherwise, no problem for me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quebec already has a regional hot dog style though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dumb nagger Montréal is already in the pic and no one fucking eat the slop you described

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the Montreal one is garbage, fuck off ESL

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            fuck off from my province first, you anglo dog fucker

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I would never willingly step foot in your province you filthy french homosexual. have a nice day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japan BTFOing everyone else per usual, even with hot dogs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My top 5
      1. Chicago
      2. New York
      3. France
      4. Doyer Dog
      5. Amsterdam

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tijuana dog sounds great

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh it is. Most cali sports arenas and sometimes busy bar areas will have peddlers grillin these up in little pushcarts for cash. Also pretty easy to make yourself if you ever get the hankering.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Sonoran Dog is very, very good. One of the best buns as well.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seattle dog is cream cheese and grilled onions. Sometimes jalapenos, usually mixed in the cream cheese.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        TY based Seattleite anon. It's the perfect drunk food.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Norway
      Ah, the 'not getting groceries yet' dog.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gotta get that Czech dog for the memes

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We figured this out
    The optimal dog has mustard onion sauerkraut
    The science is settled

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of these regional foods were created as a consequence of geographical and economic restraints dictating what the regions had and what the regions preferred. Because of globalization and mass production, regional cuisines cannot authentically exist anymore except through cynical campaigns deliberately trying to create them from the top down. Without constraints or limitations you can put anything on anything and they're all equally valid and equally authentic. Whenever we make aesthetic or preferential choices, they are based purely on what people superficially like, unmoored from both logistical constraints and cultural tradition.

    >here's the fucking Toronto dog, it's got kewpie mayo and shallot marmalade and minced pickled banana pepper
    >why these things
    >they're selected arbitrarily in an attempt to market the city by using ingredients that haven't been taken by another city yet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prices and cultural tastes still matter, it's why stuff like Chinese food in America is a bastardized version of traditional Chinese food, or how tex mex evolved into what it is today.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody makes green chili sauce outside of Colorado and it's hard to even find the right peppers outside of Colorado and New Mexico

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made a dog with cream cheese, jalapenos, and hot sauce once. it was the best dog i ever had

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you say 'Go 'za dog? sounds delicious

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Chicago hotdog is from the great depression and was born out of wanting to make a cheap sandwich for the poor Polish immigrants its not some slapped together monstrosity so some Midwestern city can claim it has unique food.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes we know that anon, we're saying we can't arbitrarily create Chicago dog equivalents for other existing cities without one.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The San Francisco dog is just a cold frank slathered in ky jelly. I'm not sure you're even supposed to eat it. Guess i just don't understand the culture, Idk.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Culinaly when regional foods from everywhere on earth
    :-/

    >Culinaly when regional foods from Chicago
    :-000000 NOOOOO I WILL NOT ALLOW, THIS IS NOT A REAL PIZZA/HOT DOG/BEEF SANDWICH, I MOOOST LET Culinaly KNOW HOW MUCH THIS ANGERS ME, CHICAGO IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANYTHING BUT GUN CRIME

    I don't know what we did to upset this board so, but speaking on behalf of all people in the Chicagoland area, we don't give a single dogshit about whatever you homosexuals have to say. Especially because it's so God damn clear as day that these threads are poor attempts to bait people into outrage, and OP is probably some soiboy coastie who thinks bashing the Midwest/'der flyover' is funny.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he wasn't bashing it tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >robably some soiboy coastie who thinks bashing the Midwest/'der flyover' is funny.
      no just FIBS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can tell these posts are written by an american by how unfunny they are

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we don't give a single dogshit about whatever you homosexuals have to say
      your ragefilled soy post suggests otherwise

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's replace the hotdog with a burger

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aussie dog
    >beetroot
    >pineapple
    >fried egg
    glorious

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone confirm other countries actually have hotdogs? I went to Australia (everywhere but Perth) and they were all masquerading breakfast sausage as hotdogs. You know, those sick sort of odd sweetly Hispaniced ones.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not from Chicago but we used to make hot dogs sorta like this at home when I was a kid though we would add banana peppers and saurkraut.

    It's not that bad of a combination. The hot dog tends to go well with sour/satly items.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomatoes and pickles are disgusting and don't belong on a hotdog, you are an incel if you disagree

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I hate food like this. Whole ass peppers and pickles never 100% separate when you take a bite and you end up micro managing the fucking hotdog the entire time just to not create a mess. Not to mention the pepper stems you have to spit out... served food should be 100% edible. This is why shrimp dishes suck too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the average working man in chicago doesn't give a fuck about micromanaging a hotdog. Dude will have dirty ass hands and will just hold it together with his hairy mitts. Grease and all, he won't give a fuck. If you want to eat one of these, you have to forget that germ theory exists and eat it in three bites while holding it all together. Your fingers WILL get mustard on them.

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