This is your average breakfast in Australia.

This is your average breakfast in Australia.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No it isn't

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aussie here, we normally eat wieners for breakfast

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is your average breakfast in the United States

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks good, whats the brown sauce, gravy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BBQ

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Australia sauce

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >whats the brown sauce
        it's brown sauce

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/RcdwiKV.jpeg

      This is your average breakfast in the New Zealand

      I love the diversity of all your cultures

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually what it looks like in the United States.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm. Where's the BBC semen?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is your average breakfast in the New Zealand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no fairy bread
      >no tea
      >no vegemite
      yah nah mate you're a poof

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody even thinks about fairy bread past age 6. Why pretend to be Australian?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because you people talk funny.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the Coca-Cola kid, and after getting sprayed for Aussie bullshit anyone can come up with better shit than your shit.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's you're problem, you don't like the dark and bubbly?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, that's a meal basic white girls pay $25 to eat at their local trendy brunch spot.

    The actual Aussie breakfast is an Iced Coffee and Meat Pie from the servo - pic related.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Admit that you're a jealous homosexual homosexual and jealous of white girls that don't give you a second glance.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >homosexual homosexual
        >jealous of white girls that don't give you a second glance
        Why would he want attention from women if he's gay?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, but it's pretty funny to see these freaks frick around and to avoid them like the plauge.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Homosexuals like attention and being around hot chicks draws that attention.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. pajeet/non white

        [...]
        based pajeet/non white hunter

        Mum, the limp wristed melbournian cucks are LARPing as Aussies again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not an Aussie, though I'd like to visit sometime. Dragonfly's aren't exclusive to anyplace. We all have those cool things patrolling so to speak.
          Pic related is from somewhere here on /ck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. becky

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. pajeet/non white

      Admit that you're a jealous homosexual homosexual and jealous of white girls that don't give you a second glance.

      based pajeet/non white hunter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Farmer's Union
      based

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    c**t here, I have no idea what I'm looking at.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should have gone to Specsavers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like some Benedict monstrosity. Muffin, avocado mush, bacon, poached egg and balsamic on top. And 2 hashed brown patties.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No it isn't. 75% of Australians get a egg and bacon sandwich/roll and an bottle of iced coffee, maybe a potato cake or two.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    720 calories.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calories don't apply to the human body. Mitochondria are not an open flame, nor does the food we eat reach them in its base state.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calories don't apply to the human body. Mitochondria are not an open flame, nor does the food we eat reach them in its base state.

      My pet dragonfly will apply to your sorry asses and then count calories later.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no hollandaise

    why bother

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Australian breakfast
    Wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Australians fricking HATE weed
      even just talking about it is enough to get you run out of town
      iunno. must be a southern poofter thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?????

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That cucknation hates everything that resembles freedom.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wrong, c**t

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I spent about 6 months in Darwin Australia training with the Australian Army and for breakfast every morning they typically ate:
    >A bowl of corn flakes
    >Two slices of toast with vegemite and butter
    >A glass of orange juice

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Melbourne so much it is unreal, and I'm a seppo who has never even been close to Australia. Every time I see one of their fruity trams or stupid coffee drinks promoted I get mad. Don't know why.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're San Francisco of Cuckstralia.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I legitimately wish San Francisco just had a lot of Asians and coffee shops instead of being the dumping ground for America's trash for the last half century.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i live in the south east suburbs and its true, melbourne really is the worst city in the country
        i walked past my old high school the other day, which i left about 15 years ago, and its amazing how much the demographic has changed in that time. every single student i saw outside was brown. wasnt close enough to tell what kind, just that they were either indian or some kind of arab. im starting to realise that were not supposed to stay here, my parents were supposed to sell their house and move to a newer one built recently, like everyone else i know has done, while all the immigrants come and move into our older houses built in the 70s/80s. come to think of it, i think were one of the only australian families still living in this suburb. parents dont want to leave though and im a neet so i wont be going anywhere anytime soon either, sadly.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah nah, sydney poofter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/X20ME5o.jpeg

      >Farmer's Union
      based

      https://i.imgur.com/2NlnZUd.jpeg

      No, that's a meal basic white girls pay $25 to eat at their local trendy brunch spot.

      The actual Aussie breakfast is an Iced Coffee and Meat Pie from the servo - pic related.

      South Australian homosexuals

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    australia is not even a real place, it's a conspiracy theory. an anti-anglosaxon canard.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    been eating this shit for brekky since before i had teeth
    will keep eating it for brekky till the day i die

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do aussies talk like a bunch of tooth fairies that grew up in a landfill

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today for breakfast I had multigrain toast, vegemite, peanut butter (crunchy), and avocado.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smashed avo? Biggest meme food to ever exist. It wasn't even popular as a breakfast food until latte sipping cafe hippies started commercialising back around 2013. Before then most c**ts just ate the typical full english, bacon and eggs, cereal or toast.

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