>eating downtown >even going downtown
And if that's Old Town, my disapproval is even stronger. Anywhere with that brick pattern is swarming with cross dressing fetanyl zombies.
I hate portland so much. If you could nuke multnomah county, oregon would be a white man's paradise. But instead we have to put up with drug addicts, third-world savages, sexual deviants, unmarried women, and other assorted filth voting for the most retarded shit imaginable. On the rare occasion I have to travel there, I have no less than two firearms on my person, plus bear spray. God willing, someday this modern-day sodom will be cleansed from the earth >t. clatsop county chad
Its because of all the p*rtland refugees who fled to Astoria during the pandemic. Fleeing the consequences of their own voting habits. Thankfully a lot of them are turning tail and moving back because they don't fit in here, and our housing is expensive and they can't support themselves working hipster jobs at brewpubs. Fuck, the PNW coast is so comfy, but the absolute worst sorts of people live here.
Only the northeast can do Pizza. Southern pizza is cardboard with Spaghetti-o sauce. Western pizza is weird shit like that. Never eat pizza from further south than Philadelphia or further west than Des Moines.
we hate portland there librels
Arw, poor cat vomited on a fine pizza.
did u throw up on it?
:[
*chef's kiss*
looks bad chief
Ok well this is what a woman looks like in Portland.
would
BROKEN
Should have gone to Atlas, they're great. They make a bomb Greek salad too.
>that'll be 78.50 plus 28% gratuity
>eating downtown
>even going downtown
And if that's Old Town, my disapproval is even stronger. Anywhere with that brick pattern is swarming with cross dressing fetanyl zombies.
Yeh well at least they arnt nazis!
Cold cuts and chimichurri? My favorite!
Portland knows how to make pizza for adults. Maybe the rest of you children should take notes.
That's pita bread with ham and drug addict dehydrated piss on it.
>portland, tranny antifa central, makes pizzas that look like tranny gashes
pottery
What shithole did you buy this from, so that I can make sure to avoid it? Somewhere downtown if I had to guess based on the bricks.
I have low standards for 'za, but if you're in Fentland the following are all pretty good imo:
• Bellagio's
• Pizza Jerk
• Schmizza
• Hot Lips
• Flying Pie
• Boxcar Pizza (if you're vegan)
The ones I mentioned will look way better than whatever slop you bought.
Pizzeria Otto is also really fucking good and there's a foodtruck called Pyro Pizza that also is really good. Both are wood fired.
SIZZLE PIE
SIZZLE PIE
A crime against nature like everything else in America.
That does qualify as a pizza.
Thin sliced Oscar Meyer bologna and baby shit on a pita isn't pizza anon
If it doesn't have tomato sauce and mozzarella, it's not a pizza.
Wrong
Looks terrible.
If you hate actual pizza so much, just eat flammekueche instead.
You could just say "I've never tried it" and save yourself a pointless losing argument
I love flame coochie
would not
would
homeless tweaker diarrhea on a pink napkin
this isnt pizza, not even in the ballpark fucko
Italy should level the place just for this. This is crime against humanity.
I hate portland so much. If you could nuke multnomah county, oregon would be a white man's paradise. But instead we have to put up with drug addicts, third-world savages, sexual deviants, unmarried women, and other assorted filth voting for the most retarded shit imaginable. On the rare occasion I have to travel there, I have no less than two firearms on my person, plus bear spray. God willing, someday this modern-day sodom will be cleansed from the earth
>t. clatsop county chad
Omg bro you sound so tough and trad can I suck your dick?
>clatsop county
nah you're part of the problem too. you nerds even voted for Kotek.
Its because of all the p*rtland refugees who fled to Astoria during the pandemic. Fleeing the consequences of their own voting habits. Thankfully a lot of them are turning tail and moving back because they don't fit in here, and our housing is expensive and they can't support themselves working hipster jobs at brewpubs. Fuck, the PNW coast is so comfy, but the absolute worst sorts of people live here.
>no cheese
>no tomato sauce
Not pizza
Only the northeast can do Pizza. Southern pizza is cardboard with Spaghetti-o sauce. Western pizza is weird shit like that. Never eat pizza from further south than Philadelphia or further west than Des Moines.
It's just trying too hard to be quirky and "artisanal."
Imagine being so retarded you can't make mortadela-and just throw the requisite ingredients on bread and call it pizza. Italy is actually fucking up.
This is what pizza looks like in Portland, ME
weird. otto is pretty good but i don't recall seeing any tortellinis on the pizzas. it's not a great idea but it's not a bad one either.
It's literally the second pizza on the menu dumbass
never been inside or looked at a menu. had their pizza at a few events. why so aggro?
Wait there's a pizza place named Otto in Portland, Maine too? What a weird coincidence, they don't look related.
That was Seattle I thought
You forgot the pizza saus, dumbass
that's not a pizza,that's a gaping flesh wound.
is it customary to let a homeless person take a shit on your pizza in Portland?
that's also what the sidewalks too like in Portland
looks like a passable bologna & pesto pizza
People here posting like blueboards are the youtube comment section, good job everyone
If someone expected me to eat this they would end up hospitalized.
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