this is the nastiest shit ive ever drank in my entire life

this is the nastiest shit ive ever drank in my entire life

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > tell me you’re a pussy ass b***h without telling me you’re a pussy ass b***h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you HAVE to consume bad food because I need to prove to others that I'm tough

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    try drinking unicum.
    no its not unicorn cum.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no its not unicorn cum.
      then whats the point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      aint that hungarian jaeger or some shit?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >jaeger
        no, jaeger is actually nice. unicum tastes like drinking the liquid from the bottom of a compost bin

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just put some ice and or sugar in it. Balances out the bitter taste

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >put sugar in it
      sounds disgusting 2bh

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's time for all of us to stop drinking any alcohol. When is the last time it contributed positively to your life? Are you a brewmaster? It rarely tastes good and even if it does, it's no reason to poison your body and mind.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's no reason to poison your body and mind.
      Let me tell you something you naïve moron. I know you are young and inexperienced in this world, but we live in a literal dystopian nightmare. israelites sunk their fangs into the life blood of this country after the assassination of JFK by establishing a central banking system. This slowly allowed them to poison the well in every facet of the economy and gain control to the point where they were starting to sell brainwashing tools to americans as entertainment. We are literally living in the threshold of hell and we cannot escape, the only way to cope with this is getting completed knackered on drugs and alcohol and escaping this nightmare we are living in. Just go read the news if you don’t believe me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is the most insane post I have ever read, seek help.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >This is the most insane post I have ever read
          first time?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fricking dead, kiddo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the only way to cope. Find a place to put your feet up and love your friends and your family! I was a drug addict for years and it took me a long time to hit rock bottom and understand that the love we have for our fellow man is the best thing for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It helps me write and perform stand up comedy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ernest Hemmingway was based, sure, but I am sure you can get into that same state of mind without alcohol. If you must drink, do so infrequently so you can maximize its perceived benefits.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I also mix liquor with instant release Adderall and weed. Nicotine literally makes the human brain function more effectively.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nicotine is fine, nobody is worried about that. I think it lowers sperm count, though. It seems you enjoy yourself so I say go for it if you can avoid temptations to use it more than say, once a week.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It boosts testosterone like crazy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Everything I see says it lowers sperm count

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm pretty good at controlling my appetite for both food and drugs. For a month and a half in 2022 I was using heroin every weekend. The online vendor pulled an exit scam and I never had cravings and never experienced anything dragon chasing. Ketamine is the best drug in my experience. Food addiction is truly sad, there's no way to hide it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Artist types are always bending the rules. Addiction in general is an exploitation of the natural human condition, so there is nothing you can do but be educated and vigilant. Getting to addicted to something as necessary as food or sex is proof enough of that.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its really the only thing i drink. it has flavor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’re an alcoholic who needs rehab

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        poor turn of phrase. Its the only alcoholic beverage i typically drink.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's an acquired taste and once you acquire it you can enjoy stuff like this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This looks like something a homeless guy would drink, you’re an alcoholic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >This looks like something a homeless guy would drink
        It's easilt one of the best American beers ever.
        >alcoholic
        No, you can't become an alcoholic from beer unless you binge drink, and you'll get sick if you binge this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I loved bourbon the first time I tried it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bourbon barrel aged beer is better than bourbon.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess: jack daniels

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    try warm ouzo, it'll make you projectile vomit real nice

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy do I have something for you

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bourbon is shit yes. like most american things

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a hot blooded American. Powerful. Virile. Homosexual. And you will not talk shit about my country unless you want an ass whooping, sir.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        More like an ass pounding.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pffffft.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How's life under a bridge?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    like any liquor, cheap shitty brands are going to suck. try a good small batch bourbon. it can be as good as a quality scotch. it is sweeter normally. I also like to make old fashions. michters, four roses, blantons or old rip van winkle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >try a good small batch bourbon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bourbon is good you just have to try a bottle that costs $500-$5,000

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        moron... everything I listed you can get for $100 or less a bottle. the homosexualry on this thread is unparalleled... keep drinking your truly's and drinking your boyfriends cum chaser for all I care.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you can get old rip van winkle for less than $100?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            10yr 67.99

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There was some sort of legal loop hole in Australia where you could sell 50% abv "spirit essence" at the supermarket with no age restriction..
    I was 15 at the time. Was pretty wild. Kids getting taken away in ambulances to have their stomach pumped..

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whiskey is disgusting and I'm tougher than anyone who drinks it.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Way too sweet and all of them have mostly the same flavor profile. Almost every other type of liquor is better.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I no longer drink, but about a decade ago, when I did, bourban was very nice. For me it was woodford reserve.

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